fembots, would you let yourself get benis'd by a horse if you had the chance?
no, because i don't fuck things that can't consent.
>>28705488
>consent
Nice meme you got there
>>28705451
>fucking animals
>letting animals fuck you
Degenerate.
Lowkey I find bestiality hot. I've never talked about it irl and I've never done it but I fantasize about it sometimes. There are a few other girls on /soc/ that are into at as well. It kinda seems more common than you'd actually think.
>>28705790
lowkey we *HOL UP* waz kangs nigger tbbh familam
>>28705451
No I'm only into humans
>>28705819
I'm not into black guys
>tfw no way to broach girls on the subject of beastiality IRL, and most online are freakazoids like me
Reminder that horse has probably gotten more human pussy than any of us.
>>28705819
real talk son
>>28705790
>other girls on /soc/
>admitting to using soc
Get the fuck off my board you pathetic normalswine
I hope the ghost of elliot makes you suffer the pain of a thousand deaths come St. Elliots day
A horse is probably too big but definitely a dog. Bestiality is one of my top fetishes. It's so degrading to be made to fuck a dog.
>>28706775
hnnnnng. I'm the same but I specifically enjoy watching big dogs with big dicks fuck up girls. It looks so painful and pleasurable and disgusting at the same time.
>>28706841
Plus the dog cums a lot and his dick is so large especially with the knot.
I'm sad the dog I used to have would never get into doing anything with me though. He would sometimes lick me for 20 or 30 seconds but that was it.
>>28705819
Did you have a seizure anon?
>>28706888
>He would sometimes lick me for 20 or 30 seconds but that was it.
Fuck that's hot. Did you ever get him to cum sans penetration?
>>28705488
are you vegan as well? goddamn hippy
>>28706775
Same, forcing my gf to get fucked by my dog is high on my fetishes list.
The bond between a man and his dog is unique, so it would just feel like I'm giving him a doggie treat or a reward.
you wouldn't fug a mare would you?
>>28706912
No, sadly not. When we had him (he passed away a few years ago) I was in my mid teens. Occasionally I would get him hard and suck on him though. A combination of jerking him off (have to be careful since dog cock is really sensitive, there is a special place on it you can hold and move back and forth a little that makes them get hard quickly) and sucking on him would have him pre-cumming like crazy, which was pretty watery and metallic, and desu i'm not sure if I liked that taste or not. It was like pennies or licking a battery. But anyway he would precum like crazy and his cock would swell up hugely and his knot would swell up (he was a mastiff so it was huge!) but I never could get him to cum. Partly because the taste of the precum was sort of icky and it filled up my mouth pretty quickly and party because it got everywhere and I didn't want anyone to know what I was doing (not that people know what dog pre-cum smells like) by having my room smell like the doggy pre-cum.
>>28706888
How big was he? One of the things that's holding me back is people saying they have trouble fitting the knot and it can lead to vaginal tearing. I don't want to be ripped.
tfw no qt gf who takes chad thunderknot's cock
>>28706990
Depends on the dog I'd imagine. Plus if you're too tight to take the knot, you can settle for sucking his big dick off. That's almost more degrading, right?
>>28706990
BTW, here's an online guide http://www.zoophile.net/howto-k9-sex-01.php
>>28706990
It depends on the breed. My dog was a mastiff so he was really big but I only had him inside me except for once and he didn't hump or anything (never saw him hump anything in the 11 years we had him).
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/FDR/fdr-0227.txt
that's a really nice guide for doggy stuff, it answers common questions too
>>28707042
>>28707045
guidemind
Thanks for the story, btw. It definitely made my no fap challenge much more challenging.
>>28707042
>The World Wide Web
>all these cucks that are thirsty for women to be fucked by beasts
wew, cringey
>>28705451
>tfw ex gf cucked me for a dog
>>28706988
How big was huge? How did the dick itself taste?
>>28705488
I asked a horse if I could fuck it.
It said "Neigh"
>>28707189
>>28707237
This sums up /r9k/ perfectly.
>>28707264
If you can't beat them, join them.
originalcomment
>>28707045
You're disgusting. Why don't you go to /b/ or something and post this trash.
>>28707250
>how did it taste
I've never had a human dick in my mouth but the doggy dick didn't really taste like anything. It wasn't dirty or anything like that, very clean actually. The only flavor was the precum, which tasted sort of metallic, running along his dick as I had it in my mouth.
>how big
I'm not very good with measurements and it was a while ago but probably 8-9 inches long and as thick as my wrist. Mastiffs are a very large breed though, so depending on the size of the breed is how big the cock is.
>>28707335
sorry anon ;_;
>>28707345
describe the experience please
and no you aren't disgusting. fetishes are fetishes.
>>28707345
>8-9 inches long and as thick as my wrist
>tfw youll never get cucked by a big cock Chad-dog
why live tbqh
>>28707365
Yes she is. You're almost just as bad for encouraging it.
>>28707189
>wew
>2016
>>28707365
Well, when I sucked him (never got him to cum sadly) I would usually lay down on the floor and get him to lay next to me on his side. When he did that I would start to rub on his sheath until he started getting erect, and then I would pull his sheath back as his cock grew so it didn't get caught.
Usually I would jack him off a little first and when he started to pre-cum(it starts slow at first) I would suck him. Usually I jerked him off at the base of his cock while I sucked him too (dog dicks are very sensitive so you can't jerk the actual cock, you have to do it below the sheath). Usually his cock would swell up more and more and get bigger and he starts to pre-cum more. When he starts doing that more it's like a squirt from those cheap little 99cent water pistols every few seconds, like the pre-cum A LOT. I would usually try to get it all in my mouth even though I sort of didn't like the taste (I would probably be more into the taste if I had someone with me). Eventually when he got really big I couldn't fit him in my mouth or I could only fit the head and I would just suck and lick at his huge doggy dick. I couldn't never get him to cum though so he just ended up getting teased ;_;.
This is why hitler was right
>encouraging doggy virgins to take the knot
I love this thread. I get off to this shit so hard.
>>28707264
I dumped her after a month
Now I have severely fucked up beastiality fantasies
I just want to be normal again
Fuck
>>28707572
One day I will own a slut who takes it like a champ.
>>28707634
>>28707582
>>28707572
How do I find guys into this?
>>28707721
just gotta suck my cock bb
london?
>>28708001
Midwest, US.
>>28707721
would you suck off a dog or a horse you filthy whore?
>>28708067
Definitely a dog, I'm not sure about a horse.
It's a rarer fetish for sure, but I've posted ads on Craigslist being coy about it (Knot a bad idea?) and gotten some responses. I don't have a dog though so they rarely go anywhere.
>TFW the only way to find women with incest and/or dog fetishes is to go on Craigslist
Is there any other way to find them famalams?
>>28708080
what about a chimp?
wrong pic earlier
>>28708022
>midwest US
S T A T E?
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>>28706973
>you wouldn't fug a mare would you?
Yes.
Not a girl but I've fucked a mare as often as every 2-3 days for the last three years, and I just as often play around with a stallions cock and balls for fun.
>>28708341
do you have to wear diapers?
>>28708353
"have to"
>>28708353
Oh no, I don't have intercourse with the stallion. I literally just play around with his cock and balls by licking and sucking on his dick and fondling his balls. No way in hell would I attempt that, I mean I'm fully bisexual but that's just too much. Besides, I much prefer the mare. Took several months of coaxing but I finally got her to do anal.
>>28708083
could try fetlife. some women are pretty open about it. try putting some bestiality hentai pics up then befriend some people who are into innocuous fetishes like knots and doggies. talked to quite a few girls who are into it that way
>>28708283
IN.
>>28708253
Nope, never.
I'd shoot a chimp on sight.
>>28707237
Is your ex-gf Whitnet Wisconsin or some shit?
>>28705451
I'd be afraid of getting hurt by that.
>>28707634
Not that's mega hot.
>>28708841
*Now* that's mega hot.
>>28705451
>male animal on woman
Shit taste bud, man on female animal is much hotter.
>>28707721
Here, have a woman fucking two dogs. You can hear her husband being cucked behind the camera.
http://www.zoofucking.net/redhair-mom-fucking-with-two-dogs/
>>28707237
story? originale
>>28707365
spoken like a true cuck
original cuckaroo
>>28709058
>meet online weeaboo gf over normiebook a few years ago
>like the same animus n shit
ill spare you the boring details, she was weird as fuck from the beginning, though
>after like a year of successful online relationship, i try to visit her for a couple months
>hang out at her house, smoke weed, all the good shit
>one day, tell her im going to the store and wont be back for a couple hours
>15 mins later, realize i forget my wallet
>go back to her house, dont think to knock bc im in a hurry
>walk in on her getting fucking splitroasted by a husky and a german shepard
I tried to look past it and make the relationship work because thats still the only GF i'd had, i tried to get into it with her, but anytime after that i even tried to do so much as finger her she'd push me off like i was doing some kind of crime, which is weird because before that we had a pretty sexual relationship (had sex at least twice a day when i was there, constantly had camsex for a year prior)
Eventually she seemed like she was too emotionally distant and the relationship just broke down and I let myself be miserable over getting cucked by a fucking animal for almost a year
I don't care about it much now though.
>>28705451
I don't know about horses, but I got raped by a dog when I was about 14. It sucks to lose your virginity to a dog, but now because of it I think I have a beast fetish. I disgust myself sometimes.
>>28706973
damn, that's some fine mare pussy
>>28709129
Stay mad lil betaboi
>>28709238
You can't just say something like that and not greentext it. This raises too many questions.
>>28709238
I don't understand how someone can get raped by a dog?
>>28707251
Underrated broast
Well I've done it with a wolf but I feel that's my upper size limit.
>tfw there are dogs and horses that have had sex with more women than me
>>28709227
>anytime after that i even tried to do so much as finger her she'd push me off like i was doing some kind of crime
She was probably sore.
>>28705451
I would let myself get benis'd by a horse if my ass could stretch that much
alas, it cannot
>>28709365
>sore every day for almost 2 weeks before i gave up
Not even a pity-handjob, anon
Fuck my life
>>28708450
>>28708450
Thanks friendo. Recently a buddy of mine told me he had to cut things off with a cute girl because he was freaked out that she was into sex with animals... I had to laugh it off but I was jealous as fuck
>>28705488
the horse is consenting by maintaining an erection. that's how it works in some forward thinking euro countries anyway. fucking female horsies is a legal nono though
>>28709357
are u the girl who worked at the wildlife place and got sent to work away from the wolves eventually?
>>28709779
Yep. Surprised someone knows it that well.
>>28709357
A fucking wolf
No shit
No way.
Greentext or GTFO
>tfw no qt in the northeast to invite to my uncle's farm to """""experiment""""
>>28705790
Is it true what they say about girls with big dogs?
>>28709821
>Volunteered for a summer to a nature preserve, among other things got to work in the wolf enclosure
>On the off days it was just me and a guy, I offered to cover for him so he could go smoke weed
>Had the wolves to myself and just enjoyed the experience but started working with the idea of letting one mount me
>Found a trenched part of the enclosure that allowed some privacy from the fence and service building
>Managed to get the alpha alone and be affectionate with him, after several tries got him to mount me
>Over the coming weeks managed to have sex with him ongoing when I could get the chance
>Almost got caught a couple times but luckily got away with it
>Eventually had to stop because my presence and relationship with the alpha was agitating the wolves and causing problems so the rangers shifted me to other duties
>>28709954
I'm pretty jealous, where do you live that they have places like this to volunteer at? Was it part of school or something?
>>28709954
that is hot af. did you cum when the alpha knotted you?
>>28705790
Indeed. I've known a lot of girls who enjoyed the thought of being fucked by a dog, with 2 of them who actually had sex with their dog frequently. Not from /r9k/, though.
>>28709954
that's some good shit
have you fucked other dogs after that?
>>28709954
>>28710026
Jesus christ I thought this was a meme. So half of women are disgusting sluts and the other half are fucking their dogs.
>>28710072
Is there much difference between the two?
>>28709982
I live in the US but this preserve was in Canada. For obvious reasons I don't want to say the specific one.
>>28710017
A couple times yet, or I'd work myself to cum while we were connected.
>>28710029
No, just the one wolf. They were big too, bigger than me, not just like dogs.
>>28710026
were these girls you? I always got the impression you'd be into having a dog dick in your ass
>>28710072
I think it's a fetish rooted in being dominated by a nonsapient animal enacting its primal urges, while being completely powerless to stop an actual huge dog or wolf from mounting you. I'd say it's just a bit more extreme fetish than regular BDSM with probably some inspiration taken from watching too much monster hentai.
>>28710125
I'm not into bestiality.
>>28708543
O H I O
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>>28710163
Where at in OH?
>>28710188
About 10 miles away from Columbus.
>>28710286I wish we could meet up and do something but I'm just a mentally ill man and not actually a girl.
>>28710311
We just need to find a sick bitch on CL and shoot a movie.
>>28709287
>>28709338
ok, it went something like this
>be 14 year old me
>my next door neighbours had 3 kids
>one boy my age (zack), one girl about 12 (mia) and another boy around 15 or 16 (chris)
>I was friends with zack and mia and I used to spend a lot of time over there when my parents weren't home. Their parents weren't there most of the time either
>chris was a prick who always used to bully us and others weaker than him
>one day, I go over and we decide to explore the woods at the back of our houses
>the three of us go; zack, mia and myself
>we fool around playing kid games like hide and seek, explorer, etc.
>after a while, I needed to pee but didn't want to go back all the way to the house
>I found a large tree, got behind it, squatted and started to empty my bladder when I heard someone approaching
>of all people, it was chris walking his german shephard dog in the woods
>as soon as he saw me, a shit eating grin spawned on his face
>he told me to strip and when I refused, he slapped me so hard I bit my tongue
>he just ripped off my jeans, pushed me down and before I knew it his dog was on top of me
>my head was still spinning and with the weight of the dog on top me, I couldn't do a thing
>mia and zack heard the commotion and came running but he just slapped them and threatened to kill them if they told anyone
>zack just stood dumfounded watching me and mia was in tears
>chris fingered me a few times to loosen me up, using his spit as lube
>his dog fucked me for a few minutes after that and came (thankfully we didn't knot)
>he then threatened he would kill me too if I told anyone and left me there
>when I looked down, I just saw blood and what I now know is dog semen, running down my legs
>I put on my clothes, ran home and got cleaned up
I never told my parents and I stopped going across to play. We moved about a year after that, so I never saw them again.
>>28706973
Only if it's JRHNBR
>it's friday night
>I'm talking and fantasizing about dog dick on /r9k/
i sometimes look at myself from a wider perspective and laugh
>>28710330
Well that really sucks.
>>28710330
How does it feel that you got me hard as fuck? I bet to this day you think back to being raped by a dog and want it to happen all over again, slut
>>28706973
I absolutely 111% would the second I was given the opportunity.
I'd fuck a pig too, but not a dog.
I'm into this and can't decide if I want a girl that'd be into this too. Like yeah, it's hot? But I'd also be satisfied never doing it.
>>28710500
I know what you mean. I feel that way about a lot of my kinks/fetishes. Dating a kinky bi girl would be fun, since we'd both be able to talk about girls we'd want to fuck. But then, if she falls for a girl, I can't compete with something I'll never be. Same with wanting to fuck dogs.
>>28707721
Just date any white guy.
>>28710467
Well now this is why you're a basement dwelling virgin ... forever.
>>28710548
I'm a huge autist/very socially bad so I might just end up getting fucked by a dog forever. Dogs are nice to cuddle too.
>>28710657
Jokes on you I have a harem, slut. You're welcome to join and tell me in private about how often you finger yourself to dogs
>>28710693
If I liked her enough, I'd definitely stay with someone like that.Hell, I've always wanted to get fucked by a dog myself. What a nice three-entity relationship that'd be
>>28710330
>14
>playing kid games like hide and seek, explorer, etc.
3/10, its poorly written and not even believable.
>>28710467
congratulation faggot, a fat virgin like yourself made you hard
>>28710804
well, when I was that age we didn't have ipads, iphones or computers to play around with and we lived in a pretty desolate area so there wasn't much to do. Like I said before, one of the kids, mia, was younger than us so we had to play some games that she would like, to include her. If you don't believe me that's fine.
>>28707485
You sure he wasn't just nervously pissing in your mouth, femanon?
More femanon stories? Shit was just gettin good.
>>28711050
Of course. Look it up. Dogs pre-cum a bunch.
>>28711004
the only 14 yo i know who played hide and seek was a dawny.
you should fix your story or provide pic.
>>28711119
Not that anon, but I had a friend with a killer backyard and our friends and I played there until we were about 13ish, so it's not that hard to believe. Did you never have fun outdoors?
>>28711178
i happen to be in contact with 14yo for work.
they're not kids
Ultimate degeneracy desu senpai, baka
>>28705488
So horses are things now, too
>>28710330
what the fuck am I reading, this is a 4/10 attempt at erotic short story
>>28707042
> We both enjoy it immensly, my husband isn't the jealous one, at least not when it comes to dogs making love to me, and he enjoys watching me receiving orgasm after orgasm. I have 2 small children, a boy and a girl, so on the exterior you might say my family look's like an 'ordinary' one.
>dog chad will fuck your wife
>>28705488
EXCUSE ME, BUT ITS CALLED A HORSE, YOU GO ON ABOUT NOT SEXING SOMETHING THAT HAS NO CONSENT BUT YOU CANT EVEN CALL IT A HORSE, THATS LIKE ME NOT CALLING YOU A HUMAN BUT A PIECE OF SHIT.
>>28705790
>ive never talked about it irl
thats because you dont go outside i bet
>>28706841
>>28706951
cucks detected
>>28705451
yes, kind of like being with a big black bull hehe
>>28709954
lmao to all the retards believing this shit.
>>28712649
Breh, an ugly old Jap draws all my hentai, but I still fap to it.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggotini
>>28705451
No, that's how you die and also it is the gross and also ew sex without emotion is gross.
HO no shit why did I read this thread.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
I don't want this fetish into me, how do I get it out? I have never liked this shit or lurked, does this dissapear, fucken why really?
I am so fucked up as i am, I don't need this.
I don't need this
I don't want or need this.
>>28709954
>Eventually had to stop because my presence and relationship with the alpha was agitating the wolves and causing problems
Just when you think women have tainted every social group imaginable. They move on to the animal kingdom and start ruining the social cohesiveness of packs of wolves.Their destruction knows no bounds.
>>28710072
At least the dog stays with the girl, unlike a dude.
>mfw just fapped to bestiality for the first time
Is this what degeneracy feels like
>>28707721
Furaffinity.net, it has a lot of the feral sruff there.
>>28712861
you probably didn't even see any of the good vids
google "artofzoo sam" when your refractory period ends
>>28712861
yes.what was it?
>>28712757
maybe this will cure you. the gentlemen died if that helps
>>28710137
>I think it's a fetish rooted in being dominated by a nonsapient animal enacting its primal urges
Explains why so many girls go for black guys
>>28712937
thank you that helped a lot.
men I am so fucked to up to add this to the list,
I really thank you.
>>28705451
been over this a million times
it will kill you retard
I don't think I could take it, a pony MAYBE but not a full sized stallion.
>>28713687
Why are you even considering the situation?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why the fuck are you thinking about an animal's penis fitting inside of you????
>>28709954
As someone who actually owns wolves, this is complete bullshit.
They would never trust some random volunteer faggot.
It takes years and hundreds of hours of communication to get an adult wolf to trust someone.
I've had my babies since they were cubs and one of them is still distant .
You would be ripped to shreds if you ever tried to get one alone.
How the fuck can anyone believe your bullshit??
>>28712849
Except women all modern polls of recorded behavior insist women are less loyal than men. GTFO and await your replacement fuckbot year 2020
>>28712832
underrated
desu desu desu desu.. ka?
>>28714955
There is nothing wrong about getting fucked by a horse.
