If you died today, what would happen to all your stuff? What would your family find when they searched your room?
>>28723366
They'd find some laundry I haven't taken out of the washer yet.
Fucks sake *stands up*
>>28723366
>mfw just now remembered I have cum-stained underwear from when I was 16 underneath a chess-set in my closet
>I'm 19
Good God, they probably have fucking mushrooms growing out of them. I'm afraid to go get them.
A moldy fleshlight is the only embarrassing thing they would find. Not that I'd be alive to feel embarrassed.
>>28723440
Get them and post pictures.
if my life were over the only embarassing thing in here would already be gone
>inherit old family home
>mfw finding all of my mom's old fetish stuff
>>28723366
Year old cum-shirt.
Notes that reveal who I really was.
About all I'm worried about.
>>28723366
Nothing dodgy, but if they search my computers HDD, they're gonna find a lot of weird porn.
White people seriously need to learn to not treat everything as a waste dump. Kind of like how you fuckin walk around outside in your fuckin plaid pajamas.
>>28723461
Take a pic, that's revolting dude.
My family or roommate?
>Duffle bag with new clothing I haven't gotten around to wearing
>Sanitation products (lotions, deodorant, etc.) and other useful tools
>Sealed container, the inside of which has a ziplock bag, inside of which is a pair of my ex's panties (from May 12th, 2015) - probably the second to last time I had sex.
>Flashdrive and CD ROM with pictures of both my ex and a girl I dated online before her (couldn't access without truecrypt and 25+ character password that is random items versus actual words)
>>28723643
Why do you have your ex's panties
>>28723682
Because I knew some day, that year or the next, she'd be my ex. Kinda the same reason I have photos and all of her. I want things to remember people by, if I get close to them.
They carry her scent.
>parents visit home town to biological grandfather
>Hardly know him, he left my dad as a baby
>Grandfather's roommate Old Fart lets parents know grandpa is dead.
>Clean his apartment
>He had a wall of polaroids he took of women lifting their shirts and shit which he took at the bar he hung out at, prolly sold drugs at
>Boxes full of polaroids of sexual conquests
>A whip
>A blowgun which his roommate said he used to use on the front porch to intimidate neighbors
Pic very related. Rip Kodak Bob
Hundreds of pictures of Daisy Ridley. Forgive me for my sins, mother and father.
>>28723366
If I've hidden everything well enough, they will store/sell/throw away all of my stuff without finding anything out of the ordinary.
>>28723366
Sorry Mom.Original post desu.
>cum stained socks
>cum stained pantyhose
>many times used fapping condom
>~10 empty cases of beer
>empty valium boxes
>camera with videos of me jacking off and fingering my ass
I've been visiting therapy for some time around 3 years ago, and the only thing i've got from it is having a diary, every morning i wake up and write a page about my miserable life.
I would really, really prefer those notebooks not to be seen by anybody after my death. I'm not writing any actual degeneracy, but still, enough shit for my corpse to get a blush.
>>28723508
>grandma dies
>leaves me her house
>after living there for 3 months I find her "treasure chest"
> dildos porn and all kinds of fetish/bondage gear
>jesus christ grandma
a letter from a danish girl I'd met on the internet
What would they findon your computer?
>>28725041
30 Gb of videos ofNYC Central Park
My bong, diapers, loli panties, piss bottles and a huge mess.
>>28723988got any vids of using it?
about 12 suicide note drafts and weird vore porn on my hdd. thats about it
>>28725041
2tb of anime. a couple hundred doujins, around 30 VN's, some steam games, and a fuckton of porn.
>Desk full of beer cans and liquor bottles
This is the only thing I'm worried about, could be worse
>>28723508
Like what!? Like what!?
>>28723562
A manifesto perhaps?
All my stuff would probably get distributed throughout the halfway house. All my writing read out loud and either thrown out or used to light the grill.
There would be some sad faces, but death is a common occurrence and everyone would move on quickly.
>>28723366
I want a viking style funeral my body and some of my belongings put and a raft and dragged out to the middle of a lake or out to sea and then set alight
>>28723988
Where do you buy one of these from? Is it good?
Does it feel real?
>>28725289
Why do you need 30gb?
>>28724317
Store it on your computer you normalfag
What is wrong with you fucks and 'piss bottles' like for real who would do that when you can actually leave your room or pee by the fucking window or something ?
>Fucking tilted
They'll find the most recent cum sock i didnt threw out yet, a lot of usb keys that they wont be able to decrypt (i'm starting to think back about where i put all of those, they're smal and cheapl so handy to hide nearly everywhere, only you have to remember where they are, and i think i should get rid of some of them actually
>Muh whats on it
Porn mostly, also drafts of books you would not want anyone that knows your face to read, and other stuff)
I used to put embarassing things i don't need in my thrash and the day the trash gets picked up i 'forgot' that its the day, rushed out, and threw my thrash in the truck myself so they dont find out, and they did not, today i just put it in the bottom of the bin and the results are the same.
Lightly cumstained mattress.
Lots of loli on 3 separate computers
Pizza boxes stacked to waist height (I'd throw them out but it's over a week till garbage day)
>folder with600mbof questionable lewds on my computer
Apart from that it's not that worrying
>>28726232
>questionable lewds
>worrying
>>28726590
it'smostly pokegirl stuff
My brother would keep some of it and sell/throw out the rest.
>>28726739
Also, the worst they'd find are some old books by Evola, but I've been meaning to get rid of them for quite some time.
It'll be fine as long as they don't find what's on my computer.
>>28725041
Daily reminder to keep your pepes in your porn folder.
