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2016-05-20 22:51:05 Post No. 28705623
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2016-05-20 22:51:05
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>be me, 5 years old
>in kitchen alone, playing with random shit
>make my way over to the toaster
>empty crumb tray into cup, add water until consistency of oatmeal
>should i try it?
>i try it
>oh shit
>it's not bad
>do the same thing the next day
>and the next day
>...
>20 years later, present day
>still drink toast-crumb water every day as a comfort thing
>still live with parents
>parents never found out (or never told me they did)
>only ever missed one day while on eighth grade field trip to washington dc, couldn't sleep that night
>when i slept over at friends houses in middle school, i'd sneak into their kitchen at night and raid their toasters
>don't think i can ever stop now
what the fuck do i do, /r9k/? i realize that i need to stop if i ever want to live a normal life
