>tfw no pretty, pale blonde peasant girl to cum inside every night after a hard work at the field
>tfw grew up in the era of feminism, porn, and the sexual revolution
>tfw you will never be some buff farmer's qt housewife, tending chickens and wiping floury hands on her apron
>>28706678
not fucking her after she becomes a witch
>ISHYDT
>>28706804
i just watched the movie and i wish i could have saved her from the witches :( the movie kinda sucked btw but there was a few good scenes
>>28706744
post pics if you are qt you can be my housewife
>>28706844
>/tv/ won't shut up about The VVitch
>finally watch it
>"wow this is really fucking stupid"
>thenBlack Philip speaks
>that ending
It was alright.
>be a feudal lord
>automaton farmer finally gets into a relationship with a cute pale ignorant-but-cute innocent girl
>he marries without my consent
>i tie him to a tree and rape the girl in front of his very eyes, and then command my entire army to gangbang her in front of him for disobeying the law
Damn, now you made me even more depressed. I would love to fuck her while inhaling the scent of her sweat that has been accumulating all day.
I R I S H
A
S
FJesus dude.
>>28706678
Well....I guess you could try joining the Amish. Fair warning though: She's likely already had her fill of degeneracy during Rumspringa.
>>28707553
>iasf
What?
>>28707200
I would do the same desu
>>28707200
>local church excommunicates you for the pointless slaughter
>you are now a nobody
>your own people take turns stabbing your gut and take away everything you have, raping the women of your family to death and killing of any male relatives you have
bravo
>>28706678
I for one, enjoy hot showers and sewage systems.
>>28706744
>GIRL BTW
>ATTENTION THREAD: I. AM. A. GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AHEM...EXCUSE ME....GIRL HERE
>NOTICE ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME NOTICE ME
>I HAVE A VAGINA IM A GIRL I HAVE A VAGINA GIRL HERE GIRL GIRL ME GIRL FEMALE GIRL WOMAN GIRL
>>28706744
tfw this is a male
obrezable communist
>>28707200
IRL you would be high test and the only women thick enough to satisfy you would be noblewomen, you'd leave the buck toothed pock scarred wenches to your serfs
>>28707618
And with the ugly ones?
>>28707570
>she probably got dp'd by inner city niggers with cocks as thick as your forearm
>each one took turns pushing passed her cervix and pumping that fertile white womb full of cum
Jesus just thinking about it makes me hard
>>28707751
Original pussy is original pussy
>>28707656
>The Church excommunicating noblemen for raping a woman
fucking kekko
not to mention peasants were basically lords' property
