>saturday 11am
>dad comes to my room
>tells me that my job for today is to vacuum the house
>Im like, k
>10 minutes later he grabs vacuum cleaner himself
>does everything himself
>comes to my room afterwards and yells
>apparentely im lazy and he can never count on me
Does he have mental issues?
Obviously your house would have burned down if it wasn't cleaned right then and there.
lol you'r dads a faggot kill him
Why didn't you just vacuum emidiatly?
Lol how bout you fucking vacuum you little pussy, that or move out
>>28714900
He's the usual parent OP, me and the missus could relate
Your lack of reponse or enthusiasm probably made him think fuck it and did it himself. K isn't exactly a strong affirmative
>10 minutes
Yeah right, you are probably sat on your ass for 2 hours minimum.
>>28715072
the thing is, I do it every Saturday, for years. Usually after 12am
>>28715161
Just do it everyday
He here too /weak/ to vacuum? I can't even lift the thing out of its closet without falling over.
>>28714900
Your dad is trolling you. Don't take the bait. Dot not get mad. let him get angry and pissed it shows he's weak at trolling and should be laughed at.
Bait him then attack.
>>28715251
I lifted my vacuum for years before one day having a "eureka" moment and realizing that the cunt has wheels. Now I just roll it out.
>>28715354
There is a step between the ground floor and cupboard and then a flight of stairs between that and my bedroom.
>>28714900
yes, your dad is fucking insufferable
>>28715368
Sorry to hear that lad. Well, if you've got the dosh you could buy an extra vacuum and leave one upstairs and the other downstairs. Us weaklings have to stick together.
>>28714900
23 year old male here.
My dad was like this too. He was and still is narcissistic and controlling. Evacuate if you can.
>>28715384
There is nowhere to store it upstairs, this house is just too small.
I actually broke our last dyson by dropping it down the stairs and breaking it (motor caught fire a short time later thanks to skewed brush contact).
>>28714900
That's JUST how parents are.
>>28715204
>vacuum the house everyday
why? that's a waste of time and energy considering it doesn't need to be done everyday
>>28715395
>controlling
Better than my parents who are passive and unaffirmative.
>>28715204
>vacuuming every day
>>28715405
Well you can always vacuum the carpet with your tongue. I used to do it as a kid.
>>28715456
Yea we call that carpet munching.
Similar experience with irrational fathers
>literally never been great at finding things.
>Father mumbles and my hearing is sub 100%
>combine with vague instructions
I always loved getting told to find something with his mumbled obscurity, and being bi-polar he'd fucking flip if I came back and asked for louder, clearer instruction. So I'd fail to find whatever, get told I'm clearly aggravating him for kicks and sent away to endure his shitty moods later.
Every little thing was like this. He had the most wonderful habits of getting himself worked up, snapping and bitchy before dragging everyone hours outta our way for some waste of time or another. Then spend the trip there and back asking if we wanted to be there, in that same shat off tone that was just looking for a reason.
He wasn't actively violent. Just a hot shitty mess of a man who imparted no lessons and inspired nothing but scorn
>>28715428
>>28715418
Only real men keep their home clean all The time
>>28714900
He is just really fed up with your faggotness and has no patience left.
>>28715456
Well it all goes towards your five a day.
Speaking of cleaning my dad is vacuuming the hallways under my room as we speak.
>>28715511
>>Father mumbles
Mine does too and it really annoys me, I hope one day he meets a loud mouthed american who calls him out on his mouse voice.
>dad wants me to do a task with a subjective ending (i.e. cleaning something)
>know I'll be there forever
Do dads really think that this is character building or any of that shit? My dad has an advanced degree but is somehow obsessed with braindead manual labour stuff, especially if he can drag out the task 1000 times by involving me
