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List reasons fleshlights are better than women
1. I can actually get one
>>28714682
2. You only need to pay once
>>28714682
i got one like a week ago but it doesnt feel like much at all. but i am a virgin so i cant compare to the real deal, only my hand.
2. They don't think you're oppressing them
3. They don't think at all
4. They don't bleed
>>28714701
Better than your hand at least.
I just realized that these would be a perfect place to stash cash or other valuables. Nobody will dare touch it if you leave the cap off.
>>28714845
Fucking genius sob
>>28714682
How much better is it than just using your hand?
Using your hand seems to be:
1. More practical/Faster set up
2. Easier to clean
*. You can tell when it's plastic right away.
>>28714763
Is it actually better than your hand though when you've had a lifetime of practice using your hand? I'm not so sure
>>28714682
>They don't vote against your vote, cucking you in your own home
Maybe you could forget that you got knife-cucked because a fleshlight is kind of like a fake foreskin.
