R.I.P
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We are gathered here today to mourn the tragic passing of Stiffy the rat.
I did not know Stiffy personally, I became acquainted with Stiffy about twenty minutes ago when I came home from work to find my cat toying with his stiffened corpse.
Presumably Stiffy's short life came to a dramatic and torturous end when he encountered my cat, and for that I will feel forever guilty.
Stiffy was young and naive, simply trying to forage for snacks to enjoy in the kitchen the way any robot would. However this world is much harsher and colder than he could have ever imagined, he was certainly too good for us.
Rest in peace, Stiffy.
I will now begin funeral preparations, feel free to light a candle or say a word for our dear comrade Stiffy.
Are you going to eat that fucking thing or what?
Fuck off Charlotte you sjw whore
That's a mouse senpai
My cat brought me this baby one live and squeaking last week
I locked them on the covered porch together to have a Final Battle
Cat won.
RIP in pieces, Stiffy.
We will all miss you, yet take solace in knowing you've achieved what all of us yearn for
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GOD DAMN MORBID BASTARD WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH A DEAD MOUSES FUCKING CORPSE GO UNIRONICALLY FILL THE SINK UP WITH HOT WATER AND STARE INTO THE MIRROR AND WONDER WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG
sleep tight, stiffy
HIS NAME WAS STIFFY THE RAT
HIS NAME WAS STIFFY THE RAT
Stiffy was a vicious stupid mouse that would bite your dick off if he could.
Be glad your stupid cat managed to kill it and throw it in the garbage.
>>28706583
Stiffy had a hard life. He remained unwaveringly rigid through life's rigor.
>>28706607
Rolling for this to be perfectly honest with you senpaitachi
>>28706583
sIeep tight, stiffy
Rest in Peace, dearest Stiffy.
>>28706842
If you're doing this live, make sure to wear gloves.
>>28706857
I hope the roastie whore gets an awful disease and slowly dies because of this.
>>28706842
top kek thanks op
>>28706842
I TRIED SO HARD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZeSYsU0Uk
>>28706842
aww :(
too bad you couldn't be food for something, but at least you're not suffering anymore.
RIP Stiffy. I hope you got to enjoy life somewhat before your life was taken.
>>28706842
DO YOU SEE THIS IMAGE.
THESE ARE INSTRUCTIONS FOLLOW THEM CLOSELY GOD DAMN IT
>>28706919
Nice pic, that was one of his best ones yet
>>28706842
>not a wedge of cheese
one job
>>28706842
that's beautiful. my eyes are welling up
RIP Stiffy.
May the next life be kinder.
>>28706624
Can you catfags tell me why cats bring you mice? Is it because they are offering their human master a sacrifice?
>>28706994
more of a gift, but yeah
>>28706994
>Spayed female cats are the most likely to bring gory gifts to their owners. But they have their reasons. In the wild, cat mothers teach their young how to eat their food by bringing home dead or injured prey. Domestic cats are no different.
Thanks google blox
>>28706994
The normally bring it to you for one of 2 reasons:
They see you as essentially a cat who can't hunt and are trying to help you learn with an almost dead one
Or it can also be a sign of group mentality, they're trying to feed you
>>28706842
...it's so hard...to say goodbye...to yesterday
Stiffy will live on in our hearts.
RIP Stiffy.
>>28707096
Goodbye Stiffy. You'll be remembered, forever.
>>28707049
The genetic expanation is interesting, I didn't know of this ritual, but also remember we've been selectively breeding cats to exterminate mice for thousands of years.
>>28706994
>>28707078
I assume our cats are like children and they're just sadistic and dumb.
We give them catfood so there's no need to hunt.
WE give them the catfood so logically they should assume we know how to get food.
They sure know how to dance though.
>>28707096
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>tfw more people will come to this rat's funeral than yours
Thank you all for being here during this difficult time.
>>28707096
>Chad kills another Robot
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>28707078
>my cat never brings me the mice he catches
i guess he doesnt love me :c
>>28707096
Press F to pay respects to Stiffy
F
>>28706913
And got so far
comment of origin
>>28706842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-yhgt312Sw
RIP Stiffy
>>28706842
jesus christ god damn
>>28706712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
OP its pretty fucking weird you brought a dead rat into your house and are playing with it for the amusement of anonymous people online.
Stiffy is British English slang for an erection.
Sorry.
>>28706611
Wait charlotte made this post?
The one from Connecticut?
>>28707096
A FUCKING DANDELION
>>28707224
I'm not Charlotte.
I'm actually a fucking LEAF.
>>28706842
rip in peace Stiffy...
ill miss u 5 ever
>>28707210
You're on /r9k/ friend
>>28707160
Of course, OP. We will mourn all robot deaths, posted or otherwise.
Stiffy will truly be with us, forever.
>>28707268
I meant OP of course.
>>28707268
>>28707297
Forgot gay tripcode, pardon my ongoing retardation.
>>28706624
Reminds me.
>be 12
>have this badass german shepherd
>loves to hunt shit
>one day we find a nest of field mice (i live in the country) in one of our cupboards.
>call in the dog
>he stands above them while they squeel in terror and with lightening speed starts nipping them until all but one are dead
>the last can barely move and is tiny
>feel pitty for it and stop the dog
> decide to keep the mouse.
>Call him timmy
>me and timmy become bros
>ff a month and timmy is looking good
>i keep him in a cage all the time because he isn't domesticated and tries to bite me and escape every time i try to hold him
>decide to buy him a hampster weel so he can get some excercise
>He loves that shit. Several hours a day i can hear him peddling away like a motherfucker
>this goes on for some weeks.
>after a while i notice a change in timmy
>He's stopped eating
>he's also changed his excercise schedule. Now he only peddles at night
>think nothing of it because 12 yo
>one night i notice something different
>can't think what it is until i realize
>i haven't heard timmy in his hampster weel all night
>start to worry because timmy is always on schedule and think that maybe all the excercise minus the lack of food has killed the poor bastard
>check the cage
>timmy is nowhere to be seen
>open it up
>no a sign of him
>then it hits me
>the excercising in the night. Him refusing to eat his food
>the fucker had been planning his escape all along
>Slowly he'd been making himself thinner and thinner until he was finnaly able to fit through the bars
>feel sad but also a sense of pride for timmy who finnaly managed to find freedom
Never saw that little dude again
>>28707268
>a
>FUCKING
>leaf
neck yourself you fucking commie
>>28707314
Our hero, go forward into the world Timmy
>>28706583
F.
Enjoy your Black Death.
>>28707269
>>28707314
tim had a good life if it makes you feel better
>>28706842
Read the proper rites over it!
http://www.bostoncatholic.org/uploadedFiles/2012finalgrief-handbookpart2_3.pdf
>>28707314
we will all one day escape this cage and will be free like Timmy (R.I.P).
>>28706842
>>28707096
>>28707160
Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man.
>>28706583
Goodnight, sweet prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6c6mDut4m0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ST9TZBb9v8
Rest in peace Stiffy, I hope you find a better life somewhere else ;_;7
>>28706583
>>28706842
>>28707096
>>28707160
Sleep in heavenly peace, Stiffy.
sleep tight, young Stiffy
>>28706583
what an utterly shit thread
>>>/trash/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/out/
I want to end the suffering. Someone kill me, please.
Also, RIP Stiffy. At least you can feel the sweet release of death.
>>28706842
RIP Ted Cruz
>tfw my Doggo died a year ago last week
>tfw life hasn't been the same since
>>28710256
sleep comfy doggo
>>28706583
rest in peace stiffy stiffer
