>tfw I will never die
just wait, or jump from a building dude
>>28704008
I can only die over time
Filthy hands stay away from mine
Every reason is a right to hate
Painful clutch- death is fine give me mine
Only one of us walks away x4
and so on...
>>28704035
No, you don't understand anon. I will NEVER die. I am immortal.
>>28704072
sure.
what the hell, i have nothing else to do. elaborate on your "power",mister immortal
you're gunna die.
orig
>>28704090
well sure I guess... It's not very interesting though...
What do you wanna know?
>>28704154
when did you find out your power? what happens when you get injured? how long have you been alive?
>>28704154
I want to know the story of how you got your inmortality
>tfw you will never stand on a tall hill with a list of every person you've ever known and tell each and every one of them to fuck off over a period of 3 days and 3 nights
>mfw quantum suicide will never let me have the release of death and eternal rest
>>28704154
Why you?
>>28704262
that is a very specific thing to say, anon
>>28704308
I was working under the assumption that this was an obscure feels thread. Here's another
>tfw you hate the music you listen to sometimes so you just drive in silence and contemplate accelerating into a lightpole
>>28704362
i was actually curious out of boredom about what the OP would have made up in his story of "immortality", but since it would seem that, as always, op is a fag, i'll just go away, bored
>>28704213
>when did you find out your power?
I suppose I just realized over time that my life wouldn't end
> what happens when you get injured?
I heal, of course. It takes as long as it would for a normal person
> how long have you been alive?
20 years so far.
>>28704298
I don't know why I was given these powers, and I do not know the full extent of my power as of yet. I just know that I haven't died yet, and at this point, it is unlikely.
>>28704397
I answered for op
>>28704290
>>28704485
I haven't died yet either. Do you know what the secret to controlling it is?? It just keeps happening to me! I want off
>tfw i am already dead
