>Wow cousin Anon! It's been so long since we've seen each other! We've both matured a lot since then,both physically and mentally... Well,I hope not too much. I still want you to be my cute lil' cuz! Enough about the past,what do you want to do today?
Uhmm Op please post more images of this girl and her tits please. I looking for a new fap images.
>>28723073
You dont honestly think girls talk like that right?
>>28723208
They don't(?)
Original gangster
>>28723073
have you ever heard a child speak , you aspie ? Because no one talks like that.
>>28723208
>>28723407
Look at these faggots.
I miss old /r9k/.
>>28723073
Hehe yeh um can I see your feet haha it would be pretty funny haha
>>28723073
time to doo doo that shit you murder them titities
>it's another "retarded autistic roleplaying" thread
hey, lemme change spots and ill show you some cool stuff on my phone lol
>>28724100
yeah pretty much
>whoops there goes my pants
>>28723073
NAME?
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Sheeeiiittt
i just found out i do have a cute cousin
dubs and i slip her a molly and post pics
>>28724263
DO IT FAGGOT pls
>>28724218
You don't know the name of your own cousin?
>mfw older cousin who was friendly with me when I was a kid acts weird around me
>almost certainly because she realizes I have sexual thoughts about her
>>28723073
>CousinAnon
>tfw he will never end his hentai
>talking to cute cousin recently
>says something somewhat sexual to me
>not sure if she's flirting or joking
>>28724416
do some light flirting back, but be ready to brush it off in case.
>make me
>wouldnt you like to know
>>28723073
i never had a cousin that looked like that. ( ._.)
>>28724416
>says something somewhat sexual to me
Like what?
>>28724492
>hehe. you do now anon.
>come here, give lauren a big hug
>>28724529
She kept talking about a drink she had called jack's off. Then she started talking about her feet being sore from her heels. We were alone too, which made it a bit uncomfortable.
>>28724637
>so whats in a jack off
>can you give me one?
just ask it casually, if she looks at you like a freak
>the drink, you twat. you know what ill just get a soda
grab a drink from the fridge, duck out the back and masturbate in the bushes you pervert
>>28724704
Flirting with my cousin IRL seems a bit weird to me. I'll fantasize about it online and fap to her FB pics, but taking it into real life might be too far.
Her feet comment caught me off guard because I had just gotten into feet and kept wondering what her feet and toes would taste like.
>good friends with my cousin
>she's hot as fuck
>we go out to places regularly (she's a depressed shut-in)
>everyone thinks we are BF/GF
>mfw everyone thinks I have a girlfriend
Id fuck her if she was interested tho
>>28724901
ok then, dont fuck her,
your choice bro
happy trails
>>28724901
if you get this drink up in conversation again, do what anon said and ask her to give you one of those, but a real one if she's weirded out just play it off as a joke
>>28724938
why not get drunk with her and see what happens????
>>28725022
she doesnt drink. unfortunately.
>>28724263
You know you have to deliver, right?
>>28724901
what is the deal with feet, im geniunly curious
like, nice feet are nice, but still
It's hard to tell because of the angle, but her face looks 13, but her body looks adult.
>>28723073
>We've both matured a lot since then,both physically and mentally
No one talks like this. Especially not teenage girls
>>28725033
then try convincer her, dumb dumb "hey want to come over to mine and we can cook together *instert bottle of white win* it's good for you to have a glass or two of wine with dinner". Do the rest, if she drinks at least 1 glass she'll probably be up for the second
>>28725059
Don't ask me. Nice feet are just really hot to me. Maybe it's the sucking and licking people like? I don't get the smelling though, like people that like smelly/stinky feet. Clean and soft feet only.
>>28725042
i didnt get dubs man, but if any of my posts do i will, i might take time though
>>28725105
i can understand that
>what do you want to do today?
Cop a feel Copperfield style, Abracadabra that bra, d-do you think I can p-pull it off?
>>28725170
What if i get her into me and get her to meet up with me and have sex, then i'd blind fold her and you can come half way in and do your thing
>>28725294
wouldnt be hard, shes a slut anyway.
but unfortunately
>dibs
>>28725482
but anon, i would just be helping you get what you want. i would let you have your fun and i would just like to see her reaction to it all
>>28725170
>that fucking assgoblin
>cute
>>28725509
i said she's mine
>>28725610
blah blah, i dont give a shit
>>28725641
>mine
>doesn't have her anyway.
suit yourself anon, keep your weak ego and your dry dick c:
>>28725689
yeah no worries mate
>>28725731
not your cousin though
>>28723073
>>28725170
>>28725641
>>28725731
I would have sex with all this white women.
>>28725753
why do you think that.
the answers not what you expect it is
>>28725901
the girl in the picture, for sure drinks if not smokes. secondly how do you randomy get a picture of her tits without already approaching her.
>>28725939
she does drink when partying, but not that often, but doesnt smoke at all. what was youre evidence?
she sent then to a fb account, willingly
>>28725989
What account on Facebook of all places allows those types of images.
>>28726059
in private messages, i thought that was obvious
>>28726132
Are her tits your favourite thing to jack off to, anon?
>>28726214
lips actually
>>28726242
so basically the plan so far is to catch-up with her.
convince her to get stoned with me (she has only had pot once, and not much)
watch some stupid cartoons then slip a pill into her drink
if she starts wondering why shes so much more energetic, spin it off at some sativa v indica bullshit
any tips? like what camera should i use, i wont be able to hold onto it the whole time.
>>28725731
that pic belongs to some slut on deviant art desu
GIRLS THAT ARE FAT GOTH SLUTS
HAVE MENTAL ISSUES
ARE UNSTABLE
SCREAM FAKE RAPE/ALMOST RAPED
YOU DO NOT WANT THE DRAMA
>>28723073
HAHAH WHO TF ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS OP
>>28723208
Honestly that text make me cringe
