![0521160351[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tny6t94.jpg "0521160351[1].jpg")
also, fuck this world
I like the nice orderly rows those jugs are in.
>>28713981
I like the colors. Which is why I posted it
>>28713886
why is that bottle in the right upper corner white?
it's milk right, RIGHT?
>>28714025
It's a light, buddy
>>28713886
I don't understand whats the fucking point of piss bottles. Are you too fucking lazy to walk to the toilet? Or is it some sort of weird fetish only autists seem to like?
>>28713886
I emptied all 5 of mine yesterday because roomates were gone so I didn't have to sneak into the bathroom
no worries, starting over riiiiiiiiiight
now
>>28714070
>I don't understand whats the fucking point of piss bottles. Are you too fucking lazy to walk to the toilet? Or is it some sort of weird fetish only autists seem to like?
when you live in a basement, with no bathroom, and you hate the people you live with, and you drink a lot, it's sorta what happens
>>28713886
pissmancer tip: if you're the kind of guy who empties his jugs daily you probably don't realize how fucking horrid the smell can get. one of my bottles inflated (gas produced?) and filled with floating white globs of something
I asked out a girl and she rejected me in front of her friends, so I emptied the bottle into her car gas tank at work
>>28714114
>so I emptied the bottle into her car gas tank at work
then what happened
>>28714114
>I asked out a girl and she rejected me in front of her friends, so I emptied the bottle into her car gas tank at work
lel
I once allowed my collection to grow too much and when I finally emptied them the smell took 5 days to go away
but I'm an alcoholic and I also drink hella distilled water
It's a nice system. The bottles I drink from also receive my piss
The problem is obviously disposing of the contents of the bottles
>>28714162
I don't know I was too afraid to come near her after that because I felt she would psychically know it was me
>walk out odd exit and circle all around entire building to avoid coming near her or car for months
I imagine it stunk
>>28714194
what if her car ran great and now there's an amazing new alternative fuel source the world will never know about? ask her what happened
>>28714191
I don't think drinking distilled water is good for you.
>>28714210
>h-hi
Oh hi Anon
>What happ-pend that time I p-p-pissed in your gas tank?
What the fuck?
>>28714220
I'm still alive, unfortunately.
I've been doing for a decade, and I look way younger than I should.
It's weird. I think the distilled water dissolves all the toxins, because I drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney
>>28713886
Man, I remember when I was 14 my entire room was filled piss bottles, I'd have to push them out of the way to get to my bed. I'm glad to say that this image now disgust me.
>>28714114
She would know it's you because you're probably the last person she wronged.
>>28714244
She's pretty sharp and others used to joke about how she could read my mind. I know she still works here because I saw her a few days ago, she looks fatter. Guess that means her car still works otherwise she'd be walking.
It was such a great revegne tactic that I decide to move my piss jugs to the passenger seat so I could use them on anyone who pissed me off
But yesterday my mom filled up my car with gas (she does this every Friday) and found them! :-(
>>28714297
>She would know it's you because you're probably the last person she wronged.
Yeah? Maybe. I assume she is a bitch to most people she meets so everyone either loves or hates her
I wore gloves when I poured the fermented piss in, walked way took off glove, realised I left the cap open, went back and closed cap with bare hands
fuck now there's evidence
>>28714304
>I know she still works here because I saw her a few days ago, she looks fatter. Guess that means her car still works otherwise she'd be walking.
>>28713886
pisswine
