Can you even imagine how amazing high school life would have been for a good looking Normie stressed out from school go home and fck ur beautiful roastie GF at ur parents house, parents are proud of you, generally very happy loving life. like taking the joy of childhood into adult life, thats what normies do, they make a healthy transition
>>28708350
No I can not imagine
Not true. I had a solid 7/10 gf in highschool I fucked pretty much daily and I still ended up here.
>>28708350
No, I can't imagine, I will never be able to.
>tfw
>>28708350
Why the hell would I want to be something that I hate?
>>28708350
I sometimes imagine living in cartoon-like world where everything is ok, things are the way I want them to be. I experience true friendship, love and adventures. Pure bliss and happiness.
>>28708350
no i cannot imagine what that would feel like as I have never felt it myself
>>28708350
>tfw you will never be a normie
>>28708350
Nope.
No wonder they are so happy and confident, you have so much speed built up you can bounce over any obstacle quite easily.
>>28710290
>tfw crashed and burned before I began
>>28708350
I'm sorry guys for making this depressing thread I don't know why I did it
Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
>>28708350
>>28708559
I'm sure i'll get some flak for this, but I'm sort of in that transition right now. Life was definitely much easier before going to college. That being said I come here because I enjoy talking with you anon's, not just because I'm a sociopath
>>28710332
>burst into flames trying to start the engine
But girls didn't like sex then?
>>28708844
>implying you don't hate yourself now
>>28708350
op why you do this to me
>>28710113
normie gtfo
now.
I think my capcha is repeating itself itself
>>28708350
>like taking the joy of childhood into adult life, thats what normies do, they make a healthy transition
christ you're right
just my luck that's when everything went to shit at home
>>28712785
Once again I'm sorry for making the depressing thread
I could have easily been a normie if I had just fit in with the right crowd, instead, I didn't and was considered a weirdo for the rest of my days.
>>28708350
>Can you even imagine how amazing high school >life would have been for a good looking Normie
I try not to and fuck you for reminding me
>>28708559
>had a gf
>in high school
cyborg go
this is not the place for potheads who can be a little awkward, go back to Redit and ill gib gold
>>>/soc/
>>28708350
this is fucking depressing.
>good looking Normie
forget being a normie, imagine be a Chad in high school. All the girls are constantly flirting with you. Your peers respect you and even your female teachers want to fuck you.
You get to be every girls first. Her first crush and her first love. You transition from a boy to a man, and you conquer your known world.
Tfw I was Chad in high school, lots of friends and pussy
Now I'm a fat faggot
>>28708350
listen up faggot nobody's disputing that we're robots here, but don't act like you would've succeeded in life if you had some teenage girl to fuck in highschool. the truth is we're fucking weak. it was not long ago an entire generation of men charged off to invade germany and women did blue collar work dutifully. these people transitioned back into society just fine. and before that? pre-industrial society was hell compared to the lives we had now, and you think the only thing holding you back is you didn't have someone to stick your dick into?
face it. you're just a fucking weakling and so am i
>kids in hs whose lives were nearly impossible to fuck up
>look at their social media accounts years later and they still have nice normie lives
>meanwhile i'm a neet shut-in
>>28708350
You're a fuckng peice of shit for reminding me, that I missed out on my teens and my twenties..Why I'm still living? The human ego.
>>28714231
every girl you meet unless you get a younger girl will be aging and ready to have children.even then it will be the same thing with them eventually.
>all I had to do was stop being a fat piece of shit and get a fucking hair cut
fuck off this is all i wanted.
>>28714259
you may get a couple of years of them retaining a youthful appearance, then it's all down hill. soon she'll be pregnant and have a kid and a mortgage turning into nothing but a stressful loveless, sexless marriage. her tits and ass will sag, the lines in her face will get more pronounced, the best years of your life are behind you, far from reach. you have to live with it, falling asleep at night with this thing that you had to settle for, as you dream of being young again, in your early twenties like you were before, but enjoying it, living it to the fullest.then you wake up to the screaming of a toddler and wonder how long it'll be before you blow your own fucking head off. good night robots.
>>28714212
>only thing holding you back is you didn't have someone to stick your dick into
You've missed the point entirely, negress. A normie has a gf because he IS normal, he didn't become normal after acquiring a gf.
You're lack of gf is a symptom of your robothood, not the cause.
>>28714231
>that I missed out on my teens and my twenties.
You wasted both your teenage years and your twenties? How can you just throw 20 years out of the window?
>>28708350
I just wish I smoked weed in uni
>>28714403
You're doing it right now.
>>28714370
>>28714370
Fuck you, just fuck you.
As much as I regret I'm glad I didn't experience teenage pregnancy / being a teenage dad.
>>28714421
>You're doing it right now.
Nope.
I actually living a rather nice life, I'm one of the normies coming here for entertainment. I don't have Facebook, that's probably why.
>>28714457
how many kids you got?
>>28714467
>how many kids you got?
None.
>>28714490
does your wife want kids?
>>28714212
This isn't wrong, but at the same time the issue is there's no physical conflict to be had anymore, no great cause, love for the nation and fear of shared enemy binding us together. You can find these things but you have to lool for them, and to do so highlights how artificial even trying is. Everything feels pointless because so much is taken care of and most of us are not needed in society. Humans were built to struggle, but there's no struggle anymore.
>>28714500
>does your wife want kids?
Yes, and so do I.
>>28714516
why haven't you started?
>>28708350
Only me that feels so hopefully depressed about all the things I've missed?
I can't help but spend my days wondering what it would've been like if I had been a successfull normie.
Be born, have a caring family with healthy family members.
Go to kindergarden, play all day long with your tons of friends.
Start school, do good in class and still have lots of friends, having a "girlfriend" except you never did more than hold hands or hug back then.
Turn 13/14 and have a cute virgin gf that is inlove with you, taking her virginity in a hot lovefilled experience where you both are unsure about what to do, but you are finding out togheter.
Graduate elementary with good grades
Get accepted into the highschool you want, which will land you a great job.
Have your family be proud of you and either the same or another cutiepie gf who loves you.
Work your way up to that peak position where you get paid ridiculous amounts of money for barely doing anything, live out life with our lovely wife and your children which will grow up and inherit your money after you die, knowing you've secured the future of your family.
I teared up writing this, I should really just kill myself at this point.
>>28714527
>why haven't you started?
I am currently studying half-time while working a full-time job. There is no way to properly raise an infant on the side. I'm done January 2017, that's when we'll get on it.
>>28714370
you'll have two kids. one slow, one normal. the slow on will live with you until his mid 30's before moving out. the "good one" dies in a car accident on the way to prom, rear ended by a drunk driver. if things couldn't get any worse you fall into financial ruin after your wife leaves you. forced to live in a shitty motel with your disabled son. you look at him with disgust, hatred, loathing, but a little love too. he's your boy, eating tv dinners one night and watching re-runs of old reality tv shows, he asks "daddy, why did mommy leave us?"
>>28714558
what are you studying?
oregano
>>28708350
>Imagine a stress free life where your parents are proud of you
>>28714598
>what are you studying?
I am working as a natural gas mechanic right now. I am studying HVAC engineering, which is quite useful for what I do. There is a position going to be vacant next year and I'm aiming to get that.
I seem to remember the majority of girls in school lost their virginity to a very small group of Chads.
>>28708350
I imagine it would be a disaster. Love and sex is a talent or skill. Most people are average at it, some excel at it, others like myself are absolutely terrible at it
I am now so far gone that I cannot imagine myself doing recreational sex.
>>28708350
>I seem to remember the majority of girls in school lost their virginity to a very small group of Chads.
Most girl in my class didn't have sex up until they were 18+. If one of them did, it became the hot topic for a month.
Nobody knew I had my first time at age 10, which resulted in advanced maturity.
>>28714828
>not being so far gone that the thought of sex with your waifu absolutely disgusts you
Seriously, I would not want to subject a good looking woman to my disgusting body. You have a long way to go.
>>28714615
>where your parents are proud of you
>where society doesn't see you as worthless
>tfw ywn have that
>>28714839
I never even think about sex when I think of my waifu.
When I think of my waifu, I just think of the person that I want to be with, the person I want to talk with and explore the world with.
I want to hug her but I desire nothing more of her than that.
>>28714958
>I want to hug her but I desire nothing more of her than that.
That's the reason why Chad is taking actual woman away from you. You have no drive to strive.
>>28715002
I see nothing to gain from actual woman.
>turn 14
>almost immediately break out in severe acne
>crippling anxiety and depression for all of high school
>dont get on meds until senior year cause parents dont take it seriously
at least you had a chance
>tfw meet up with us crush that never gave me a chance
>She's fat ugly and pregnant now and Chad is missing.
>She was being super nice to me felt like she wanted something else
>One day I see her and she says "Heyyy :)"
>I just turn my head say Hi and stroll on down to get muh digornos
Feels good m8s. I'm fantasizing tho of hate fucking her asshole and leaving her, like do The whole "I'm not ready to be the father of chad, s-sorry." And hopping towns because my job allows that. but that would require investing in an emotionally damaged fat normie slut.
