Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
>>28719051
Ohayou everyone. I just woke up and now it's time for parliament.
Superior picture coming through.
Ohayou everywan! Is everywan having a good day so far?
How accurate is the list of parties on the wiki?
>>28719051
Is it that time again?
>>28719200
It should contain all the parties that have their pages.
>>28719051
I'd like to form the CPR9K (Communist Party of R9K
>>28719418
Make a page for it on the wiki.
>>28719436
I'm mobilefag, how to make wiki page?
Greeting mortals.
Morning, all. Woke up early for once. I think the body pillow is helping.
Can I join the REE party?
>>28719590
You have a great Wizard name, maybe you should join our party yes?
By the power of my minions I raise my cauldron in salutations to you all.
>>28719628
Actually, I think I'll join the Wizard's Guild. Seems interesting.
>>28719762
Good choice!
Just put [Wizard's Guild] next to your name.
>>28719762
May I be the first to welcome you to the Guild
>>28719807
>>28719811
Are any of you actually wizards or is it like other parliaments where a bunch of people under 21 were trying to use that title?
>>28719807
I must concede to your power this time (I need to get better organized so I don't have to scramble to find the right spells).
>>28719837
I am an bonafide Wizard (perhaps sadly, but stopped caring some time ago)..
>>28719837
Makes me wonder if there are any Wizards under the age of 30...... hmmmmmmmmmmm.................
>>28719883
At least your party has some legitimacy this time around.
>>28719911
There can't be, but some anons like to claim to be for whatever reason.
>>28719924
>There can't be, but some anons like to claim to be for whatever reason.
Heretics, Wizard Party should have a rule required for member legitimacy.
>>28719924
There are people(like me)who are pretty much sure that they will end up as wizards,unless I kill myself or somehing.
>>28719837
In ten years I'll be a certified Wizard, for now am just a young apprentice
>>28719857
Thanks
>>28719497
Pls respond, Comrades
Best thread on r9k, you can filter EVERY TRIPFAG super easily
>>28719978
>implying we use our trips outside of Parliament
>>28719947
No one knows the future and trying to make a claim that you haven't earned diminishes the actual title.
>>28719950
This is what doesn't make sense to me. Why join the wizards guild when you're no where near being a wizard.
>>28719936
I agree heavily with this. Having members that don't meet your core principals is counter intuitive.
>>28720012
Same reason why harry potter was admitted to Hog Warts, he needed to learn the wizard ways.
>>28719950
It looks like you are on a good path to becoming a wizard. The easiest road is acceptance; you will soon see there are many problems you are dodging by going wizard.
>>28719497
>>28719951
Pic related.K, thanks to the robot for muting me.
>>28720027
That's not a very good analogy.
Hog Warts was a school that focused on teaching wizardry and witchcraft, while a guild is a collective of established members of a craft.
>>28720040
What info should the page contain?
>>28720113
you have a point there but it shouldn't be uncommon that craftsmen will have pupils that are in the guild with them as well no?
and since were talking about geniune people in their respective parties, what about you?
are you really a cute poster?
has anything you posted considered cute?
I doubt Anime girls are considered cute, they look like demons that want to take our magical potential
>>28720302
Just write about your party and its goals.
Don't put a list of memebers on it, but you can list the leader if you want to.
Ohayou everywan!
>>28720302
Mostly your party's goals and its vievs on issues.
>>28720355
Craftsmen do have apprentices and pupils but those novices are never admitted into the guild until they achieve the status of master. Guilds were highly selective and you had to prove your worth and meet the title to be considered.
Anime girls are the epitome of cute, don't be silly.
Finished my page, search 'Communist Party of R9K'
>>28720538
I added it to the category.
Ohayou everywan!
Had some shit to take care of in the last 2 days, so sorry for my non-attendance.
I should inform you that I will be absent, but will return later today
>TFW I'm bored and I have nothing to do
>>28720921
I'm bored too. Let's post some rms.
>>28721060
My OC that I made for /g/ once.
>>28721060
One of the best pics that I have.
>>28721094
Fuck, I must have missed the button when I dragged it.
>>28721103
Good image indeed.
>>28721154
Thanks.Oh, that comment wasn't original.
>inane comments
https://stallman.org/to-4chan.html
>mfw people use Linux
>mfw playing DaS3 and not using Linux
>>28721207
May I present to you: Another original comment.
>No platform for niceposters
time to get to work
Check the file name.
>I am the Saint Saint IGNUcius of the hurch of Emacs
>I bless your computer, my childGNU Emacs is the only text editor you should use
>>28721266
>>>/v/;^)
Fuck the robot.
>>28721418
>>>/g/
>using a banned emoticon
>>28721266
rms checking your dubs
>>28721418
>disclosing his tripcode
>>28721440
Joke's on you, I'm downloading vidya as we speak.
>>28721498
>playing CS:GO
>playing CS past 1.5
>>28721481
Fuck, I'm so stupid at times.
I'm changing my tripcode.
>>28721522
I bought it because I'm bored.I actually hate it, but I lost control of my life or something. I don't know.
>>28721550
desu, I was only trading bants, I haven't played CS since CS:S beta.
I was gonna call you out on your tripcode but I thought it was a deliberate change.
*teleports in
What did i miss
>>28721654
A whole lot of nothing.
That wasn't original, wew.
>>28721654
You missed me being a huge retard,
I still can't believe that I'm capable of doing something as stupid as this.
>>28721670
Well, it figures nothing interesting would happen when parliament is just a collection of weak minds, save my own party and the wizards. I still gotta say though, Eins underestimates the power of waifus
>>28721699
>that OC
Fucking perfect
porn never needs be made again
Anyone here?
Are we going to vote later today, or is the parliament not active enough?
>>28722178
Doesn't look like there it's enough memebers here for a successful parliament session. But I've enjoyed your postings ;_;
>>28722230
Obligatory omission of name of course...
>>28722178
I'm still lurking around. Do we have any bills for today?
>>28722285
Check the docket, there are 3 bills in it.
We tried to vote on them yesterday, but there weren't enough people around.
>>28722285
There are three bills in the docket right now.
Tumblr is fucking up for me, won't load the captcha, can't register or login as the buttons don't appear, not blocked by extensions
IE works fine, Chrome doesn't do anything.
I will bring glory and honor to the Homolust party, Gott Mit Uns.
So what's gonna happen tonight?
>>28722359
Maybe my theme is broken, it's a mess that I got off somewhere and made small changes to a long time ago.
Try asking me from the dashboard or something.
>>28722659
Forgot a # in the trip.
Is there a place where we go to vote for bills and shit?
>>28722661
Nah its no you, happens on every Tumblr ask, just reinstalled Chrome and still the same issue.
>>28722672
Are you aware that you're misspelling your party's name? I'm sure it's supposed to be "Wojak".
Ohayou family!
Is everyone doing their best in parliament today?
>>28721721
get back in the kiddy corner youngster.
You haven't even mastered a lvl 2 fireball
>>28722700
Off to a great start.
>>28722721
Ohayou! I'd do my best if there was anything to do.
>>28722721
Ohayou Wolf. In same boat as Bananonymous >>28722755
>>28721278
I fixed some parts of your page.
Make sure you add yourself to the list of memebers.
I think this Sword fight bill is blasphemy. It's just a watered down version of that no role-playing bill!
Not to mention if you take away the edgelord's swords they're just going to get edgier.
>>28722893
Much appreciated. Will do.
reporting ln.
>>28722893
bano does a lot of hard work for this Parliament, I think we should all give him a good ol' GANBATTE!!!!!!
Niceposter Fulcrum: For those who are here for good feels.
>>28723065
Make sure to add yourself to the list of memebers on the wiki, and pick a party to join or create a new one.
>>28723100
Finally someone appreciates my hard work.
>>28723100
>>28722893
bano is the best ;_;
>>28723138
Kagura approves of your hard work.
>>28723138
Don't worry bano, your hard work doesn't go unnoticed.
>>28723138
already on the list, i just forgot where to put the party tag.
Wow, something is going on.Somebody mentioned this on Tumblr, so I checked it out.
>>28723350
Yeah, something broke 4chan X as well.
>>28723350
The antics of the Mods are sometimes spot on. Can't help feel bad for some of the lurkers and posters on /b/ (bet their mute buttons are having a rough time at the moment),
>>28722728
That's because shitty magic is useless to me
I can teleport in and out of dimensions, and cut things into an infinte number of pieces. i can even cut atoms in two, resulting in multiple nuclear explosions at the same point. when i get serious, i can wipe out entire armies in an instant
Is the Wizard's Guild taking members? I'm only on board if you support anti-natalism and human extinction.
Anyway, I found a way to protect myself from the mistake I made today.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Outdated_tripcodes
>>28723615
>anti-natalism and human extinction.
sounds like you'd fit right in with the Edgelords, that is if you can make the cut
>>28723412
/g/ had a fix
>>>/g/54670141
>>28723685
Already knew about it, /g/ was the first place I went.
4chan X got updated shortly after anyway.
>>28719051
just realized I forgot to add my name to the list
honestly I might not anyway, I don't really participate enough
>>28723842
Thats not the right attitude!
>>28723685
/g/ is great.
How is 4chanX? I use Clover.
>>28723901
I can't use 4chan without 4chan X, I tweaked it a lot but its great, so many great little things.
Anyone got any bills they'd like to pass?
Higher waifu protection bill
1. anyone who insults wiafus in general will have their voting rights suspended for the session
2. anyone who insults a specific waifu will lose all rights to pass bills, and may only vote once a week
3. anyone who attempts to steal a waifu loses all rights and is fair game for execution/revenge of any sort
>>28723948
>1. anyone who insults wiafus in general will have their voting rights suspended for the session
>2. anyone who insults a specific waifu will lose all rights to pass bills, and may only vote once a week
>3. anyone who attempts to steal a waifu loses all rights and is fair game for execution/revenge of any sort
That would be extremely hard to keep track of.
>>28723948
fucking forgot my tripcode
now i must commit seppuku
>>28723948
I think they're all too harsh and it might get a little confusing to follow if it were in effect honestly. I'm up for laws protecting waifus, but we sort of already have one.
>>28723964
if someone insults waifus, their votes will not be counted in that session of parliament
Holy shit, my computer sucks.
>>28724035
Open console
mat_dxlevel 8
>>28723948
definite nay.
>>28724035
i didn't know other people also had 1280x800 screens
>>28724047
I'm running the native version, dxlevel won't work.
I'll have to look around for some config.
Also, my computer crashed after couple minutes of playing. Maybe it really requires 4 GiBs of RAM on GNU+Linux.
Maybe I should try running it through wine-staging.
>>28724150
oh right......
desu I'm going to bed and catch up on some anime or something.
Night everywan.
Sorry I'm late *takes seat*
>>28724196
Good night Wanon.
>>28723948
I vote yes
>>28724196
Goodnight sir Wanon.
Good night everywan, I hope we'll have enough people around to vote.
>>28725335
Good night to you too bano
>>28725491
Again !!! At some point I will stop forgetting name and trip.
>>28725524
O Wise Old One, your senility with your advanced age is showing.
>>28725584
tfw forgot my trip as well
>>28725584
I take comfort in knowing that somewhere in my conscious mind there is abundance of useless fact. Still haven't mastered the art of accessing it at will, but one day my young friend... One day...
>>28725648
Should I have said old friend ;_;
>>28725648
>tfw i even mispelled my own name
kill me.
>>28725777
At least you got a genuine trip out of it so not a total waste of your time ;_;
>>28725810
That just means God is laughing at me
>>28725894
>Implying that a higher nonexistent being actually exists
* tips fedora
How about we increase the maximum seats from 100 to 200?
