Welp, wasted $27 on Mega Millions tickets and won nothing.
Also spent $20 on Powerball, and I'd be perfectly happy with winning that. Even the California super lotto jackpot would be enough to make me financially liberated for life in moderate luxury without having to work much or at all.
You have a better chance of Obama and Putin suddenly deciding you've been a naughty boy and showing up to your house to spank you with socks full of 18th century british coins than you do of winning that shit.
>playing the lottery
Think of all the people out there who have girlfriends and have sex. You're chances are higher to get that even though you're a robot. And yet you play the lottery.
>>28712230
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>>28712142
got a better chance of dying alone
That's it, goyim, keep chasing after that lucky break! One day, you might win even a tenth of my wealth!
>10:45PM and winner/jackpot results still not in
>>28712142
I feel your struggle. I spent $40 on megamillions and another $30 on powerball just this drawing. At this point I am ashamed to go in and buy so many at one time. Sometimes I think about taking my savings and spending it all on the lotto but sadly I'm too pussy to do it.
>>28712142
if you win will you spend some millions on commissioning a statue to be built of elliot in his honor?
>>28712445
Also here's a fat stack of all my losers this month
>>28712142
go to /r9k/ and get info on how to get neetbux. Then become a neet in a shit apartment and survive out of maruchan and shitposting like the rest of us
>>28712142
Why not spend it on online gambling instead? If you have some self control, that is.
>>28712445
living in the city I can just go to places like certain CVS that have lottery vending machines in the back of the store, or just buy 5 tickets at a time to not look suspicious. Alternately you can just tell the 7-11 clerk its for your work pool.
>>28712475
No, but I will advocate autism awareness, self-healing of depression, and acceptance of a celibate lifestyle for /r9k/ netizens.
>>28712517
I throw mine away so I don't have to see how much I lost or other people to discover how big my gambling addiction is. I am open about playing the lottery but downplay just how much I splurge on it.
>>28712573
All I qualify for is medicaid, disabled bus fare discount and special assistance for finding a wageslave job and shitty apartment, but they won't give me autismbux or other living subsidies even though I'm diagnosed aspergers
>>28712574
too murky and unregulated. If I have a winning lottery ticket the government pays me the money. Online gambling I'd be exposing myself to all sorts of hackers and scammers and their automated software- hence why NEETs can't even compete in the day trading game- its dominated by literal robots designed by tech and finance savants.
