So I just got back from a bar, I'm 28 this was the first time I've been to one in 6 years.
>Download Tinder a month ago
>Not a single match, other than occasional Bot
>finally a real grill appears
>suh du?
>I have no idea what this means
>Google it then reply
>she asks me if I want to "tear her up"
>not my style but whatever it's sex
>she tells me the bar to go
>I panic, surely it's a trap
>put on clothes and go anyway, 20 minute drive
>she unmatched me immediately after convo
>I no-longer know her name can't really remember her face
>I see someone that looks vaguely familiar
>I walk up to her and quote convo
>she says nothing and ignores me
>I repeat greeting louder
>one of her friend turns to talk to me
>oh sorry I was speaking to her
>the friend points over Match's shoulder at me
>Match refuses to turn around
>maybe it's not her
>I stand around staring for half an hour
>nothing
>they are playing loud shitty music
>an old guy gets drunk and passes out on bar
>bitchy tender who looks like she's 16 cuts him off, no more booze
>staring at this shitstorm
>from nowhere a random Chad appears
>hey, are you one of Amy's Tinder matches?
>not sure what to say, how does he know this?
>yes, maybe he can steer me towards pussy
>I'm her friend Chad, I just want to let you know she's had a few too many drinks tonight
>whut?
>Yeah she gets like that when she's had too many
>ok wahtever, I know drunks too
>he asks me a ton of personal questions about where I live, my name, my job
>lie about all because he is a stranger
>he tells me he is a banker
>shakes my hand then walks away
>fuckwasthat.jpg
>I watch as he returns to a table with another chad and my actual match Amy
>its definitely her
>I stare for 30 min just to be sure
>Chad 2 keeps yanking phone from her hand and looking at the screen
>she keeps taking it back
>now confident that it is her I walk over
>So, I say, is this Amy?
>I smile like alpha
>Amy: My name is ASHLEY
>Ashley: We're leaving.
>>28713727
>Ashley quickly walks out leaving all her drinks
>Chad#1 and Chad#2 walk out right behind her
>they leave drinks as well
>stand there.....what now?
>finish off their drinks
>leave then sit in car for two hours
>just saw cops, afraid to get DUI and want to
sober up first
>barely get home with no gas
>not enough money to refill tank
r9k, this is why I don't go out.
>>28713752
>finish off their drinks
is that really something to do? why do that? I don't understand adult life.
>>28713727
I don't understand how you guys aren't scared to have sex.
I have my urges, but I jerk them away. I feel like I wouldn't please the woman like the many guys before me. Having to experience that would kill me inside.
>>28713727
>>28713752
>she unmatched me immediately after convo
>I no-longer know her name can't really remember her face
Why would you continue after this?
>>28713794
Not OP but I would have done it. free booze, my dude
>>28713818
You need to work on your fucking pride.
>>28713845
I thought maybe she was just embarrassed and didn't want to leave a trail of her dirty encounters
I had the info, the address, I thought that was enough to work on
>>28713818
Yeah well I've been jerking for years and I wanted to remember what real pussy feels like again!
>>28713794
The beer just had one sip out of it, the other beer was like a 1/3 full. Fancy craft beers I've never seen before.
Looks like she was having a vodka tonic or something
I don't even like drinking but free shit was the only way to justify my venture outside. I was pretty shitty because back when I lived in a college town at least I could admire QTs in their goutfits, but I moved back home and well, not the same type of women around
Yes, I dropped out if you're wondering.
In retrospect I don't really think she was drunk. I think was a plot. They were acting as her wingmen or something, and once I got there in person they thought I was too ugly and she told them to make me go away. They're probably spit-roasting her right now.....
>>28713794
>why do that?
Get more drunk for free. Free booze is always good.
>>28713727
I created that image almost two years ago. It's nice to see someone posting it, even though it's a smaller version. Here's the original.
>>28714239
Here's Wojak drinking Wojak. It's also created by me, around the same time as the Wojak's Bar image.
>>28714239
Very nice job, you should be commended for your work.
>>28713934
Two words: oral herpes.
>>28714296
I thought about that too, but see 1/3 of the population has HSV1, and if I get it too I'll be in the cool club with all the alphas!
>>28714296
plus I was planning to eat her ass anyway, maybe not the two dudes but hers at least
>>28714239
Thank you sir, it's truly a masterpiece.
I think wojaks are underrated because rare pepes steal the lime light
>>28713794
That's barfly tier, man. Have some self worth.
Do you also enjoy eating the leftovers some stranger left in a restaurant? Because that#s what Stacy nad Chad were, strangers.
>>28714413
>Do you also enjoy eating the leftovers some stranger left in a restaurant?
T-those are my favorites
I'm a busboy and that's how I save moeny
>>28714239
zaiste majstersztyk
>>28713727
Are you only swiping cute girls or something?
it sounds like Chad was fooling around on her phone and sent you that message OP
reminds me of this scene in Ghost World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNogj_fIK_g
>>28713727
>>28713752
That's what you get you failed normie faggot
