Let's go anon, take your shirt off!
>>28724326
*reveals suicide vest*
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>28724326
you can see my ribs though
>>28724326
but I haven't shaved my back or shoulders in weeks.
>>28724379
>tfw lost weight recently
my ribs are a safety hazard because they stick out so much
>tfw pectus excavatum
its not as bad as a lot of cases but im still super insecure about it
>>28724873
Its worse than being fat, I hate it
>>28724326
Why would I be in the water with my shirt on?
>>28724965
lmao being fat is nothing compared to being skinny
>lost a lot of weight this past year
>still got a bit of a beer gut
>also bacne
>>28724326
b-but girls, I d-don't want to swim anyway!
>>28725156
Woman don't mind dad bods or bacne, just don't be insecure
>>28725312
what about body hair? Chest, back, shoulders, stomach etc
>take off my shirt
>sees my manboobs
>>28724326
are you sure I got this real ugly looking scar from the cancer op
>>28725345
Back and shoulders get rid of, but like beards, chest and stomach body hair depends on the specific girls preference.
>5 huge flat moles on my chest and stomach
dermatologist wouldn't even remove them, so I'm either trying a new doctor or never taking my shirt off in front of anyone
>>28725409
goddammit, I hate being such a hairy monkey. I have to let it grow out all the way before I can shave or I get ingrown hairs. And it starts growing back in just a few days later and it looks like really shitty stubble and starts catching threads on my clothes. Plus I had to buy this expensive contraction to shave my back that looks like a back scratcher with an electric razor on the end because I don't have octopus arms.
Why me
Ladies first.
>>28725409
What if you don't have thousands of dollars to spend getting rid of it permanently? Shoulder and back hair grows back fucking fast so it's not reasonable to ask someone to shave it, miss a day and you'd have stubble.
Lost a shitload of weight and look pretty damn good if I say so myself. Still though, THE SHIRT STAYS ON, REEEEEEEE! No one must see my body hair vest!
Alright I hope you like the way psoriasis looks.
LMAO WOULD ACTUALLY NOT CARE ABOUT THAT
im 6,2 and skinny and with an alright tan no one cares
of course you get the omg lol ur so skinny from a fucking retard every summer but who cares
im not a super lank tho
>tfw fat
>tfw stretch marks
>>28724326
>All these fat fuck Americans
>mfw laughing my ass off
America is inherently a shit country.
The USA wishes it were like Canada.
Because you people are inherently evil.
I wish there would be a movie where my country, the much more superior CANADA, triumphs over the US
But alas, the fat fucks (you specifically) allow themselves to triumph over the rest because they are fat stupid children
Fuck you America
Fuck you for the world wars
Fuck you for Robbing my country of a culture
Fuck you for spreading your degeneracy to the rest of the world
Fuck you for bombing the Middle East
Fuck you for drone strikes
Fuck you not helping Canada in the fire were having right now
Fuck you for Trump
Fuck you for ruining Europe by creating ISIS
Fuck you for 3rd wave feminism
Fuck you for spreading estrogen in the water and making girls grow breasts at the age of 9
Fuck you for normalizing the brutality and racism against blacks and brown people from the police
FUCK YOU FOR ALL OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS
And FUCK YOU FOR NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT CANADA IS BETTER THAN AMERICA
One day America...
One FUCKING day.
Fucking fat fucks.
Fuck you.
I have zero tan. Literally as white as skin can be.
>>28725693
Me too bro.
Its literally impossible for me to tan. I don't tan, I just burn.
>tfw back acne
>>28724326
well I take it out duh
>>28725670
Nigga I am Canadian. I moved to America then got in shape.
I was only ever a fat Canadian.
>>28725084
being skinny doesn't make you disgusting tho
>>28725670
Saved as a copypasta
>>28725670
Nice copypasta
Orig
>>28725772
>Amerifat pretending to be Canadian
Pathetic.
Go shove yourself in a tub of lard
>>28725800
>>28725845
Fuck off, you retarded Americans
If I see my shit getting posted on other threads, I will call you out on it.
You see, I'm a sophisticated and smart by product of my much more superior nation
You'd never be able to stop me once is happens. I'm just too much for your weak American minds to comprehend
>inb4 troll
Fuck you. Americans are a cancer to the earth
>>28724873
>pectus excavitum
This stupid deformity has ruined my self esteem since I was a kid. I thought about getting the surgery to fix it but I don't want to be out of comission for 6 months
>>28725354
>lost a ton of weight
>still there
this is some fucking bullshit
>Implying I'll ever let someone see my protruding stomach.
:^)
>>28726003
sorry, you got gyno bro
it has a surgery tho
>>28724326
only if the shitskin on the left leaves bb
I have a good looking and hairless upper body
until I eat anything
>>28726042
The fuck is that?
I used to be like 210, now i'm not even 160
>>28724873
True, that sucks, but so does being skinny and having gynecomastia.
>>28724326
Only if you take your tops off first
>man boobs
>gut
>hairy
>stretch marks
>>28725789
It does. I'm skinny as fuck, and some people tell me I'm repulsive.
>>28726263
well when you said skinny I was thinking about someone like me 5'9 140lbs
If you're 6' and 120lbs then fuck
>>28724873
>>28724965
Did either of you ever joke about eating cereal out of it in grade school?
i would never touch unclear water
>>28726302
im 100
>>28726321
nope
>>28725789
Thing is women like big men. So it's better to be overweight than underweight. Of course once you get to extremes it doesn't matter because you're repulsive either way.
>>28725452
Stop being a bitch your whole life and cut them off yourself
>>28726349
Fuck me I'm never swimming in water again
>>28726420
this is the kind of """advice""" you see on r9k
>>28724326
fuck you, normally these things don't trigger me but this one does
>tfw semi-four pack but still fat and not comfortable enough to take off shirt yet
>still working on it
>been "working on it" for forever
> ;_;
>>28726349
not a problem for me. My 10 inch penis would prove to be a larger snake than it and would probably frighten the beast back into the hole it came from.
>>28725452
Moles don't even matter you fuck. I had a cancerous mole removed and the scar is uglier than the actual mole was. Stop whining
>>28726394
Is this what you tell yourself tubsy skellies at least have abs to show you look like a troll when shirtless though.
>>28725452
Tell the dermatologist that they've gotten bigger. They'll suspect cancer and remove those bitches. I had a huge mole on the back of my arm that people constantly liked to ask questions about, so I just told my parents that it was getting bigger and they took me to a dermatologist who cut it off right then and there.
>>28725959
We make up 80% of the Earth.
>>28726457
What if they're cancerous? Are you implying he should leave them there simply because the scars are "ugly"? Stupid ass.
>>28726790
Fucking retard if the doctor wouldn't remove them that usually means there was no cause for concern
>take off shirt
>six pack
literally doesnt matter because im like a 4/10 in a good day and any skinny guy with half a decent face will get laid before me
>>28724326
That picture was taken by someone in the lake. If I was in that position, that would put me in the lake. In that case my shirt would already be off so they wouldn't tell me to take my shirt off. If they said "let's go, anon" I would ask what they mean by that. Unless it's clear that they mean let's get out of the water and leave the lake. Then either "okay" or "no fuck you I don't want to leave yet"
I'm hairy and a little bit overweight. I don't care anymore though. If I don't get in the water and go swimming, you know, take part in physical activity, not much is going to change. It doesn't really matter if anybody judges me. If someone doesn't like me now it's not like they're going to like me if I shave my chest and lose my stomach. Fuck them.
Realistically I have another 25-30 years left on this earth if I'm lucky. I worried about this shit when I was 15 but now I simply don't care. If I did care I'd never have the balls to do anything and I'd just whine here and I would have never gotten laid in my life. That's the worst possible path.
Okay love, no sweat
>>28725452
You can buy the stuff to remove them online. It's super easy to do yourself. Here: http://www.amazon.com/Trichloroacetic-Acid-Solution-Concentrated-Chemical/dp/B00BKSOKNE
Dab this on the moles carefully, put a bandaid over them, changing it daily for 3 days. The mole will turn black and fall off in 7-10 days, no scarring.
>>28724873
JUST
>tfw girl said she didn't care and thought it was kinda cool and unique
JUST!!!!!
>>28726349
Drummy, no!
>>28724326
These aren't stretch marks, they're tiger stripes.
"S-s-sure"
"is that nipple hair? Why dont you have any hair on your chest except your nipples.... thats kinda... weird..."
^ That actually happened to me ~a week ago. Im kinda fit tho so it worked out in the end
>>28727333
This is exactly how I look too. Is this decent enough for fems?
>>28728698
My ex never seemed to mind
>>28728640
literally me
Almost no chest hairs but those damn nipple hairs.
>>28728778
Cool. Maybe I have a chance then.
>>28728826
I've gotten a bit bigger since that pic as well.
Just do some working out, it is always worth it.
>you first
Hurhuehheheh
>>28724417
People actually do this?
Original
>>28729375
Yeah, why wouldn't I? Women are repulsed by back hair.
>>28729390
Are they?
Oriinal
>>28724326
You women should get lined up and shot.
>>28724326
I have pectus excavatum and scoliosis
No way
>>28729453
Yes, women are overwhelmingly disgusted by backhair
>>28724379
I'm overweight and my ribs stick out a fuck ton. Fucking weird ass bone structure.
I'm 5'7'', 132lbs. I'm not even that skinny I'm just kind of fucking small. I look better without a shirt on, though.
>>28726456
Those things grow to 10 foot long
