I'm in Germany for vacation
at a party my parents made me go to
No one speaks English, I feel foreign...
People keep trying to talk to me
Help r9k!
What do?
Say "ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift"
>>28720331
Are you a Turk or a Syrian?
>>28720388
You never fail to make me laugh /pol/ thank you.
>>28720388
Neither, American
>>28720331
Tut mir Leid OP, ich kann dir leider nicht helfen. Aber seh's positiv: jetzt hast du eine gute Ausrede, warum du mit niemandem sprichst.
>>28720331
Where are you? Which city? Maybe I can come and save you.
>>28720470
Near Heidelburg