Guys I'm lost, here's the story this happened 10 minutes ago
>Meet girl through dumb course I'm paying money to take even though I don't want to
>Total Stacy, but for some reason she talks to me a lot and gets really physical
>Assume she's just really extroverted because she's definitely out of my league
>Asks me a lot of personal questions and shit
>Eventually asks for my Snapchat
>She snaps me every day for a week
>Assume she just wants to be friends and im alright with that, but would definitely smash
>She send me a snap saying "I think I like you"
>I dodge it for a while and beat around the bush for 4 hours
>Even ask "what kind of like"
>Tell her goodnight
>Sends me another snap "goodnight, and its like like kind of like since you asked earlier"
>I really don't want to be falling into some kind of trap or something
What do??
don't do something ultra autistic.
Guys I don't think I have too long to respond help
Just reply something like, "thats good to know" *winky face emoji*
"Penis in vagina -like?"
Don't be a fucking pussy and just move forward. You got this anon
>>28713173
That's no help
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me I'm so fucked if I do this alone
Just drill some new pussy anon.
>>28713109
Just keep acting the same way you always have with her.
you sound like a normie so I don't really understand why you need our advice
send her a snapchat of you flaccid penis hanging out the fly with the text *unzips dick*
>>28713206
Yeah. Don't reply at all, when you see her in person just make some plans.
say you weren't expecting that because it's unusual for girls you like to feel the same way :ok_hand:
>>28713109
I'm lurking this shit
I wish I could help but I'm sure I'm more pathetic than OP
>>28713109
a girl finally likes you
go for it
"I like you too. let's [insert whatever cultural meeting place suits your ethnicity and social status]"
go for it anon I believe in you
>>28713221
No that's the problem, I don't know how I got this far unless it's some kind of joke but it seems like too much of an effort to me at the same time
>19
>First time a girl has told me they like me since kindergarten
>>28713109
i'm guessing you're not even a virgin you normie shit
so just be yourself
>>28713109
Do you live in New Zealand?
>>28713250
Yes I am
>>28713254 no
>>28713109
Fall for it.
Either you get stacy, or fall in a bottomless pit of darkness and despair and will never fall for it again.
>>28713248
Do you like her? Just say thanks and that you might like her too. Before she responds, ask if she wants to go to some normie place with you on a date or whatever.
>>28713268
you're fucked then
virgins disgust women
tell her you are a virgin
if she's still up for it, which i doubt she'll be
she's a keeper
>>28713287
She already knows
>>28713236
bruh this. thisssss oooone! hope yer paying attention OP.
>>28713287
Fuck off dude.
No one really gives a shit. This sort of thinking is part of what keeps robots down.
Normies do enough shit, don't put needless worry into this robot's head.
>>28713312
what are you waiting for you fucking fuck
if she's okay with it just go with the flow
and stop sperging out
from you asking here "wat do"
i already know you don't deserve what is happening to you
>>28713325 too late
>>28713237 did something like this just said
>I wasn't expecting that really
>>28713334
>getting his self esteem shit on in front of a woman
>needless worry
lolno
which is why i advised to rip the bandage by text
but this is meaningless since she knows
>>28713340
That's the problem, there's no way shes serious it makes no sense, all I've done is make a few jokes and try my hardest not to speed out but I still leak autism sometimes
>>28713355
For someone who clearly hates women you give the way too much credit. They aren't evil masterminds they're for the most part pretty easy to control desu.
>>28713381
maybe
>>28713378
there's always the possibility she's a decent girl
either that or you are good looking enough for her
go for it.
its prolly not a joke if it is come here and we will all laugh about it.
imo rewards > risk
dont you think so?
>>28713248
>19
Fucking late bloomer just go fuck her and get on with your normie life, and leave /r9k/ afterwards. People like you piss me off.
also I dont regret not one approach I made.
But I do regret chances that fell in my lap and I didnt take 'em.
26kv, you dont wanna end up in that situ t b q h. and u will if u keep pussing out.
if its a joke so what? who gives a fuck, dont be soft
common man... 19 for Gods sake.
live a little
>>28713109
(Radio static) Insert penis into vagina, I repeat, Insert penis into vagina. Over and out. (More static)
>>28713425
>>28713469
>>28713462
Alright boys remember this thread I'll update you with a response soon or later
Here, have this for my autism and your time
>>28713517
I'll be waiting OPie
>>28713247
This. This. This. This. This. This. This.
Normie here. Do this. Don't do here too seriously. Even if it's some bad joke it's worth to try. Don't try to justify yourself.
