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2016-05-20 22:31:00 Post No. 28705221
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2016-05-20 22:31:00
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>get a new modem
>need to give cumcast a call and give them my mac address
>call their number
>automated voice bitch comes on
>doesn't give me any options
>just asks me to say something so she can direct me
>have no idea what the fuck to say
>say mac address
>"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. You can say something like..."
>say modem
>"I'm sorry I didn't understand that response. You can say something like..."
>"INTERNET!"
>"For troubleshooting your internet service, you can go to double-u double-u double-u dot comcast dot com and..."
>"OPERATOR!"
>"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that..."
>"YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
>"Ok, I'll connect you with one of our agents. Please wait."
>wait for hold on 20 minutes
>finally hear a voice that's not the automated voice bitch
>it's Pajeet
>he understands less of what I'm saying than the machine
>"ME. GIVE. YOU. MAC. ADDRESS. TO. ACTIVATE. MODEM"
>he doesn't understand
>"MAC. ADDRESS. MAC. ADDRESS. YOU. TAKE."
>he doesn't get it
>"NEW MODEM."
"Ohhh. You new modem?"
>"YES. YES. ACTIVATE. ACTIVATE"
>"Ok, jew have number on modem?"
>try to give him the mac address
>try about 5 times enunciating each syllable before he finally gets it
>wait
>wait
>wait
>he keeps telling me it's not working and he's trying
>20 minutes later
>still not working
>hear children playing in the background and he's saying something to them
>lose my shit and just hang up
Why is this allowed?
