We are open lads.
Drinks are on the house today, we are celebrating barkeep getting a virgin pure gf.
Hows everyone doing today?
>>28717939
I'm doing OK. What do you have on draft?
>>28717939
>literally just work up
>we're open
i'm going to try and stay up all day so i can fix my sleep pattern
I'm 5 heinekens and a 40 oz of old e in
my shits all fucked up and binge drinking is the only way I know how to deal
what about you barman wojak?
>>28717939
Didn't the original bar owner have a terminal illness or something? I hope he's in a better place now.
Cut contact with my only friends because i am depressed, they tried reaching out but i am so bitter and rejected them. I feel so shit, i cant find the courage needed to contact them again. It has been over 5 months, we used to chat everyday. I hate myself.
I have an hour long presentation to give next week on a subject related to my master thesis and I'm struggling with it because I never did a presentation longer than 30 minutes and the nerves haven't settled in.
>>28717954
Guinness, what else. This is a low tier bar tbqh with you.
>>28717975
Hair of the dog? 4 in the afternoon where I am from anon for what it's worth.
>>28717992
Good luck. I usually can make it just fine if i can stay up past noon. Try going out, anything as long as you are far from your bed.
>>28718004
Doing pretty alright, working saturday afternoon but work is slow so I can shitpost a bit. Feel a lot better lately, picked up some hobbies, got an average looking gf. I am absolutely sure none of these will last but I am riding the wave and enjoying lack of wanting to poison myself with alcohol every evening while it lasts. thanks for asking.
>>28718013
He did, well, does. He still stops from time to time. I am the slav barkeep and there are at least 3 other dudes who make these threads, probably even more. As far as I know the original dude is still alive and kicking.
>>28718038
Just apologize to them without any expectations. Baby steps anon.
>>28718041
I have had my fair share of anxiety/stage fright situations. Usually you completely forget about it 2 minutes into the thing and time just literally flies. Try to take a dump right before. Dumps take anxiety away with them, its a known trick.
>>28717939
> OG barkeep is somewhere dying and gets replaced by a normie
Fuck. Since we're normies in this bitch I guess I can talk about my girl feels.
> get two calls from a number I don't recognize
> wonder if it's oneitis even though it isn't likely
> still fantasize
> just want to be with him, even if he does kinda look like a white Kojima these days
> scared to call the number back, because it's probably just a bill collector
>>28718095
Id love too,but it would be cruel. I have no intention of speaking with them. I cant wageslave and maintain friendship. Its too much strain. I cant quit my job,every day is getting worse.i will an hero, no point in doing this, nothing will change
>>28717939
>barkeep getting a virgin pure gf
die die die
I'm drinking smirnoff i guess
>>28717939
Just discovered this board (newfag). I feel cozy, will come back regularly. Thanks
>>28718095
>Dumps take anxiety away with them, its a known trick.
I'm scheptical but I'll take anything.
>>28717939
Alcohol is normie water
Need help fellas. I missed my last chance to ask this girl i am friends with out. Ill kill myswlf if i didnt ask. How terrible is asking her on steam? Is that lame tbhh how should i go about doing so?
Wanna die tbqh can i have a gin and tonic
>>28718134
Why cant you wageslave and maintain friendship?
>>28718144
It was pure luck. If anything, I learned to appreciate virgin purefus thanks to this board. Usually prefer experienced girls.
>>28718145
Sure thing dude, stop by whenever you need to vent or whatever. Barkeeps offer advices too.
>>28718175
Wish I could explain it, but it definitely works. Especially when you dont have to wipe afterwards.
>>28718318
I got your back anon. Offer a bit more insight, how long do you know her?
>>28718343
Only really started hanging out within the month i guess. Shes in my uni course, she seems lonely i think and has pretty bad anxiety about things. Ive never really talked to her outside of a group situation. FeelsBadMan with a gun
I just dont know what to say to her. Im very autismal when it vomes to asking people out
>>28718327
> Especially when you dont have to wipe afterwards
Fucking kill yourself, but before telling me if I should call that number back (I'm the post you skipped you fucking girlfriend fucking normie)
reading this board only makes me feel more miserable. i probably shouldn't.
>>28717939
>ywn live anywhere but a big city where people are selfish bastards
>ywn have a bar that gives drinks on the house in celebration of an event, even if they won the fucking lottery
End my suffering
>>28718389
Roastie why you be hatin'?
I actually wrote a lengthy reply when I accidently refreshed the page. Basically, call the number back. Try to sound a bit more serious and just start off with "Hi, I had a missed call from this number?", see where ti leads.
Alternatively just look up the guy on normiebook or something.
>>28718377
If she suffers from anxiety in any form, then do it over steam. Keep it short and simple, but dont do it out of the blue. Say hi to her, talk about games or something random. After couple of sentences switch the topic with "hey, I dont know if you realized this yet but I kinda like you and would like to grab some coffee with you, just the two of us. What do you think?"
I promise you that rejection doesn't hurt. You will self-cringe for a day or so but that's really it. I'd say it's worth to bet on that if there is even a 1% chance that it will work. You can do it anon.
>>28717939
Bored as fuck while waiting for Overwatch to release on Monday night. Also probably gonna dye my hair tomorrow.
>>28717939
How frequently is this thread up?
I searched for it quite a bit the other day and i didn't manage to locate it.
I'll have Scotch on the rocks.
>>28718450
Thanks for the help anon. Screencapping this post for later. I will need to be quite drunk to find the strength but i will try.
going for writing 20+ pages for my thesis this weekend. I have only approximate knowledge about what I'm actually supposed to write about.
This is gonna be a fun time, I can already tell.
>>28718013
I actually stopped in today, anon. Glad to see the place is still open.
>>28718453
Usually every day throughout every other week around this time, if that makes any sense. And on the alternating weeks I still make them but usually around 2am north american time.
>>28718585
Ouch. Good luck anon.
>>28718621
Bartender fill us in on your situation. You hanging in there?
Hey, barkeep. Just an old fashioned for me today.
And just wondering, what's your personal favourite drink?
Hi there, water for me please.
I fell in love again, managed to get a date last week and it was wonderful. I'll see her again tomorrow, really feel good with her :3
Wish I could cuddle a husky right now.
>>28718957
Sure thing.
I drink beer 99% of the time. I like lighter tasting beers that you can drink a dozen of during a summer 90 degree afternoon while bbqing in your backyard without getting smashed. When it comes to nights and drinking with friends then whatever dark beer is available on tap.
When it comes to harder stuff, I really got accustomed to drinking Jameson in the shot glasses lately.
Also tequila. I'm a simple guy, sorry if I disappointed you.
>>28719034
Good for you dude, genuinely glad to hear about robots doing better.
>>28719034
Fuck you man get the hell out my bar. Stop being happy I HATE YOU
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE GET OUT IM SO ALONE
Bored as fuck. Don't really find anything fun any more, guess I'm becoming depressed again.
>>28717939
Will creating a tulpa help my crippling depression and loneliness?
I'm too autistic to talk to people face to face because of social anxiety but I think talking to myself should work.
>>28718754
I'm hanging in there. Doctors said that I might make it to Thanksgiving, if I'm lucky.
>>28719110
Why are you asking him? He's just a normie, he wouldn't know the first thing to help you.
>>28719156
I sincerely hope you are knocking out those bucketlist things. I want to say something soothing to you but I don't want to sound too uplifting or too depressing.
>>28719161
Great, it turns out I'm an autist at internet communication as well
>>28719156
New to this thread, may I ask what kind of illness you have?
>be me
>reading philosophy, working out, lazing out, book readan, game playan, 80% internet browsan. Feeling pretty ubermensch
>watchZootopia
>honestly shocked at the romantic chemistry between the two main characters
>suddenly feel a deep void open in my heart, depressed ever since. feel empty as fuck
It's an abstract kind of feel
>>28719082
same desu, I got done with some work I had to do for the past few months and now that I am back to the NEET life I am bored out of my mind and there's this present sense of claustrophobia. JUST
>>28719272
movies often leave me with that sort of feeling
>>28717939
I just self harmed
I don't want to live in a mental hospital
Should I hide my wounds from my doctor?(Right now I go to a mental day hospital and I like it there, but I am unsure if they will keep me)
I'm gonna get really drunk today, ruin my mood with articles about how awful the world and women are to men in this day and age and try to build up the courage to unload a shotgun in my face.
>>28717939
Do you take song requests? Please play 'The Fragrance of Dark Coffee'
*Looks out window*
Man its really coming down tonight.... typical... Im used to it raining on my parade...
The hurting never ends
Like birthdays and old friends
We forget
That this flesh blood and bone is human.
>>28719352
sounds like a jolly good time
>>28719203
I've pretty much come to terms with it. I was finally able to see my family in Ireland. Used my inheritance early, seeing as I be around to collect it later.
>>28719241
Juvenile Huntington's. Got diagnosed this past winter; doctors gave me a year to live. I'm refusing treatment.
>>28719380
rip in peace
Youhavebeenmuted
>>28719380
dang looked it up that is a nasty one. But since they gave you one year to live, it must mean the diseases has progressed quite far. How are you holding up? Since you refuse treatment, I guess you don't take any meds?
You're a strong person, so much I can tell.
You have my condolences, even if they mean nothing to you.
>>28719380
Whats ur first name and birthday date anon. I wanna have a drink for you on your birthday.
I'll think of you pouring drinks for robots in the next life.
>>28719380
I'll drink an Irish whisky to ya.
I'll miss ya buddy.
*Hands barman a gun*
please just end it all for me buddy. I'm so fucking tired of everything
>ONE (1) singular CHANCE at consciousness, sentience and life
>YET 70% of success is determined by genetics
Fuck me, right?
>>28719873
Are we talking aesthetics here?
Given the cards that you are dealt, are you sure you are being the best possible version of you that you can be?
If not, where are you? 30%? 50%? Be realistic. It sounds cringy but only you can work on yourself, and believe me when I say that human body is retarded tier of adaptable. You can change yourself more than you don't want to imagine.
>>28717939
>not a virgin
>getting a pure virgin gf
Life is unfair, you should die and leave the barkeep position to the terminally ill guy
>>28720792
s-she says she is glad that a relatively experienced guy is going to pierce her for the first time instead of someone who doesn't have an idea of gentleness and angles since he is a virgin.
s-sorry lad, why can't you be happy for me.
>>28720837
I'm happy for you anon. I'll give you the benefit of thinking you're good a person and see no downsides. I myself wish I could have that privilege or close and just win already, not have this problem anymore
>>28721032
I literally got rejected 23 times in a row prior to this. I know how you feel, trust me.
Last night I made out with a girl I like. She didn't let me fuck her but I slept at her house. We cuddled the whole night and I touched her boobs. She said she liked it. She also cried when I made fun of her for getting raped before that happened. I wonder why girls like assholes. I'm probably gonna lose my virginity soon, and not even with her. There's another girl who likes me more. She's hotter but I like her less.
I wanna drink a beer, even though I'm hung over. Also congrats, OP. We're all gonna make it.
>>28719081
>>>28719034 (You)
>Fuck you man get the hell out my bar. Stop being happy I HATE YOU
>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE GET OUT IM SO ALONE
After years of suffering, one
>>28719081
>>>28719034 (You)
>Fuck you man get the hell out my bar. Stop being happy I HATE YOU
>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE GET OUT IM SO ALONE
After years of suffering, happiness will come eventually, climb out of your well.
Hello barkeeper
Do you think it's fucked up that my first kiss was at 17 with a 14 girl (legal btw)
>>28721212
Nope. Most girls have their first kisses around age 14. That's also the legal age where I live too.
started going drunk to classes since life sucks and I suck at what I thought I love it, I'm a disappointment to my dad and myself, zero friends and the person I'm interested in is so fucking hard to approach and probably hates me by now.
idk man. I don't want to quit college, but the depression is pushing me down.
Bout to go into therapy again. I dunno if it's helping but I have plenty of disposable income so whatever. I've gone a couple sessions, the guy seems alright, but mostly normie-tier advice. He's mentioned one or two profound things but I hope the therapy 'kicks in' soon. After that I have an appointment with my regular doctor, and otherwise just gonna chill, casually browse porn and watch American Horror Story. I've lost interest in everything else, shot sucks. I could be paying so many vidya but all I wanna do is sleep, eat and watch Netflix. End my life famalam.
>>28721371
Man stop drinking. Trust me when i sya it only ever makes shit worse in the longrun. I know you will say you dont care about tomorrow and think it numbs the pain. But tRUST me it is never a good idea.
Try cutting down in stages. Stop drinking before 7pm etc visit the subreddit /r/stopdrinking it helps a lot
tfw saw a chick with the most perfect of perfect butts in a pair of yoga pants with a clear thong bouncy giveaway
why is this making me so depressed
>>28721809
It's warmer than usual when i live, seen quite a few nipples poking through t-shirts today. Fuck that makes me sad and angry.
I logged into my steam account for the first time in over a year. I had one friend offline but he'd recently been online. I haven't seen or spoken to the guy in about year and a half. I've had no friends for the last year, so I'm going to play a steam game and try to talk to him when he's online. Maybe we can be friends again.
I'm scared though, I don't know how to go about this. I'm even worse at talking to people online than I am at talking in real life (which I'm awful at). I don't know all the video game etiquette and I don't want to seem annoying. I don't know if I should just message him or see if he messages me when he sees I'm online or what. Is that how it works, do people on steam just message each other randomly?
>>28719465
Thanks anon.
>>28719520
My motor skills have degenerated rapidly. I use a speech-to-text program now for typing.
>>28719522
Just remember me as the Bartender. And my birthday is September 17.
>>28719588
Thanks anon. That means a lot to me.
>>28721099
It's the simple frustration of having a problem you don't know how to fix, or best commit to attempting to fix for that matter. It'd be nice if there was even any girl in my current life routine to regularly socialize with. I want to bond with someone. No personal anxieties or anything, the real opportunity just doesn't seem to be there, really ever. Feels "buhhh why tho"
>>28721658
Thanks anon, I'm already trying to fix that... gotta stay clean at least until monday
>tfw always arrive to these late
>gonna be lame when OP dies because the other OP is a pure normalfag who offers nothing containing insight
>went to dentist Thursday morning
>swollen gums on left side of mouth since around midday yesterday
While flossing Wednesday night, I nicked an area on the bottom left side of my mouth and since it was further aggravated by the cleaning, I'm assuming that is why they are swollen. Also assuming the upper left area was treated a bit roughly too which is why that part is swollen. Hoping this goes away by the end of the weekend. ;_;
Still feeling the excessive amounts of alcohol that I had last night and I'm pretty sure my gf is breaking up with me due to work. just a cup of water will suffice matey
I'm being bullied at work.
My bosses hate my guts for no reason. I'm the only male in the department, and they treat me like shit.
They yell at me for things I don't do, they comment on my physical features (I'm skinny, not fat.)
I reported them to HR, they said they did nothing wrong, even though they told me that I have ADHD and I won't succeed anywhere I go due to it.
I want to just quit, but I can't. I live with my parents, and they said they will disown me if I quit. I got nothing else lined up, but I get physically sick when I go to work, I stress the night before I go in, my depression is coming back too.
Someone post fitting music
Shit.
Yesterday my ex texted me after a year apologizing. So I write a really nice message and try to ask how she's doing and she hasn't responded after the first text. Why bother texting me in the first place? Just opened up the wound
>>28724335
>Why bother texting me in the first place?
Because she wanted your attention, which she received with little effort, and off she went.
Great job falling for it and I hope you have learned from this experience.
>>28724407
Unfortunate truth but needed to hear it
>>28717939
A white 28 year old old sits down followed by his 13 year old white wife and his 11 year old spirit wife both dressed in flower dress. I'll take a whiskey on the rocks for me and the 13 year old. The 11 year old will have whole milk to help her teeth.
>>28724335
>>28724463
i can kind of relate. fucking hate it
>>28724463
The bad news is that you squandered an entire year of progress and you are back at square fucking one.
The good news is that this will NEVER happen to you again.
6 beers, half a bottle of rum and a few tumblers of scotch into the night. Drinking the loneliness away.
My life is literally working to be able to afford booze. I wish I had someone to hold hands with.
>>28723800
I don't have a lot of time, anon, but maybe I can help. If the pain and swelling doesn't go away, try putting some cloves on the area.
drinking beer nothing wothly remember I got to do some homework for todayhs exercises but I don't give a fuck, hope they will kick me out of the university
>>28724612
Hope everything works out
>>28724648
I wouldn't say that, necessarily. I have made a ton of progress focusing on myself and she couldn't take that away, but it does hurt mentally. I appreciate your messages
>>28724931
*sigh* thank you for your consideration anon, seriously. I'm waiting for that day. best of luck to you
Well i have wasted a whole year of school and now i have to change it. But it's not that bad because i finally will stop seeing girl i realy like. She now has a boyfriend and i just can't stand seeing her being happy when i am so miserable
>>28719034
>implying this happenedGet out
Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to die in my sleep.
>hate myself
>thoughts of suicide/self harm
>try to talk to people
>have only one friend and they aren't responding
>write another patient from my mental day hospital
>she isn't responding
>self harm
>send her pictures of it
>plead her to talk to me
>she responds
>calls me
>I cry like a bitch
>tell her that no one cares about me
>says she cares
>she keep saying it will get better(but also said that she hates hearing that all the time)
>tells me to watch a certain show
>tells me that I can visit her tomorrow if I want to
>hang up the phone
>she writes that she loves me
I feel absolutely terrible for involving her
Why am I so stupid
bartender,
I just come from a date kinda thingy, she asked me out and things went pretty good, but i dont really like this kind of stuff, going around and talking,
dont get me wrong, I had a good time, but these are not things for me.
I don't know how to put it into words.
So please just give me a glass full of water, I can't stand alcohol
Girl I'm really into just told me about how she wants us to just be friends. Meanwhile she's going out on a date tonight with her asshole ex that cheated on her and said to my other friend how he was going to start going out with her again just to fuck with me. I thought everything was going so right. What's wrong with me? At least I can appreciate she told me now rather than later.
I'm spiraling downwards.
>ask on reddit about trying to move abroad
>they taunt me in the thread and downvote all of my posts
>get flamed by toxic players in CSGO, derank
I pulled my shirt apart at the neck, a nice new t-shirt my parents got me which was royal blue and made me feel nice. I tore it so the area around the collar was shredded, and then kept pulling until it was in tatters on the bathroom floor. I couldn't handle it and yelled for a little while, but no one is at my house so it doesn't matter. Now I return to my life with no passion or desire to do anything, and no sympathy from anyone. I'm not a suicidal person but I really have to question the point of living on if things are naturally so shitty for me.
>>28727247
tell her if she is your friend she has to help hook you up
>>28727247
>he was going to start going out with her again just to fuck with me.
You literally have to beat him half to death or you're a cuck for life. Seriously.
There is no future, just in your mind. There is no past, just in your mind.
See the world as for what it is now, not what it was or will be.
This is the final salvation for every Robot.
Suffering is created by living in the Past or future.
You want something that isn't there, you feel like shit because of something that was and isn't real anymore, just in your head.
If every human would think like that, we would be on our way to other galaxies, not hating, being greedy, and feeling depressed because we can't get a girlfriend.
Shh, swallow it with Alcohol, this last final redpill.
>>28717939
I want to believe your story is true, barkeep. Throw me a porter.
Pounding beer after beer because normies are having a really loud party next door and my roommate is in the living room singing along to showtunes even louder and will not quiet down. What a fucked situation. Cheers, though, one of them has to give up eventually.
>>28727316
Maybe we could help you about moving abroad
Does anyone have any good videos about architecture or interior design? I've spent a lot of time researching art and design in general, but those typically center around the classical arts (painting, sculpture, etc).
>>28727247
>those passive aggressive "lol"s
dump that shit into the STREETS
>>28727247
Cut ties with her asap, stop messaging/texting her, ignore her in real life, and you'll see how fast she'll run back to you. Don't fall for the honeytrap, keep ignoring. Girls that like to play around like this get extremely frustrated when someone who has given them attention suddenly cuts all contact, they think that they aren't good enough or you have found better. It's a female competitive game for them, whoever can garner the most attention from men is the most successful.
tl;dr cut ties and move on asap, you rolled a bad one.
>>28727407
I don't know, I got a lot of shit for suggesting I'd like Europe's social culture a lot more. I could probably isolate myself in America a lot easier than I could abroad, anyways.
>>28727370
And have her hate me? No.
>>28727428
She already gave me the option to cut ties with her, and I chose to continue to be friends.
>>28727505
>i chose to continue to be friends
C U C K
U
C
K
get the fuck out of there what are you doing
It's good to see it's open again. Thought you guys have closed for good, at least I haven't seen you in a few weeks. I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
>>28727540
>what are you doing
Wanting to die
hi men
i've been away for the past three or four months, i don't even know how long because i've been so depressed i just slept through it all but i missed our board every moment of it
what's been happening lately? i see there are the same threads, feels comfy regarding this but i'm sure there must've been some cool stuff happening
thanks, i'm happy to see you all
>>28727505
Of course she'll give you the option, now that you took it she expects you to commit to a "relationship" with her. You're just her emotional rag when her boyfriend isn't there to fuck her brains out. Don't be a beta orbiter. There is no future in your relationship with her, unless chad decides to upgrade and you get left with the sloppy seconds. You will not get anything out of it, you're the back-up man and it seems like she doesn't need you right now.
Now that you've chosen to be "friends" and taken her offer, cutting her off right now will be even better than before. Move on or you'll be orbiting her for life.
>>28727641
Do you want to know what's really funny? The other guy isn't even a Chad. He's a limp wristed weeb who couldn't do more than kiss her once in the 9 months they dated. The only problem with me is that I'm not him. God I hate myself.
>>28727624
we never change anon. Welcome back
>>28727740
Then you're either nothing to her since she is in "love" with him or she's vying for attention. You shouldn't hate yourself for it. Look at yourself, you're emotionally in the palm of her hand right now. By telling you she wants to just be friends and choosing him over you makes you feel horrible. The moment she tells you she is no longer with him and is interested in you will make you feel great about yourself. Then she pulls the carpet underneath your feet and you'll feel like shit again. It's like dangling bait in front of your eyes, don't fall for that emotional rollercoaster shit.
