>Have girlfriend of over 1.5 years.
>She's very cute, way above the league my pudgy manboob patches-of-hair-on-my-back self deserves
>She always punches my belly and laughs at how soft it is, it's pretty cute
> 1 month ago
>Need to find new roommate because old roommate had mental breakdown
>His name is Chip, he's pretty buff but still goes to NYU
>Chip is a nightmare
>Way louder, throws parties on weeknights, doesn't do his dishes
>Girlfriend loves him though, he's super funny.
>Girlfriend starts talking about how she wants to go the gym more
>Chip offers to take her to the gym and show her some workouts
>They go to the gym three times a week together now. They always invite me but I'm too beta to join in that awkwardness
>Other night I'm doing the dishes, Chip and my GF are on the couch, hear them giggling
>Scrub harder, try to ignore how angry I am
>look over to see my GF playfully punch him in the stomach
>She gasps
>hear her say, almost involuntarily "Wow...that's hard"
>Chip smirks
>I hold back tears
What do I do. wat do
break up with her before you get cucked
chip is chads best friend
This thread was funny the first time around. In fact I'm surprised Chip didn't become a more regular meme around here
She has already cheated on you countless times man
Mamma Mia!! This is-a one spicy meatball!
>>28705996
is this a post op-pussy?
op, you need to bring penny around, so he has a new gym partner.
>>28706038
No idea what you mean. Got cucked hard by her tho
>>28706090
mtf anon...
>Got cucked hard by her tho
story?
>>28705996
dem thighs. any more?
>>28706218
>>28706090
>>28705996
There be niggers afoot!
how a a pathetic sack of lard like you even got someone to love him in the first place is the real mystery
shes outgrowing you because you are a pathetic piece of shit who refuses to change for the better with her
have not seen this pasta in a while
>>28706090
Do you live in nyc? This female looks familiar
>>28705900
Tell her how you feel OP. It's your only chance. It may be risky, but the only other option is to stay silent and take the inevitable cucking.
>>28705900
lay down some ground rules on your bitch. stop being beta. you are a fucking man and you deserve to be respected by some basic bitch who probably has less of a future than you.
and kick his ass out or find a new place to live.
or just break up with the slut after hate fucking her lel
