If your younger self from age 13 saw you today, what would they think/say?
"Why hasn't he had a girlfriend yet?"
I dropped out at 14, he wouldn't be surprised because I was already skipping class at 13.
I still feel like I'm 14 desu
Crazy hows it's been 7 years this month.
>>28715508
"fucking tox"
>>28715508
when i was 13 i was very disgusted by the idea of becoming an adult, and i used to think about how no one would like me as an adult because i wouldn't be cute
disappointed but expected outcome
>>28715508
He'd be bummed out that I didn't bang a bunch of goth/emo girls or have any friends but would be happy with my job, savings and living arrangements
>>28715508
"wtf happened?" ,pretty much, schizophrenia did a whole number on me.
>>28715605
You boring bastard
>you get to play videogames all day!? woah that's awesome!
>>28715508
Wow, might as well kill myself now and save me the trouble later, who is this weeb and why does he have so much manga and no gf.
>>28715508
He'd call me a loser and precede to make T-rex noises.
My failures would hopefully encourage him to actually try and improve his life instead of wasting it on imageboards and videos games.
>>28715655
This.
In some ways, I have achieved my dream.
>>28715575
>i wouldn't be cute
iktf, at 12 I started seeing I wasn't cute because I'm a guyThat turned into a TG fetish, now I wish I was girl like the rest of /a/, Thanks anime.
>>28715508
Nothing, I knew I was going to be a loner forever.
I'm in exactly the same position as I was when I was 13, only the memes have changed.
I'd be fairly proud of where I am in life but disgusted by how degenerate I am behind the scenes.
>>28715508
"So it doesn't get better huh"
>>28715553
this
and
>>28715508
he would be sad and angry at me.
Even though I achieved much.
I think we could talk it out though.
He was innocent and naive of some things.
Im still that kind and happy boy who enjoys his private time.
>"this is me in 10 years? I don't look any older..."
>>28715508
"I'm not gonna turn out like you, I'm gonna be successful!"
What a fucking retard that kid was.
>"you actually got to fuck girls and cum on their faces and all that? fucking awesome, dude"
>"what, you didn't come much closer to achieving your dreams? damn, dude, get it together"
>Wow anon you are just a taller version of me, nothing is different at all
He wouldn't recognize me.
Every person from school I've run into didn't recognize me, not even the ones I considered friends and played vidya with.
It feels sad because I recognize them right away and have to tell them "it's me!" for them to even remember me.
>>28715718
Fuck ya dude
>>28715508
I already wanted to kill myself at 13, I think if I saw myself, I'd put a hell of a lot more effort into it.
"I'm glad that I ended up successful but why am I still so fat and alone and why the fuck did my moobs get so big?
I'd rape the fuck out of my younger self and wouldn't get done for pedophilia since it would be classed as masturbation. Then, I'd make him into my little cum slut and feminize him which would have a ripple effect into the future leading to even worse humiliation until it got really, really bad and I killed him and myself simultaneously.
>>28715508
B-b-b-b-b-but-the poncho!
13 year old me:
>Fatty
>Friendless
>Sickly
>Depressed
Me now
>Scrawny
>Solitary but not friendless
>Decent enough health except for drug use, I'd probably scare my younger self
>Just melancholy
>Speak 3 languages
>Cool beard
I'd be pretty impressed with myself I think.
>>28715508
Everything went just as planned.
>Why am I a dick?
Because it beats being a doormat retard
>Why am I having sex outside of marriage?
Because the sanctity of marriage is dead and women are used goods 99% of the time. So just pump n dump them like the useless whores they are. Virginity on a man is a sexual death sentence as you age. No it's not cute or attractive.
>Why do I think women are a headache?
Because you're not playing tag or hide n seek anymore. You're trying to fuck them and their brains are VERY different from yours.
>Why did I stop playing video games?
Because after hardcore raiding/pvp in WoW, competitive ladder grinding in SC2, D3 and LoL you fucking burn out. Games now are just a lesser version of what you had in HS and Uni. Games will never be as good as they were as a teen. You'll move on.
>Why did I decide to move to Korea?
Because you needed an out of your monotonous life since you decided suicide was too risky. It also ends up being the best decision of your life. Also you wanted to save money as you teach to travel the world to fill the void.
Things get better, sort of.
My 13 year old self would be blown away at what he'd become. Little mormon kid getting his world thrown upsidedown.
I've actually managed to improve greatly since I was 13, thanks to therapy and medication.
>>28715508
"fucking poser."
I don't think he'd understand the magnitude of what I've accomplished
>>28715566
you want my tox id, pal?
I would tell him to stop playing video games and focus on grades. If I did that I would probably a lot more happier. I would also tell him that salad is actually pretty fucking good and to start working out.
>"Holy shit anon you're maxed on RuneScape?!"
>"380 days play time?! Can I see your bank?"
Fucking please kill me for wasting 6 years of my life on a java game.
>Why has Mum forgiven you?
You stopped bullying her after she kicked you out.
>Why don't you have a job yet?
You're lazy and you visit hospital alot.
>Why do you go to hospital alot?
Someone spiked your drink and you had a seizure which caused a head injury and now you have alot of them since.
>Is that why you don't have a car?
Yes, stop having seizures you fuckhole especially since you fucking love cars.
>Are you a virgin?
Nope, you've fucked a few but one was a 43 year old that you meet in a psychiatric ward.
>How'd you get there?
You overdose the pills you get for your seizures because you're fucking mad and bully your Mum too much.
>What's wrong with your arms?
You've broken one and you've dislocated the other one all because of those seizures.
>At least you've got your own place now.
Only because you get benefits dipshit.
Probably just start screaming followed by sobbing.
>>28715508
They probably just wouldn't care, I'm no different than I am today. I just have a job and no boyfriend.
>>28715508
I'm 25 now.
I think lil me would be most shocked at the beard. I always thought they were fucking disgusting as a kid and also never though I could grow one, I didn't get any facial hair till very late but now it comes easy.
>>28715508
Ragnarok online just came out when I was 13 and it was my life, now the best spiritual successor is out and I am no lifing it.
I don't know it young me would be happy or sad at this.
>>28715508
"Shouldn't you be writing a book or something?"Used to write some random lore for a series of books I wanted to do which was basically Illiad in space with mecha
>>28715508
Holy shit the "just fuck my shit up" guy is jacked
>>28715508
My younger self would be miring my ps2 collection.He'd probably be disappointed in the fact that I'm still a virgin man child
