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post your stats, lets see if you belong on /r9k/ or not. >gender
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post your stats, lets see if you belong on /r9k/ or not.

>gender
male
>age
28
>sex
0
>job
neet
>>
>>28710886
>g
m
>a
20
>s
hahaha
>j
I wash farm trucks.
>>
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
0ive had 2 sex
>job
community college
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
22
>sex
1, gf of 3 years going on 4
>job
graduate student, chemistry
>>
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>Gender
Male is the only correct answer here.
>Age
19
>Sex
Haven't even been kissed or hugged romantically before, much less scored.
>Job
NEET.
>>
>post your stats
M 24 KV NEET
>>
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>gender
Male
>age
22
>sex
10
>job
Customer service in a call center
>>
>gender
male of course
>age
20 of course
>sex
just fucked one girl so far but multiple times, but I am going to fuck my second one this very weekend
>job
some fucking robot souless job, pays me 2.50 US$ a fucking hour
>>
>Gender
Male

>Age
19

>Sex
One

>Occupation
Restaurant Server
>>
>>28711131
Where do you live that you make that much?
>>
>>28711131
Where do you live that you can be paid so little?
>>
>>28711174
>>28711177

Brazil, I get like 500 US$ a month, a little bit more than that actually. It's what most people get here, someone that gets paid 1000 US$ a month is considered "sucessful"
>>
>>28710886


>gender
male
>age
27
>sex
34all hookers
>job
machine operator/forklift
underpaid as fuck
>>
>>28711228
What is your expenses if you were to just pay rent and eat a healthy diet?
>>
>>28710886
>gender
Male
>age
19
>sex
yes, lost count of number of girls
>job
Busser at a fancy restaurant, I hate it though
>>
>gender
female
>age
20
>sex
4
>job
neuroscience undergraduate
>>
>>28711273

Rent here is mostly 250 US$ more or less, but it's always like half of your salary or more, and groceries are more expensive than ever right now, everything is triple the price than 10 years ago, but the salary still the same, I dunno man, someone that lives alone will never have money to actually enjoy life, will live to work and eat, never leaving the place he was born.
>>
Male
20
0
Neet with no welfare or income of any kind
>>
>I
>don't
>do
>fucking
>survey
>threads

Fuck you OP your threads don't contribute anything useful
>>
>>28711020
Male 24 khv stocker
>>
>>28710886
>gender
Male
>age
20
>sex
Zero (0)
>job
le college meme
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
29
>sex
0
>job
none

>>28711131
>$2.50
that sounds pretty based, I'd like to know where I can find a job that pays me that well
>>
>>28710886
>male
>19
>do I have it? how many times? I have a gf
>NEET
>>
>>28711328
>4
ok, now add oral and fingering and see what happens.
>>
>>28711422
eh still same number if I'm counting people
>>
>male
>22
>about once a week, frequently more
>working on campus as i finish my major. making about $15 hourly, which is good enough for a student job
>>
male
22
0
22 hrs/wk minimum wage
>>
>gender
male
>age
22
>sex
3, 8/10 gf right now
>job
park ranger
>>
>male
>26
>sex maybe like six times with three different girls
>cashier at grocery store and reservist in air force
>>
>>28710886
Male
25 years old
Zero sexual experience
Accountant
>>
>gender
Male

>age
19

>sex
0

>job
Soldier
>>
Female
31
5 years since sex
Biochemistry
>>
>gender
male
>age
20
>sex
no
>job
none

this should be the base requirement for being a robot anyway
>>
>gender
male
>age
28
>sex
0
>job
Once in a while. Not totally NEET but dont have a full time job I hold for too long, either.

People think I'm a normie at first glance, but I am far from it.
>>
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>male
>18
>0
>Cashier at Office Depot

not too bad imho, especially when compared to you guys
>>
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>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
13, 2 were GF
>job
Firefighter

Just be yourself, robots
>>
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>Gender
m
>Age
18
>sex
steady punk gf
>job
full time cashier at shoppers drug mart
>mfw i realize i dont belong here
>>
>male
>18
>1
>chick-fil-a employee

but I like this board
>>
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>>28711664
you're not the only one desu.

you normie have pouted my /r9k/ beyond repair.
i can't really make you leave, so i'll go.

this will be my last thread
>>
>>28711612
here.

Damn, am I seriously one of the only few ones in their late 20s here?

I started coming to 4chan since I was 19 but didnt think I had outgrown the general community already.
>>
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>male
>24
>0
>neet
>>
Normie here. Nothing like R9K. I enjoy robot company.
Working 5 days a week is hard. Gotta make cash for you to get those neetbux. Women won't touch my ass bc I'm not a "professional", or a NEET Chad.
>>
>>28711597
Why did Chad leave you?
>>
>>28711738
Same-ish.

>March 2006 (16 at the time) I discovered 4chan
>Been on ever since

I've gone from a robot to a normie to a cyborg, losing weight and gaining friends with my military career.

There aren't many of us originals left dude.
>>
Gender: f
Age: 22
Sex: 0
Job: cleaner/server
>>
Male
age: 18
Sex: got my dick sucked but no poon entrance
Job: Grocery stocker
>>
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>>28710886
>gender
m
>age
26
>sex
2
>job
failing med school

when does it get better?
>>
>>28711478
You let your dog lick you?
>>
>>28711328
Where do you go to school?
>>
>>28711848
"She" had a thread about it already, please don't encourage this shit.
>>
>>28711781
>There aren't many of us originals left dude.

Yeah, I'm started to seriously believe it now.

I wonder whats happened with people that used to post in the mid-late 00s.. Most probably killed themselves already.
>>
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
0
>job
unifag
>>
>gender
male
>age
18
>sex
absolutely not
>job
f-fast food
>>
>>28711720
official alpha here making sure the door hits you on the way out. u lil bitch
>>
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>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
4
>job
online passive income, NEET, inheritance

anxiety&depression, living with mommy currently, on off benzo addiction

who else /scumbag/?
>>
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gender: male
age: 25
sex: KV
job: cleaning empty houses

no friends, no gf, my car needs new parts pretty soon
>>
>>28711848
nah
>>28711865
uk
>>28711875
not too sure of this context, this is first time I've posted on here for a few years, I should probably stop myself from coming back
>>
>>28711228
are you using current dolar? if so you get 1500R$? thats a lot unless you're married. also tell me what job and how you got it
>>
>>28712102
I meant the dog thread, if that wasn't you, then disregard.
>>
>>28712114
disregard I shall
>>
>>28710886
I don't belong anymore, but still come here to remind myself of where I was, and not to be a dick to robots.

To answer the questions:

>Gender
Male
>Age
34
>Sex
14 partners prior to getting married
>Job
Operations manager with the 2nd largest MSO in the US
>>
>gender: manly man

>age: 20

>sex: only anime sex

>job: uni, never employed
>>
>>28710886
>male

>26

>4

>shitty residential/commercial cleaning job while I'm looking for something in my field because I got fired from my last job
>>
>>28712149
Damn dude I'm the brain resources commander general for the FLI FLA ltd. inc. corp. off. #4957 South, we should network baby have lunch maybe create some synergy in dem glutes wink wink nudge nudge eat Tren and Clen hard *brofist*
>>
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>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
enough to lose count
>job
unemployed, gf models
>>
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>>28710886
>g
m
>a
22
>sex
girl tried to kiss me on neck, got really nervous and told her i had to feed my hampster, i have no hampster. another time 3 girls tried to sex me, i thought i didnt believe it and was paranoid i would be pranked by the bullies and jocks of the school
>job
making sure i dont kill myself everyday, NEET
>>
>>28710886
male
25
1 partner, probably had sex 1200 times
work at a big drug factory at a desk
>>
>>28712262
LIES LIES LIES LIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Gender - male

Age - 22

Sex - 2

Job - sales manager of a catering company

Free food too, save thousands a year on groceries
>>
>gender
male
>age
24
>sex
2 girlfriends, 4 total sexual partners, plus some threesomes
>job
teacher/tutor
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
0
>job
student
>>
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Obligatory for all the normalfags here
>>
>>28710886

>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
6 partners
>job
still in college
>>
>>28712400
Eat dick. You are nothing but entertainment, and I will have a laugh.

I own this board, you're the crusty cum in my sock, I'm the big dick. I'm an ocean, you're nothing but a grain of sand.

I manipulate your every step. Cry, you bitch ass faggot.
>>
>gender
male
>age
20
>sex
0
>job
0
>>
>gender
M
>age
20
>sex
closest I got was holding hands platonically for one dance in 7th grade while I was absolutely terrified thanks to a condition with my hands
>job
College student
>>
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>>28712438

you'll need some higher quality bait, big guy.
>>
>>28710886
male
33
nope
neet

lvl 33 wiz
>>
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>>28711815
got to enter med school

you fags will complain no matter what
>>
>Gender
Male
>age
22
>sex
46 not including whores
>job
Around 65k a year.

Didn't have sex until I was 18 though.
>>
>male
>24
>0
>neet
come the fuuuuuuuuck at me
>>
>>28710886
male
27
0
neet
6'2"
68 kg
>>
>>28712527
6'2 and 68kg fucking hell eat some food and go to the gym you rake cunt.
>>
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>>28710886
>All these fat fuck Americans
>mfw laughing my ass off

America is inherently a shit country.

The USA wishes it were like Canada.

Because you people are inherently evil.

I wish there would be a movie where my country, the much more superior CANADA, triumphs over the US

But alas, the fat fucks (you specifically) allow themselves to triumph over the rest because they are fat stupid children

Fuck you America

Fuck you for the world wars

Fuck you for Robbing my country of a culture

Fuck you for spreading your degeneracy to the rest of the world

Fuck you for bombing the Middle East

Fuck you for drone strikes

Fuck you not helping Canada in the fire were having right now

Fuck you for Trump

Fuck you for ruining Europe by creating ISIS

Fuck you for 3rd wave feminism

Fuck you for spreading estrogen in the water and making girls grow breasts at the age of 9

Fuck you for normalizing the brutality and racism against blacks and brown people from the police

FUCK YOU FOR ALL OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS

And FUCK YOU FOR NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT CANADA IS BETTER THAN AMERICA

One day America...

One FUCKING day.

Fucking fat fucks.
>>
>>28712544
I'm actually fairly skinny/fit/

bmi is 19, that's in the healthy range, you burgerian.
>>
>>28712553
Go smoke some more weed, faggot.
>>
>>28712507
>46
They're whores lol
>>
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
3, 1 female and 2 males
>job
community college student and all around existential blunder
>>
>>28710886
>Mimplying
>19
>0
>neet
>>
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>gender
Male
>age
19
>sex
like 2 years ago
>job
civil engineering

pic related. Can i make it bros?
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
never
>job
neet

As robot as it can get
>>
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>gender
male

>age
26

>sex
no

>job
no
>>
>male
>21
>implying
>implying

Turns out I'm overqualified.
>>
>g
Male
>a
19
>s
4
>j
Shift leader at a pizza place
>>
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>male
>21
>never
>still in uni (pharmacy), slightly starting to fail at it
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
26
>sex
4 partners in total
>job
student

Fuck your judgmental attitude.
>>
>>28713347
If it's pizza hut how's life working in a grease trap?
>>
>gender
male

>age
24

>sex
one time, I fucked a prostitute when I was 22

>job
Yes i have a full time job, literally the only thing I'm happy with in my life
>>
>gender
male

>age
25

>sex
1 awkward, unsatisfying fuck in hs

>job
nope
>>
>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
0^googolplex
>job
student

God I want to drop out so fucking bad.
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
24
>sex
0
>job
shitty dead-end job
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
22
>sex
i've had 1 gf like 5 years ago and thats it
>job
studying
>>
>>28713034
lose the meme haircut and you might have a shot
>>
>>28713401
Glad I'm not the only overaged student who managed to get a small amount of pooch in this place
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
Male.
>Age
18
>Sex
None, does it fucking matter?
>Job
Student, taking the IB diploma
>>
>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
4
>job
40 hours a week
>>
>gender
male
>age
30, old fag oldfag
>sex
~10 girls, hundreds of times I guess
>job
student for 12 years
>>
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>>28710886

>gender
Male
>age
18
>sex
0 KHSV
>job
Student
>>
>>28713788
>khsv
S?
Kissless obviously
Handholdless obviously
S? Idk
>>
>gender
male
>age
28
>sex
Steady sex from the past 6 years, not weekly but not a single month without. Not in a relationship.
>job
Work in a permanent position doing what I do for a hobby on average pay, so it doesn't even feel like working.

>tfw no gf
>>
>gender
Male
>Age
21
>Sex
5
>job
Part time Security guard, part time army (NG), full time student
>>
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>gender
Male

>age
twentyfour

>sex
nine..
although, me and a buddy ran a train on his gf at the time. He came in her and I wasn't done yet and was just drunk enough to say 'fuck it', and I slammed my rock-hard erection into his cum that filled her void of a pussy.

>job
mechanic/musician/community college
>>
>>28714089
>this is the kind of shit poor people do in their free time
This is why poor people have such high fertility rates, they are stupid and do shit like you and your friends do
>>
>>28713820
What's ur hobby anon?
>>
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>gender
man child
>age
23
>sex
1, I still think about her every day even though it was 3 years ago and she really wasn't that into me since I am a brain dead autist type
>job
neet
>>
>>28714115

That's beside the point, won't feed you ammo to diminish my accomplishments. I'm happy and content, maybe one day I'll have my own company in the business :)
>>
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Not entirely related:
>just flapped to MLP rule 34 shit and I've never even watched a full episode of that shit intentionally but damn, those little ponies (heh) are kinda sexy.

Wtf is wrong with me??
>>
>>28714173
Genuinely interested mate. I'm trying to get on ur lvl.
>>
>>28714214

Yeah no, not with that line. I work in IT, that's all you get.
>>
>>28714247
Ooooh baby, you're teasing me with the tip...
>>
>30
>married
>wageslave

I've been here since 2009 when I was a early twenties virgin neet.
>>
>gender
mtf degenerate
>age
19
>sex
2. One was an icky girl though, I don't count that.
>job
student
>>
>>28711328
Got kik ?

Neurology is my dream and I have questions .
>>
>>28713558
i just showered so it's fluffy n shit, normally i make it look half decent
>>
>>28710886
You already posted my stats.
>>
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>gender
female
>age
23
>sex
Never ever and never will
>job
Group home (I hate my job)
>>
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>gender
Male
>age
29
>sex
0
>job
Medical intern
>>
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>>28710886

>gender
male
>age
27
>sex
0
>job
webdev


>height
1.7m / 5.7f
>>
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>>28715865
Fuck off Tracy. Female my ass.
>>
M
24
kv
student
>>
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>>28716027
At least it's not Stacy whore I guess
>>
30
M
Yup
Pilot
>>
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>gender
Male
>age
20+
>sex
Kissless
>job
NEET

if your post doesn't meet this criteria, close the reply window and get the fuck off this board.
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
Male
>Age
23
>Sex
12
>Job
Uni student
>>
>Gender
Male
>Age
19
>Sex
0
>Job
NEET
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
0
>job
neet
>friends
0
>hobbies
anime, video games
>height
6'3
>weight
75kg
>race/country
white australia
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
Male

>Age
25

>Sex
Nope

>Job
Night security guard
>>
>gender
man
>age
24
>sex
none
>job
NEET, live-in carer
>>
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>>28710886
>GENDER
Male
>AGE
20
>SEX
1
>JOB
Airport Construction Guard
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
As in amount of people I had sex with? 1
>job
Technically a student but I spent 3 month in a mental hospital so idk what's up with my place at the university
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
29
>sex
2 times with prozzies
>job
NEET because I have enough money saved up
>>
>g
m
>age
23
>sex
5 girls, lost count on the times
>job
web dev at startup

I feel robotic in my soul though
>>
> "robots" under the age of graduating
come back later
> "robots" with >0 sex
never come back
>>
>gender
MALE

>Sex
With right hand only

>Age
26(just 4 years to go wizard)

Occupation
>Engineer

>fml
>>
>gender
Male
>age
19
>Sex
no
>Occupation
Student, aspiring software engineer (e.g. future neet)
>>
>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
0
>job
40hr week minimum wagecuck
>>
>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
0
>job
uni
>color
non-white
>>
WHY DO NORMIES TORTURE US SO?
WHY WHY WHY?
CAN'T THEY FUCKING LEAVE IF THEY HAD SEX? THEY WILL NEVER BE ROBOT
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
Make

Age
>19

Sex
>If I put any effort in then probably

>Job
Soldier/Uni
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
40 girls
>job
overnight stocking at target
>>
>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
2
>job
software engineer
>>
>>28710886
>>28710886
Male

26

Literal countless times. 10-20 times with short term HS gf. Semi daily sex for about 8months in uni relationship. Visited at least 60 escorts in my life. Legitimately don't know how many exactly, I tried to write a list last year but I know I'm blanking on some. About 25 hookups from adult friend finder and random dating apps. Daily sex for the past two years with current gf.
I'm an engineer
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>gender
male

>age
25

>sex
1 gf for 6 1/2 years, did everything that you would expect. Was a good time.

>job
Just got offered a job this morning as a key holder in a toy shop. I'm excited to get started, seems a comfy role.

Pic related me and ex gf.
>>
>male
>19
>0
>None but I'm on college
>>
Female

23

2 guys so far

I work as a shift manager at arbys
>>
>28710886
>post your stats, lets see if you belong on /r9k/ or not.

>gender
Male
>>age
21
>>sex
Only hookers
>>job
>NEET
>>
>>28711253
Why don't you find a girlfriend?
>>
>>28710886
male
23
0
neet
>>28711328
best job ever
>>
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>>28712553
Weight isn't even part of the stats you stupid fuck

Go drown in maple syrup faggot
>>
>>28718139

I used to want one.

But honestly, now I just want to get my dick wet.

Even the hookers have caught me tuning them out when they try make small talk.
>>
>>28710886
Gonna spoiler everything that could "trigger" robots.

>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
yes, 2 women in total. I have a gf, had one FWB relationship in the past and had a threesome with gf and ex-FWB.
>job
I work in IT, making roughly 2250$/Month.
>>
>gender

male

>age

almost 30

>sex
0

>job

neet

>hobbies

none
>>
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>gender
male
>age
22 turning 23 on the 27th
>sex
I had a pretty horny GF for a while, but she was psycho
>Job
Cashier at a damn Grocery store

>mfw my life may seem like shit, but it could be worse
>>
>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
0
>job
uni student
>>
>gender
male
>age
18
>sex
0
>job
NEET right now, hopefully going back to school in the fall
>>
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>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
20
>sex
0
>job
student
>>
male
20
0
waiter-barista-barkeeper/student
>>
>gender
male
>age
18
>sex
0
>job
still studying
>>
>>28714739
username is PaisleyPuyo, feel free to send over your questions :)
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male

>age
26

>sex
none. not even a hug or any intimate contact with any female apart from my mother. not even my family relatives or grandparents.

>job
THE GUARDIAN OF MY BEDROOM
>>
>gender
male

>age
22

>sex
7 during junior high. became a recluse NEET after that

>job
working on high school diploma
>>
>>28710886

>gender
female
>age
26
>sex
0
>job
neet
>>
>Male
>20
>Virgin, but apathetic about it
>Minimum wage
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
0
>job
RAAF pilot
>>
>gender
male
>age
21
>sex
lost my v to my roommates ex-gf as her rebound 2 weeks ago. dunno how i feel about that.
>job
college
>>
>gender
female
>age
22
>sex
1, going on 5 years now
>job
student
>>
Male

24

Lost virginity at 19. 4 total. I just started dating a QT so soon to be 5 total once we make de fak

Software engineer
>>
>>28719426
19 and RAAF pilot ... right.
>>
>>28710886
>gender
male
>age
24
>sex
1
>job
neet
>>
>>28710886
>M
>23
>One partner, multiple times
>Barista until I graduate uni next year
>>
>gender
Male
>age
19
>sex
Does my right hand count?
>job
fucking self-checkout boy
>>
>gender
male
>age
18
>sex
1
>job
informatics student

How /r9k/ am I?
>>
>gender
male
>age
29
>sex
4 girls. dry for a month now.
>job
electrical engineer
>>
>gender
male
>age
20
>sex
well memed, not even a kiss
>job
night shifts at a supermarket where we get treated like shit
>>
>>28711597
Emotionally damaged after being passed around by chads?
>>
>>28710886

>gender
male
>age
18
>sex
0
>job
Bartender
>>
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>>28710886
>gender
Male
>age
19
>Sex
kissless virgin
>job
NEET
>>
male 20 khv no female friend neet
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
Male
>Age
21
>Sex
Yes please.
>Job
Writer but I'm not working these days.
>>
>>28710886

>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
hookers, like twice
>job
part time job that's fairly easy but only pays for basic needs
>>
>>28720379
> these days

More like you won't work, ever.
>>
>>28710886
Ahah, AHAHAHahahah!!!

Originally a comment
>>
>>28720462
Let's hope so friendo.
>>
>>28711537
How did you become a park ranger??
>>
>>28710886
>g
m
>age
28
>sex
3
>job
neet
>>
>>28719306
But why? Nobody wanted you?
>>
>>28720516

I'm in love with my big brother.
>>
>>28710886
>gender
its 2016 dude
>age
in my heart im still a 15 shut up i have a job my mom loves me
>sex
>job
>>
>>28718294
I'm considering losing it to a prostitute as well.

Care to provide some pointers:

As in do you pay before or after?

Who brings the condoms?

Was it a brothel or a call escort?

How did you find them in your city?

Is it awkward?
>>
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Female
29
10 times
Radio dj
>>
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>>28713034
you're really attractive. You can easily make it normie scum
>>
>>28720541
As in literally your older brother? Damn... wonder how that came about.

Did he make a move on you or something?
>>
>>28710886
>>gender
male
>>age
25
>>sex
0, KHV
>>job
neet
>>
>male
>27
>consistently for 10 years. 9 girls total. mostly ltgf
>assistant professor/waiter
>>
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male
20
virgin
jobless
>>
>>28720591

>Did he make a move on you or something?

No, we just grew up close, I've tried to move on but I can't. It doesn't matter anyway, he has a little girl and another on the way.
>>
male
32
108 girls
$1500/wk

i don't know why I keep coming back
>>
>gender
male
>age
26
>sex
1 ugly slut from tinder 2,5 years ago, pure shit of a sex
>job
nope
>>
>>28720661
>108
Mind sharing your method?
>>
>>28720633
What do you want him to do? Leave his family and marry you instead? Have you ever confessed about how you feel... any 'intimate' moments between you two?
>>
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>gender
male
>age
28
>sex
0
>job
studying IT at a uni
>>
>>28720776
woops, forgot to edit
>gender
20
>>
>>28720776
>>28720795
I'm a fucking retard, just kill me.
>>
>>28720675
How ugly was she? Post her pic.
>>
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
A few times with a guy that was pretty much just using me. Trying to pray the gay away
>job
neet
>>
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>gender
f
>age
24
>sex
7 people
>job
retail
>>
>>28710886
>gender
The only correct answer
>age
19
>sex
HA
>job
Student of something I hate

I hate those stats threads, usually a female get all the attention
>>
>gender
male
>age
44
>sex
2 times
>job
Now jobless Chemical Engineer
>>
>>28720873
and both times were in college
>>
>>28720862
Get off my board right now slut.
>>
F
32
0 :(
Psychiatric nurse
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
male
>age
18
>sex
0
>job
Line cook
>>
>>28720958
Are your doctors all ugly or what?
>>
>>28710886
>gender
Transdemikin
>age
Is just a number
>sex
Un-male
>job
Bernie organiser
>>
>>28721055
Here is your free reply anon, have a good day
>>
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>>28720958
A 32 year old female virgin. Is this real life?
>>
>>28721074
Thank you good sir! You are a person of gentleness and a scholar
>>
>>28720737

I don't want to do anything, I'm keeping it to myself, I don't want to ruin my relationship with him or my family.
>>
>>28720852
Don't wanna post anyones pics, i guess she is about 5/10, not really ugly, but genuinely unattractive. Not a landwhale, but still heavyish and without proper figure, some ass but no tits.
She was actually married to some dumb cuck, so at least i've cucked someone beyond myself in my shallow miserable life.
>>
>>28710886
>gender
f
>age
21
>sex
1 and got le friendzoned after
>job
I do random graphic work couple times a year and do children's facepainting dressed up as an elf sometimes.
>>
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>>28710886

>gender
male
>age
30
>sex
0
>job
neet
>>
>>28710886
>>gender
male
>>age
19
>>sex
NOPE
>>job
Student
>>
>male
>24
>basically when I want with average or unattractive girls
>In the Police Academy right now, so part time for my parents
>>
>gender
F
>age
24
>sex
zero
>job
none. nearly finished with my degree.
>>
>gender
male
>age
19
>sex
Effectively 0
>job
Start retail next week

How'd I do coach
>>
>>28721219
Oooh.... an elf cosplay nice. Which fantasy race of elves do you like the most?
>>
>>28721560
Haven't you ever felt frustrated?
>>
>>28713034
Look like Eddie furlong before the drugs
>>
>>28721586
I'll let it out when I meet my destiny boy.
>>
>gender
male
>age
22
>sex
Can't count off top of my head. With 4th girlfriend now.
>job
a law school's library
>>
>>28712032
This sounds like me but I'm a pretty boy so mommy lets me get away with it.
>>
>>28714247
You are autism. I want to meet you.
>>
Female
28
0
Own a business
>>
>gender
male
>age
25
>sex
30+
>job
PR making $46k/yr and salary increase due
>>
> gender
Male
> age
30
> sex
2 long relationships, a few others. I am disgusted by the shallowness.
> job
Mechanical engineer (cerebrotonic). I share an office with a 22-yo fem who calls me a robot sometimes. (She has rich popular bf)
>>
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>>28710886
>>gender
Male
>>age
28
>>sex
I've had sex countless times with 6 different girls, 3 of which I had been in serious relationships with and 3 were bascially just one-night stands or freinds with benefits.
>>job
Analytics manager for a small internet marketing company
>>
>gender
As if we need to ask
>age
26
>sex, gf, held hands, kisses
0
>job
Third-year student. It's taken me 5 on-off semesters to get here. Failed/withdrew 8 classes in CC, four of which were english 101 and three were speaking. I tutor maths when school is in.
>>
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>gender
Male
>age
19
>sex'd
13
>job
Auto Repair
>>
>>28721834
Is this bait?
> Female
> Virgin
> Rich

Even if you're 2/10 this could work. (I'm more successful than you.)

So, this must be bait.

Post pictures of yourself or GTFO
>>
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>>28710886
>benis
>25
>0
>Pizza delivery
>Tfw new record of $95 in tips last night
>>
>gender
male
>age
20
>sex
Only ever with prostitutes. Otherwise I've never so much as held a girl's hand
>job
neet
>>
>>28721900
Not bait. I never said I was rich but I do okay. No pictures
>>
>>28710886
>Gender
meme (female)
>age
19
>sex
0
>job
None

come here everyday even if i dont belong
>>
>>28710886
Male

Age:27
Sex:21
Job:Teacher
>>
>>28712553
Cool story fag

You don't fuck
>>
>gender
male
>age
23
>sex
zero
>job
never had one
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