Are there any real Australian robots? I feel like I'm the only one. All the aus threads are just people who are slightly below normie status.
Senpai i am here for you
No homo
>>28720326
Australian. Definitely a normie by this place's standards.
What's on your mind anon?
>>28720326
Hi, normie by this place's standards, loser by society's.
>>28720326
Ausfag here
>>28720803
Where you from homie
>>28720326
Us real ausbots are a rare elusive breed. We exist, you just dont know we do.
>>28720842
Should I go and get some mcdonalds?
Thisss original btw
>>28720887
Oi m8 get me some
This is not bad at all, there are australians here. How are you all enjoy your 3/2am?
>>28720932
I'm watching taxi driver and thinking about getting mcdonalds
>>28720952
I'm browsing this site, watching youtube, and about to play some games. Any pizza places deliver at this time?
>>28721001
Not up here in the sticks. Anyway, I had pizza on friday.
>>28721001
What are you playing?
oregano
>>28720932
Just finished my last bit of weed and now i am going to cry myself to sleep
>>28720326
22, brisbane haven't spoken with anyone other than my parents or psychiatrist in months, years if you only count in person conversations
>>28721037
Either Rocket League, Dota, Dark Souls, or Europa Universalis 4
>>28721047
I know the feel. Try using a vaporiser, then you can vape the weed and get as high as smoking it, then smoke the leftovers in a bong and get high again. It's the best in terms of efficiency
>>28721065
2 and a half years here since any real social contact or friendship
>>28721118
Cheers for the advice wanna play some dota together senpai
>>28721118
>>28721047
Do you ever worry about drug side road tests? Those things are as crooked as fuck and the police know it.
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/roadside-drug-driving-tests-mysterious-and-uncertain-magistrate-says-20160202-gmjus2.html
>>28721144
they're adding baka into links now?
>>28721144
Link is broke, and I don't drive, plus, didn't they start rolling back on those after marijuana was somewhat legalized medically?
>>28721174
baka baka senpai desu
>>28721144
Tfw i am from vic rip
>>28721189
kawaii desu onii-chan loli ganguro ryona
>>28721174
Not that I've heard. That's part of the controversy, now that marijuana is on it's way to legality there going to have to do something about the roadside tests. I believe eventually they'll have "green tests" like they do in the US. That is, they'll do a sobriety test to test for actual impairment even if you have trace amounts of dope in your system.
So how old is everyone here and why do you visit this board boys
>>28721297
19
I never connected with anyone in my whole life then found this board and yea lots of the threads here are kinda related
>>28721297
>35
>makes me feel like I have friends
>>28721297
20
I'm bored and mildly depressed
>>28720326
Not an Australian here, but definitely a robot sometimes I wonder if everyone else is just a normie just pretending to be a robot.
>>28721118
V/\
good taste though, tfw mobo on RMA right now though
>>28721233
I hope so as well, though it will likely be quite a while before medical marijuana is in use here. All the states are doing there own testing initiatives for different things.
>>28721362
I know for a fact I'm this boards definition of a robot, as much as I wish I wasn't.
>>28721377
my sincerest condolences. My computer has been going strong for four years, only change was adding a 970
>>28721297
22
to bait people and because I have nothing else to do
>>28720326
Vicrotian robot here. Melbourne is the fucking Chad central of the fucking world. I want to die so badly.
>>28721470
I meant Victorian, that's what I get for staying up so late.
>>28721470
The chad central is QLD, you're in hipster town my friend.
>>28721601
It's got a limitless supply of Chads and Stacies too. Why can't the mudslimes just bomb Melbourne for once?
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I have intelligent conversations without some dip shit getting angry because he doesn't understand what I'm saying or chooses to get offended instead of enlightening me on his perspective. women elude me and the prospect of a romantic or sexual relationship with anybody scares me to the point of indifference. I'm also certified nutjob and when the voices told me to kill I told them to piss off. I thank God for that every time even though I'm technically on the fence about it all. generally speaking I like this board except when people try to divide it by strictly making aus/Brit threads. I've noticed it's only these two groups that do it and I sometimes wonder when these fags will ever get the point of this place. but I guess common sense ain't so common.
>>28721637
Fuck the sandniggers, I want a robot to tear the place up
>>28721659
Melbot uprising when?
>>28721655
the reason people make specific boards is because it can be assumed that there are a lot of euro's/americans on here, whilst people from countries like aus feel like they are alone. That was why I made this thread.
>>28721671
I'm near sydney, but we can synchronize it.
>>28721655
>I've noticed it's only these two groups that do it
What are you talking about lad, there's general threads all over this place.
all australians are normies
>>28721695
not boards, threads, fuck me.
>>28721700
I havn't been to a social event, a friends place, or even conversed with another person socially in nearly three years, khv, havn't left house in a week, only left last week to go to psych that parents forced me to visit. tell me I am a normie.
>>28721470
Fucking normies here everywhere and the worst part of it all is trying to pretend you are anormie to fit in fuck life
Would anyone here slow dance with another robot, just for the human touch? We could feel the warmth and inhale each others scent while dancing to something romantic. Cod pieces could be used to stop our penis's from touching.
>>28721755
did you miss your high school formal too?
>>28721700
Majority but yet here we are
>>28721763
yeah, i was too ashamed to go. Fucking crazy man, I actually got with a lot of girls in high school. I don't know what's wrong with my head.
>>28721763
>tfw you weren't even invited
>>28721817
I dropped out in year 9, didn't even get the chance
>>28721763
Went and ended up spending the night alone wish i never wasted that 75dollars
>>28721763
I didn't want to ask a girl to go so I took a guy
>>28721920
how'd that go for you?
>>28721903
bad luck friend
When is it going to end bros
>>28721940
It actually went alright cause it was more than just me who did it
There was this girl in my class who I was good friends and liked though, and she ended up going with another girl as well, i probably should have asked her back then, I wonder if it would have made a difference
>>28721330
An old aus robot this is rare tell us about our future life brother
>>28722001
you sound like a failed normie
>>28720887
>>28720919
Just drove home paro-ish. Two large Angus burger meals @ macca's cost me over $26. This is why people rob fukcing service stations.
>>28722062
You got me mate, I don't know how the fuck people put up with my autism in highschool but it didn't carry over
Been robot for 5 years now
22, virgin, riddled with severe mental illnesses.
Australia is hell. I want to die, but I'm too much of a coward. I wish guns were easier to access so I could just blow my head off. I live in a small town, and I am surrounded by brain dead zombies. I'm really not trying to pull some adolescent-tier "everyone is stupid but me" shit because I'm under no misapprehensions about my low intelligence, but everybody around here is so boring. I don't really relate to anyone at all well, they all treat me like I'm a different species. They all think I'm weird.
>>28722155
People not only think i am weird they say it to my face and tbqh it feels really bad man
>>28720326
shoulnt you be posting about BBC ausie?
>>28721163
Syd morn herald gets word filtered to baka es em ach f@m
Don't let this thread die boys
Don't Iet this thread die boys
