Please convince me to kill myself robots
>>28715645
Just don't.
You can always be a welfare queen, just don't, there's no point to, even if we convinced you it doesn't mean there's a point to.
Stop coming here, go outside, touch some grass, holy fuq
I just decided to look for some porn and the #1 seeded torrent is BLACKED.
>>28715645
do it brolino, you have nothing to live for
>>28715645
Can i have some of your belongings?
I'll give you the perfect fast and painless method to do it in exchange.
>>28715645
It doesn't get better, and all that matters is you. If you want to die, then it is your choice. Do what you want.
>>28715645
Cut off your hand and mail it to me first.
>>28715691
>>28715864
>>28717263
ITT: people too mentally challenged to realize that conviction into and out of suicide does not take the form of 'stop finding life important/unimportant, just start thinking that everything/nothing matters/doesn't matter!', but rather calm provision, mention, of things that can go right/wrong.
For instance: OP might get gruesomely injured. Or painfully ill. Or homeless. Or become a victim of stalking or slander. Awareness of those tangible things is much more effective than 'hurr nothing matters in the existential sense'.
>>28717332
It works for me.
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