>tfw when a guy tries to impress you by saying how many girls he's been with
>tfw you just want a qt KV bf
>abate
>tfw you're a kissless handholdless virgin but nobody believes you're a virgin, not even r9k, just because you're a confident, assertive chad
I just want to find the right girl for me. Why does every guy want to fuck anything with a pulse? They make me look bad
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Bait thread, but I'll bite.
>implying it's a good idea to reveal your power level
>implying girls won't go "AWWWWWW" if you outed yourself as a virgin
>implying they'll respect you for being a KV
Protip: Never ever, and I repeat, EVER, tell anyone you're a KV.
>>28713422
Then why does every girl still want to get on my dick and just doesn't believe that I'm a KHV when I tell them?
>>28713445
If every girl wants your dick, then why are you still khv?
>>28713422
Seriously if a guy told me he was a virgin I'd hit it in a heartbeat if he was above like a 3/10 and showered.
>>28713445
Why are you still a KHV then? If every girl wants your dick, just pick the best one and get it over with. Robots would kill for that opportunity.
>>28713463
Because I want the perfect waifu to lose my virginity to, I said so earlier in the thread
>>28713422
This. For ever 1 girl who want a virgin there are 99 who are repulsed by it.
>>28713481
Yeah but I have standards and aren't an autistic retard who only cares about losing his virginity. Get some self respect
>>28713466
You're the exception to the rule. You don't count.
>>28713494
So what are you going to do when you find a girl that you like, only for her to figure out that you're a KHV? Face it, the vast majority of girls are repulsed by sexually inexperienced men.
>>28713486
lucky for us, only 1% of men over the age of 21 are virgins :^)
>>28713466
Do you live in SoCal, senpai? I want to lose my virginity so bad and I'm p cute.
>>28713547
She'll probably do the same thing every other girl tells me and won't believe I'm a virgin then keeps hitting on me and literally trying to slip their hands into my pants
>>28713569
Feels good being the 1% of something.
>>28713485
You will die a kissless virgin, liar.
>when a male pretends to be a female on r9k
>tfw casually tell girl you've had casual sex
>turns out she's a conservative virgin
>tfw she pokes fun at you saying you're a hoe
Because of r9k I literally forget there are still girls who never had sex, let alone casual sex.
It's a good thing I'm over 25. After that, nobody is expected to be a virgin, so the subject doesn't come up.
>>28713383
same!!!!!
Its so fucking crazy ppl think only weak uglies are kv, Im kv, assertive, handsome...
but I wont settle for someones cumrag.
>>28713346
>this post
YOU LIE!
>>28713485
ma man again.
same.
