What is the most Chad thing you've done or that has happened to you /r9k/? For me it was getting some of dat ptp once
Fuck off with your indecipherable acronyms
penis to penis?
private turkish party?
precision time protocol?
picture transfer protocol?
pay money to my pain?
piss tits piss?
prick trash pus?
>>28722741
>chain funny meme jokes
hello reddxt
Got a girl to get her beta orbiter to drive her to my house so I could fuck her.
Orbiters who are obsessed with their "oneitis" are pathetic scum so I don't feel bad about it.
>>28722741
you need to lurk moar
>>28722741
>pretty teen pussy
>>28722575
I've done a lot of things that sound Chad like out of context, but if I gave you the whole story beginning to end you'd see what a pathetic faggot I still am
I fucked two 7-8/10s at the same time once. One of whom was a negress. They were good friends of mine, and it was right after my fiance left me. I fucked her the next day. Is that Chad?
>>28722794
oh dear god that is the holy grail
>>28722775
Fucking this my dick got hard just reading that. I've only gone cuck hunting twice but I want to do it more just to keep brutally redpilling orbiters
>>28722871
negresses cannot be above a 6/10 unless they are half white
>>28722794
thought it was preteen
Met a qt fashion designer at a bar, some American football national league champions came to her table, one player bought me shots but I ended up taking the qt and fucking her several times.
Once I ate pizza while some betas hit the gym
>>28722979
always thought it meant prime teen
I became popular with a group of girls I attended a seminar with. According to the mature students, they wouldn't shut up about me.
I also had a bunch of teenage girls follow me around while I was on holiday because they thought I was "so hot".
Too bad I have paranoid personality disorder.
>qt grill seems interested in me
>ignore her
How does it feel you fucking roastie?
>>28723456
it never hurts a roastie as much as a man just because of how many other chads will be interested in her down the road. scarcity and shit man
>go out drinking
>come home shitfaced
>hallmate is having party, music is on
>drunkely decide the following is a good idea
>get emergency whisky from shoe rack
>walk down hall, knock hard on door
>sternly go "are you SERIOUSLY having a party at three thirty in the morning?"
>pull out whisky
>"... without me?"
>he lets me in
>people are all sitting on his bed, completely full
>qt immediately moves, saying there's room next to her
>shortly after leave the room to get glasses
>when I come back some guy has tried to cockblock me by moving
>too drunk to even notice
>she moves and sits on the floor with me
>asks to see my room
>sits on the bed
>her friends start to leave
>she tells me to add her on facebook
I still managed to fuck it up later on, when I was sober enough to think at all
I got this one from a 60something heroin addict who was fresh out of prison:
>'There are two things in life I never had: money and fear.'
>banged a stripper
>cucked some beta orbiters
got some fat nigress to take off her shirt on omegle just because I have an above average penis
