>mommy let me order Chinese food tonight
>mouth watering thinking about eating that juicy chicken and perfect rice
>gonna gorge myself on this chinkypoo feast while watching television with my mommy in the living room
>the greasy food will probably contribute to my oily, unwashed body's odor and slick texture
>only bathe once a week now since becoming a full NEET at the age of 26
>after, when I'm so full I feel nearly ill, I'll go back to my smelly cave and log onto F-list
>gonna halfheartedly jerk off to some degenerate fetishes with other perverts
>will scoop up my stinky nutsack wipe the greasy, vinegar-and-musk stink along my shaft
>after I cum, I'll probably sit at my computer and run through mental lists of how I'm going to improve my squalid life
>I'll inevitably just decide it's hopeless and lie down in my bed that is so oily that my hand comes away slick when I touch the pillow my unctuous head rests against for probably 17 hours a day
>repeat for the rest of my life
Just wanted to let you guys know, I think the chinkypoo delivery man is here!
>>28704045
Enjoy your dinner Neet-sama
23 y/o neet apprentice reporting in, woke up at 1:30 PM, smoked some weed, cracked a beer, currently playing classic WoW on a private server, about to heal a ZF run, wish me luck
This shouldn't be as hot as it is.I probably won't go as far as not washing my hands after I eat, but I do intend to shower less.
>>28704275
You're such a dirty boy, anon-chan!
Do your armpits stink, French-kun?
>>28705490
I'm not French, you've mistaken me for someone else.
They did until I had to shower. I had to go out today.
>>28704045
I really need to see that show one day.
Wanna know why I can't cum and not shower? Because I get cold. Very cold. My balls wear makes me super cold.
>I have a built-in NEET alarm
Feels shitty man.
Daily reminder that Judy is a goddess.
>>28706078
>Wanna know why I can't cum and not shower? Because I get cold. Very cold. My balls wear makes me super cold.
>>I have a built-in NEET alarm
>Feels shitty man.
>Daily reminder that Judy is a goddess.
Sweat...oops.
>>28705751
>not going out and subjecting the normies to your musk
pleb
>>28706078
>furshit
Exceptionally fucking disgusting. Please kill yourself.
>You'll never morph into OP's choice of anime girl for the night, rub his tummy, inhale his NEET stink, give him a nice shoulder/foot massage and then let him have his fill of lewd antics
Kebab>Chinky
>>28706078
>furries
>on my board
>>28707965
Who so red anon?
>>28707454
be my hairy buttholed gyaru gf please
I want to feed Galko chinese food and have her fart on me.
>>28708415
Deal, aslong as I get that NEET armpit/ball stink.
