>tfw no mommy gf
If you got one, tell us how. If you want one, tell is how badly.
YOU STUPID SADISTIC FUCKING WHORE
TIME FOR YOU TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY GET READY TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28711797
I'm 19 and cute so if I show interest in an older woman they usually mack on me. There is one around an hour a way that's freaking obsessed with me and it's a bit odd desu famalam
I'm 21 now and about to marry my 37 year old fiancee. We were dating when I was 19.
Does that count?
>>28711881
Depends. Ever do any roleplaying?
>>28712003
Like mother/son?
No not really. We used a lot of toys for fun though.
how do i get mommy gf
should I walk around with a "milf hunter" cap like my brother did
>>28711881
But why though? I cant imagine you too have much in common with an entire decade of age difference she was in high school when you were born.
>>28712299
I love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Honestly, if you saw pictures of us, you wouldn't be able to tell she was older. AF/WM couple by the way.
>>28712356
Utter fucking degeneracy
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>>28712375
Why? Because she isn't white? She's Asian.
We are very traditional and want to raise a family together. She will cook and clean for me while I work and then she will be a housewife while we raise our kids.
No degeneracy.
>>28712427
>having kids for the first time at 37
Enjoy your autism or trisomy
>>28712427
Raising mixed children is fucking disgusting.
How can you even rationalize shitting on both of your heritages like that is beyond me. Seriously, it's a special kind of disgracefulness.
>>28712427
Please marry her to breed the next generation of Elliots
A hapa born from an older woman is a ticking timebomb of autistic fury
>>28712427
>racemixed kids at 37
do NOT do that. Those kids have a higher chance of mental illness and deformities than brother-sister incest. Also, the world needs no more hapas.
>We are very traditional
>interracial couple
rethink your life, you are still young
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>>28712453
>honey I need to cancel our wedding 2 weeks before the wedding after 12 months of engagement cause these guys on 4chan called us degenerates
??????
>>28712611
You shouldn't need fucking 4chan to tell you this, you should have figured it out by yourself.
Can a mommy gf help you break out of hikki-NEETdom?
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>>28712611
This, what a pity.
>>28711797
I have a loli/mommy gf who is moving in with me soon. Ask me anything.
>>28712453
i'm mixed, fuck you scum. My black father was a fighter pilot and my white mother was a teacher and both better people than you'll ever be.
Asians are a top-tier race; even Hitler approved of them. There is nothing wrong with committing miscegeny with them.
>>28712682
>I have a loli/mommy gf
A what?
A mommy with a loli or a mommy who plays both the role of mommy and loli (how is that even possible)?
>>28712685
Poor nigger baby. Did I strike a nerve? I could not give less of a shit what kind of people your parents were, they decided to ruin their legacy and more than 100 years of tradition at least to produce your sickly, think-skinned coon ass. Get triggered more please.
>>28712733
Also, shame you'll never know what it feels like to be born to parents that didn't have latent mental issues. Feels damn good to be white. Shame your whore mother couldn't find a decent man of her own race to produce a son with or maybe we could have been good friends.
>>28712705
Yeah it seems impossible, but it really does exist. She is 4 foot ten and I am 6 foot 2. Lolis are sweet and that makes it perfect for them to be a mommy.
>>28712752
I wonder what one of your great great grandfathers on your mother's side would have said if you told him his descendant would be a fucking darkie.
>>28712682
what are some hot things she does for you?
>>28711797
I don't remember Kate being that fertile.
>>28712799
She holds my head near her chest, strokes my arms and my back, and let's me suck on her breasts until I go to sleep. She also cooks everyday for me in an apron.
>>28711797
Tfw no mommy to tell me to brush my teeth and go to bed on time
Tfw she will never eye gaze with you and just smile because she loves you so much and you cant control your overflowing emotions and just sigh at a lost of words
