>one chance at being a dad
>accidentally smash and eat the child
>>28713580
It would be a shame to let a perfectly good smashed child go to waste.
>>28713580
saturn?
>>28713580
Are you using the word 'smash' in the regular sense or in the ebonics sense?
>>28713591
I know right? You can't just let a smashed child go to waste.
>>28713592
What the fuck did you just call me?
>>28713599
I am using it in the physical sense
What is the Ebonics sense explain this to me
>>28713623
you fucking pagan idol
>>28713670
you ever hear a negro fellow go 'would smash' when talking to his negro pals about a hot broad just walk by?
>>28713672
>>28713684
I'm learning so many new things in this thread! Today is gonna be a great day :)
>>28713580
original pics or gtfo
>>28714632
The child is gone. I ate it.
>>28714650
Surely you couldn't have eat everything. Bones?
>>28714678
No, it's all gone. I broke those and ate them too. The biggest accident of my life
>>28714699
You're not an original liar.
>>28713580
>One chance at life
>Not born 6'8 and unkillable
>>28713580
>one chance at being highschooler
>Accidentally impregnate and inseminate principle
>>28714738
Impregnate
>make (a woman or female animal) pregnant.
Inseminate
>introduce semen into (a woman or a female animal) by natural or artificial means.
>one chance at succeeding in college
>accidentally massacre a small group of chads and stacies
>>28713580
o woops lol
