>tfw no girl wants to touch my pee pee
I am all too familiar with this feel
>>28723451
>>28723460
Nothing makes women want to touch your peepee more than whining about it and feeling bad for yourself on a Cambodian basket weaving website.
Just do something about it.
>tfw gf will pee if I suck on her clit too hard
>tfw been dying to get my face pissed on and eat her roastie snatch but she's on vacation with her family
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>no girl wants to touch my wee wee because I look like a little boy
>reach wizardy
>get my id asked all the time
>teenage girls want to touch my wee wee now
Maybe ten years from now I can finally fuck something legal.
i like that frog
>>28723506
>can only make my gf pee/squirt with my cock or while fingering her (penetration)
>will never experience the ecstasy of feeling her pussy convulse and then the cute squirting noises, and hot wet pussy juices spraying against my face
>be me
>no girl wants to touch my pee pee as well
>idea.jpg
>dress up like girl
>wig, panties, the whole 9 yards
>take out pee pee and start touching it
>close eyes while doing it and sound like girl
I can now have a girl touch my pee pee without having to try and get an actual girl to do so
>>28723798
>>28723506
>gf
DONT EVER RETURN YOU PETTY NORMIE SUBHUMAN TRASH
>>28723838
>subhuman
>a functional member of society
I mean, petty normie maybe, but subhuman?
Very ironic insult desu uguu
>>28723838
>tfw schizo and still have gf and people whine on here about not having one
>tfw a girl accidently touched my pee pee on the school bus
>feel good man
>>28723451
Ill touch it for you anon dont worry.
