It says here on your resume that you have never put your penis in a vagina, is there a reason for that ?
Your pants are still on, that is one reason.
>>28716460
"I'm going to HR about this."
>Are you asking me if there's a reason I've never put my penis in a vagina or if there's a reason it's on the resume?
no
Maybe
Yes
>>28716483
kek, filthy rat
>>28716460
Yes, I'm gay. If you don't hire me, I'll sue you for discrimination.
>>28716483
you don't work there yet so hr cant do and wont do shit
>>28716477
damn nigga, I loved that.
>>28716523
>welcome on board Ma'm
>now it says here that you don't even have a cunny folder
>>28716591
That's because I don't like that girl, and she is ugly.
>>28716591
>why should we hire you if you don't even know what vagina tastes like ?
>ARRRGG, it says on this here parchment that ye have nevar been on a sailing ship. That be correct?
>>28716687
>implying pirates can read
>>28716460
saving myself till marriage, I'm a proud christian that would never do something wrong, you can give me this job already because I have aced this interview
>>28716729
>Christian? Sorry, we can't hire you. you're too privileged and oppressive. We can only hire a Muslim applicant.
>under "About Me" you have listed ">tfw no gf", care to explain?
>it also says your job for the last 10 years was "Living the neet life". Care to explain?
>>28716460
I am a bottom and don't like piv
Eating out a girl is way more fun especially when combined with BDSM elements
i only do my fucking in the ass
>>28716460
"As you well know being a female, second class citizens such as myself aren't afforded those rights."
