>tfw pee in sink because its perfect height to just flop out
Anyone have any other pepe tricks I can implement into my life?
>>28714777
>tfw pee in sink because its perfect height to just flop out
Best feel. I love being tall.
sleep in your clothes that way you don't have to undress or dress ever.
If you want to pee in public, bend down to pretend to tie your shoe, but pull your dick out and start peeing on the ground/
>>28714777
Piss into bottles
Throw them when mommy won't give in to demands
>>28714777
wow i will try this next time i have to pee,
another pepe trick is to masturbate in your parents bedroom
>>28714777
Aiming anywhere but the toilet in a public restroom makes toilet time fun and keeps wagies in their place.
>>28714824
Try to trace the toilet seat with your pee so they know who's boss.
i primarily use my moms kitchen dish rags, to wipe my cum up after jerking it.
i wash them and put them back in the kitchen again.
>>28714777
best technique
doesn't peeing in the sink over time cause some harmful chemical shit to happen? no idea read it somewhere tho
>>28714777
That ain't a pepe trick, that's a bachelor frog trick.
>>28714868
Try again you fucking idiot. That technique will cause you to shit on your own balls.
See pic related
>>28714879
Honestly not sure, but i have noticed it slowly leaves a yellow ring around the drain hole.
>>28714868
2nd pic related.
Don't fall for his picture. It will just cause you to poop on ur nuts.
take a pair of shoes you dont want anymore into a public bathroom stall with you.
when no one's around, position the shoes on floor as if a person is shitting.
lock the stall, crawl out from under it and leave.
profit
actually poop in the toilet without flushing for extra realism.
>>28714966
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>>28714858
> I wash them
You sicken me.
>>28714966
>crawling on a public bathroom floor stall
Yeah, naw.
Here is one I do
If you have to go interact with normies and need to smell good, whenever you need to rip a fat dirty fart - pull down your pants first so the stank doesn't stick to the material. This way you stay squeaky clean!
>>28714966
>crawl out from under it
That sounds disgusting, anon.
>>28715035
I always take off my t-shirt when I'm shitting. It always smells like shit afterwards if I wear it.
>>28714787
I'm 5'11 and it's about crotch height for me.
>tfw low sink
