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Why do humans like large breasts?
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Why do humans like large breasts?
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Because the cleavage looks like butts.

Next question
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Because we fucking suck.
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>>28707822
Because it shows fertility or something
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Because we get hungry and tit milk is gmo free
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>>28707822
I'm brazilian. I don't care about large breasts. I want bundas.
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>>28707822

Large breasts assure good nutrition for the baby after the birth.
Good hips assure the same before birth.

>tits and ass!

Instinct serves a reason and nature is a perv.
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>>28707822
makes them stand out in a way that doesn't diminish their attractiveness
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i dont, im not a tits guy. i like womens feet
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dam milk bearing breasts
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>>28707882
So you are basically a girl
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>>28707924
do girls like girlfeet?
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>>28707822
They're nice to hold. They feel soft.
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>>28707822
It's just a meme to seem straight.
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>>28707993
This desu.
>tfw chilling on gf's tits
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>>28707993
>tfw a girl with big boobs hugs you
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>>28707993
When will it me mine turn to feel them
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Because human's faces are so flat, there's an actual risk of the baby suffocating if it breastfeeds against a flat chest. Thus, the larger and rounder the breasts, the easier it is for a baby to breathe.

Though that's more as to why large breasts exist in the first place.
Other anons can fill you in on that.
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>>28708191
>Because human's faces are so flat, there's an actual risk of the baby suffocating if it breastfeeds against a flat chest
Oh God, how desperate are you?
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>>28708191
That's hilarious.

Evolutionary hypotheses are fun to come up with.
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>>28707822
The reason MEN get SEXUALLY AROUSED by large breasts is that it's a sign of fertility, thus it means she can get pregnant and having sex with her, in principle, is useful from an evolutionary point of view.
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>>28707822
Not this human being. I prefer flat-chested petite adult girls.
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because breasts are like bread and if they're flat it's called a tortilla and you might get gas from spicy mexican food

everything is like bread now, welcome to the breadscape
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>>28708337
Patrician taste
orgi
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>>28708337
>not buxom teens
You managed to fuck it ALL up. That's incredible. Most people only fuck 34-70% of it up. You went for COMPLETION.
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>>28708391
That just leaves more buxom teens for us

I don't see the problem
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Because I want to put my penis between them
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>>28708391
>>28708466
>unironically being tits guys
Hi summer
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>>28707916
MILK
BIG MILK BREASTS
>>28708366
NOO
>>28708488
BIG MILK
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>>28707822
hold the phone, is OP girl the same girl in that one picture were the girl is stretching out her arms in class to show off her big tits and theres a girl sitting next to her looking at them enviously?
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>>28708520
I don't really care about their milk. I just want to give them my milk.
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l like small breasts.
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What are your thoughts about this image?
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I wish I could get tittyfucked by a tittymonster
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>>28707822
Who is this girl and more pics of her.
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>>28708691
m exact fw
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>>28708755
good lord girls who go tanning are fucking disgusting. I bet those tits are fake too.
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>>28708755
Got any more pics?
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>>28708802

Go to imagefap and search "Shannon Figa", there's a few hundred of them I think
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>>28708755
There is nothing I want more than having my dick squished in that crack.
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>>28708780
You don't Iike it?
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>>28708825
God bless you robot
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>>28708768
Her name is clio lune
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Needs more huge titties
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do flat breasts like pic related get many times bigger during pregnancy? or can they already produce enough milk for babby as they are?
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All I want to do is fuck cleavage!!!
I don't want vaginal!
I don't want anal!
I don't want oral!
I just want mammary intercourse!!!
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>>28707855
Bunda porra!

Mas eu also gosto de tits too cara....
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>>28707822
>Cowtits

Deserve fucking death. Every single one of those fucking mountain-chested whores deserve to be linked up and executed in public

They're fucking disgusting and most often their personalities match their sickening cowchest.
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implies fertility .
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>>28708691
For some reason that arouses the shit out of me and I'm not sure if I should have a problem with that or not
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>>28707822
because men are turn on by large swellings the same way chimpanzee males are turn on by an ovulating female chimpanzee and she indicates that she is ovulating when her rear swells up. females evolve that same technique but in the front to attract males the same way female chimpanzee swell up from the rear to attract male chimpanzee. also the male chimpanzees like to safe guard the female when she is ovulating but in humans male have to do it 24/7 because we don't know when she is ovulating exactly. female humans are literally build to cheat because she hides the fact that she is ovulating.
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>>28709390
It arouses me, too. I don't even have a lactation fetish that I'm aware of. It just looks so sweet and pristine.
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>>28707822
Because it shows fertility, as opposed to chestlets. It's the same reason we like wide hips.

Anyone who likes flat chests is the same as people who like futa: mentally ill faggots in denial. I pity them.
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>>28709455

Rich men prefer petite women because they have the resources to afford to take care of the less fertile and less physically strong women
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how come other primates dont have big tits like humans?
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>>28709534
When we started walking upright it was necessary for a sexual signal to develop on the front of the body. That is why breasts look like butts. This is also why humans have larger penises than any other primates: looks.
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>>28709534

Do guys like that whole non-existent areola look?
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>>28707835
wow, i actually never thought of that before

(ass man here, but i love tits)
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>>28709641
Those tits look pretty fucking good to me. 100% better than pizza nipples.
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>>28708488
looks like a deflated balloon, i'd rather choose a girl with perky firm C-cup
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>>28709641

I'm fine with either. Areola's may even be a bit funner, something you can trace and try to fit both into your mouth at once
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they are warm and cosy to sleep in, they smell nice, they're soft and comforting, they look good when dressed up, they signal fertility, they're something you can show off if your gf has them and are part of human social status, they provide warm milk, you can store your phone in them etc. etc.
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>>28709660
thats not the reason. the reason is because large breast are indicative of fertility and also suggests that the woman is capable of breast-feeding without problem.
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>>28709641
yes.

yesbl0xxx
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>>28709742
stomach fat is also pretty warm and cozy, smells nice, soft, comforting, they preferred women with stomach fat back in the old days because it showed the women could carry a baby
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Daily reminder chestlets.

Guys may think you're "cute", guys may say the love "DFC", but their attraction to you will always be an intellectual one. You will never EVER inspire the visceral, instinctual attraction in men that they feel when they see big tits and wide hips. No man will ever look at your figure and feel an overwhelmingly powerful NEED to impregnate you. You'll always just be the sweet and innocent good girl. You will never be the fertility goddess that ALL men want deep down.
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>>28707835
It's actually the other way around
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>>28707822
I fantasize about being a baby and breastfeeding. Large breasts are suggestive of pregnancy and lactation, and if a woman has very large breasts that means they will be larger in relation to me, making me feel more infantile.
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>>28707822
>Why do humans

Are you not human?
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>>28709725
This
Women need to choose better bras, and perhaps sleep with their bras on so they don't look deflated.
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>>28709812
Dear god, I want her to have my abortion.
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Men who like big tits over a big ass have lower IQs
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>>28710400
Stop trolling.
You don't seriously think bras stop breasts from sagging do you?
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>>28707822
She's kind of ugly

Also she looks 12
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>>28710569
Do you have a source for this one?
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>>28709812
Why are you trying to tear femanons down?
A- there aren't any girls on the internet.
B- flat chested stacys are still stacys
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>>28707822
>that butter face

And this is why I'd take someone with a pretty face and kinda shit body over good body with uggo face. Shitty bodies can loose weight and get better. Uggo faces are forever unless you use plastic surgery.
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