>tfw I thought I was 6 feet tall for years
>I've been 5'5" the entire time
>>28711329
>tfw I thought I was 6 feet tall for years
>I've been 5 feet 11 15/16 inches the entire time
>tfw I'm not lying
I'm 5'6 and I could destroy every single one of you with 1 finger
>>28712228
Angry chihuahua spotted
>>28711329
That chart is off.
I'm 5'11" and dwarfed by me friends of 6'2" and 6'3"
>>28711329
im 6'2"
still growing, hoping for that sweet sweet 6'3"
I have a pretty broad shouldered build too so i could probably pull off 6'4" without being lanky
tfw I still pass by groups of chads at college who are all 6'4" and make me feel like a manlet even though all my friends are 5'7"-6'0"
>>28711329
This is a chart for asians, here's the one for white people
>tfw thought i was 6'2
>tfw 6'1
humiliating feel desu
>>28712629
where is the one for niggers
I thought for years I was 5'11" but im actually 5'9" i just found out. I think years of slumping in my chair are why, though. My lower back has a kink in it and i cant sit straight at all.
I'm assuming that chart is for old times where people were short as fuck?
>look it up it's true, people are getting way taller, i'm the tallest/youngest one in my family by like 5 inches
>be 5'4
>tell people I'm 6' when they ask how tall I am, even when irl
>always get weird ass looks
>don't care because I'm going to convince myself I'm 6'
>put that I'm 6' on my driver's license and no one caught on
>I am now legally 6'
>>28711329
move everything up by about 2 or 3 inches and it makes much more sense. i got a feeling whoever made this is 5 10 and tells himself hes got the perfect height
p's wallace was 6 5
>5'3
My waifu is taller than me
>6'5"
>when girls ask me how tall I am I say I'm 6'1"
>they believe it
>my 5'10" friends suddenly look like midgets to them
>be 5'5" for first 23 years of my life
>start writing 5'6" on forms/documents
>now 5'6"
>>28711329
>assume I was 5'10 forever
>measure myself
>I'm 5'6
i just want to die
I'm 5'9.5". How screwed or set am I?
>5'5"
>Want to fuck tall girls
Why, God?
>>28711329
>>28712228
>>28712524
>>28712629
>>28712683
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>>28713142
these are meant to be ironic, right?
Instead of "Consider suicide" go "Consider Crusade"
Take fornicated from the meme,
>>28713148
>be 5'6"
>current gf is 5'10"
>previous gf was 5'9"
It's not hard if you're not an autistic sperglord.
>>28713174
Why are you on this board if you aren't one? Go back to /b/
I am 6' 1", people are still taller than me, feels bad man.
>>28713203
Oh look it's an "r9k was made for autistic virgin retards" episode.
>>28713224
Whoops, meant to quote >>28713199, sorry friend.
>>28713199
Why are you on this board? Go back to wizchan.
>>28713224
b-b-b-but I am a virgin.
>>28713270
Why haven't you done something about it?
>be me
>5'6"
>in shitty anthropology class for gen-ed credits
>whenever he's discussing sexual dimorphism, faggot hippie professor goes out of his way to state that he is the normal male height, at 5'10"
>several months into the class, stand next to him for the first time
>I literally tower over him
>i'm 5'6"
>mfw
If I knew it was that easy to lie, I would have started telling people I was 5'7" a long time ago.
>>28713343
Well, I have had many chances, just too god damn autistic to say "yes".
Like I had a chance in high school, twice really. Turned down both, A. one was a roasty, and a massive slut.
B. The other one was clingy as fuck. Didn't want to start dating any one before I got a job and a car.
The next two chances was went i was at my first job.
One girl flat out, said she would take my virginity. So a year or so after that, she invited me to her house to "fix her T.V.".
so as a nice fucking guy, I came in to check it out. The T.V. ended up being fine. So she said" want to watch some jersey shore?"
I said "no" and left. Like a fucking retard.
The second time at the same job, there was a cute girl me and my friend liked. Didn't want to push it because, my friend liked her, and she smoked weed.
I am picky as fuck. just want to wait till I can find a girl that likes anime and guns. Which will take till the end of time. I am 23 at this point, I am considering turning into a wizard.
>tfw thought I was 5'9" for the past 3 years or so
>measure myself a few days ago
>am 6'0"
made it
>>28713157
Ohhhhhh dear ive got bad news for ya
>Thought I was 6'1"
>Am 5'10"
The only option is suicide.
>>28712629
This chart is bullshit, the average height in America is like 5'10" for men, maybe even 5'9". As long as you're taller than a girl by more than a couple inches you can lie your ass off and tell her you're whatever height you want.
>>28712701
It's not really, the average height hasn't increased since we've had access to excessive amounts of food. All of our nutritional goals are met, so we grow to the normal maximum height of humans. We're not just going to keep increasing in size, we're not designed to be much larger than we currently are, which is why the extremely tall have massive health issues.
>>28711329
>be me
>be 5'6"
AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!
>>28713607
Come on anon, that chart's obviously bullshit, and everyone here knows the average for white males is like 5'9.5" in America. You're buying into the bait, and everyone knows these charts are bait by now.
My opinion on what's optimum for male heights is in reality anything from a little bit above average, so 5'10, up to about 6'3. Above that you start looking lanky unless you're really well built, and have issues with cars and seats on buses, that sort of shit. Generally though you're not going to be looked upon badly as long as you're in the average range.
>>28713633
How old are you and how many girls have you fucked?
>>28713666
24
3, almost four but it was too cold to get it up.
>>28713437
I'm 5'6 but I always tell people I'm 5'7.
Actually, I bought myself those shoes with thick insoles, so when I wear them I'm taller than 5'7, so sometimes when I say I'm 5'7 girls are like "you're lying, I'm 5'7, and you're at least an inch taller than me"
I hate being ~6'3" (I think that's the conversion at least) to be honest.
just realized that most of my clothes are actually too small now (long ass arms). I never noticed because I wear the same few things ever day but even those are getting all fucked up one way or the other now.
buying clothes is the worst when you're tall and poor and I don't feel like doing that right now.
>>28714334
It can be similarly challenging for those of us short and thin when most clothes are cut to suit the bloated landwhales,
>>28714334
>>28714382
This tbqfh familia
Being around 5'7 and 120 pounds, sometimes I need to buy clothes in teens section because I can't find S or XS size in the adult one.
>>28714459
The coat that I am wearing right now is an Extra-Large Boys, Only 49.50 at Old Navy!
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>>28711329
>people see thou
>thou
>>28711329
There should be a grill eqivalent so the taller ones will be seen as inferior.
>didn't give a shit about height for years
>one day some random kid in my class tells me I'm pretty tall
>suddenly something in my brain clicks and I've had weird mental height issues my whole life despite being 6'3 and never at all feeling 'small' in my life
>>28714832
You could always pretend to be King Kong or Godzilla and wreck things.
>>28711329
When will they learn?
Origiwigi comenti
>thought I was 5'11
>actually about 5'9.75
I went from just on the cusp of normal to ultra Manlet in one fell swoop.
>>28713110
>be 5'11
>talking to some 5'7ish guy
>inevitably the subject of height comes up
>he says he is just below 5'9
>I say I'm about the same with a completely straight face
>he starts saying how I must be like 6'1 and mismeasured
>nope
>mfw I probably ruined some estatting faggots life that day
>>28714980
Rocks are meant to be small, boulders on the other hand...
>Be 5'10
>talking to grandpa
>he tells me he is 6'1
>mfw he is shorter than me
I mean yeah he has probably shrunk a little but there was never a day in his life where he was taller than 5'10. Senile fuck.
>>28715183
>Be 5'11
>Tell people this
>ANON YOU ARE DEFINITELY TALLER THAN 6ft!
>IM 6ft!
No you aren't you fucking liars.
>be thinking I am 5'10 for years
>am actually 6'4
Plan on killing myself
>tfw forced to give myself an extra inch or two since every 5'10-5'11 asshole calls themselves 6'
>>28715236
Pretty much. I am just below 5'11 (179cm) so I say 5'10 and people always dispute it saying I must be around 6ft. Bizarre. One dude who was literally exactly the same height as me once said he was just over 6'1, I don't even have the nerve to claim 5'11 so I don't know how people can add so much to their height with a straight face.
how much is 186cm?
>thought i was 6'4
>actually only 6'3.5
>>28715339
6'1, king of manlets tier
you're jsut below the cutoff, sorry kys
>>28711329
>mfw two inches upon six feet
>mfw seventeen stone
Killeth me
>>28715339
2.5cm per inch
work it out
>be me, 16
>havent been measured in a while
>go and donate blood
>nurses measure me properly
>mfw i'm 6'3
>>28712756
nice king of the lanknets
>>28715378
lol im still not done growing tho
>>28713224
Oh look it is the "r9k was made for autistic pedophile orbiters" episode
>>28715444
Was at the hospital when I was about 13 to get surgery.
>tfw getting measured by the nurses and all the cute student nurses gather around and laugh about how tall I am and how they all need to stand on their tip-toes just to measure me.
>>28715531
Stop, right now stop.... I wish I was taller than 6 feet. Being average is the worst. It's not unique.
>>28715647
It sucks being over 6 feet
>>28715647
The dude could have been 5'6 anon, it's a young boy in hospital about to have surgery, of course the nurses are going to be talking him up to make him feel good about himself instead of terrified and like he's in an alien space about to be knocked out and sliced up by a stranger.
>>28715839
Neh I was about 6 foot or so at the time. I only grew to be 6'3 but I was a very early bloomer. My voice had broken by that point and my dick has barely grown since then.
>>28715647
Don't feel too sad, brother. I'm what you'd call a "failed normie" I've had every oppurtunity in life to improve myself or to at least fix something no matter how small. Problem is I just don't care, or sometimes I care too much and end up making things worse. I have nobody to blame but myself.
>>28715926
I mean, that's definitely taller than I assumed for a 13 year old, and you were definitely a tall kid, but they just crowded around you for the reasons I said, I'm 6' and don't really get comments on it from doctors or nurses. They all use those things on the wall anyway, so it's simple to measure anyone under like 220cm with it. Might be different wherever you are.
>>28715398
im 5'11 and 13.5 stone, the worst part is thats after excericising for 4 months, i must have been fucking huge
>tfw I thought I was 6ft2-6ft1 up until 2 months ago
>tfw measured and actually 5ft11-6'0
>tfw tell people I'm 5'10-5'11because of social autism
I need to get my story straight, m8s.
Ofcourse, I could just continue the charade and tell people I'm 5'9-5'10.
>tfw I thought I was 5'5 tall for years
>I've been 3 inches tall the entire time
