>fappin
>"man I can't wait until I lose my virginity and finally get to pleasure a real woman."
>look down and remember all the fapping over the course of my life has made my dick tiny
>my first girl is either going to laugh, or be very disappointed and refuse to have sex with
me
>>28714599
oh, yeah, THAT must be why your dick is tiny
I cant remember how but size came up with someone I talked to and they were scared of it.
I can't win.
>has made my dick tiny
That's not how it works. Your penis was small to begin with.
>>28714609
>>28714655
at least that means it's not my fault and it can't be helped.
>>28714719
They will laugh anyway
