Can anyone here give a robot some advice on Escorts? I'm gonna be calling one up in an hour or two to set up an appointment but this is my first time. I checked her and her number out online she seems totally legit, I more just have no idea how I go about talking to her on the phone, setting up an appointment, things like that.
any help here guys please, I'm nervous as hell.
>>28702966
don't be nervous my friend.
ask her what's her fee, where she usually encounter her clients, or even better, set up a meeting in a public space.
If you are convinced of her qualities and you are sure the she is a professionist, just go with the flow, if you know what I mean ;)
>>28703005
Well like I said I looked her up, a lot of escort ads phone numbers the first result is on something called EscortPolice saying it's a sting, but nothing like that shows up for her, recently started advertising in my town saying she was new, her older posts are from about 6 hours away so all in all it looks legit.
It's incalls or outcalls also but I'm looking for an incall, is asking for a fee to straight forward for escorts or do you have to beat around the bush a bit?
Thanks for replying btw I was starting to feel like no one on this whole site would give me some advice.
Speaking of escorts, did escort guy post a new greentext yesterday? I hope I didn't miss one desu
>>28703172
Yeah escort guy posted yesterday. Short but pretty good
>>28703100
>, is asking for a fee to straight forward for escorts or do you have to beat around the bush a bit?
It's a business, don't forget that. She wants money, you have it, no reason to small talk with a human toaster.
>>28703100
This is what you do. I'm only going to tell you once so don't ask questions after.
Call her. When she picks up, say "hello is this 'her_name_here' ?" Introduce yourself, ask her how her day has been, then say you called because you were looking to spend some time together if she was available. She'll ask when you want to meet and for how long, then you exchange details and go from there. Don't talk about what it exactly you want to do, don't use incriminating words, and don't haggle on price.
Easy, polite, professional, straight to the point, I've done it this way with many providers and had good results every time, they will appreciate you being respectful and professional and you will get much better service.
>>28703100
no problems mate, I am happy to help
just do what my fella >>28703336
told you and you will be just fine
>>28703336
>>28703248
>>28703481
Thanks a lot guys. That's what I was thinking, it's a business, I have cash, she has a service, real simple. I've just never done this before, should I ask before doing anything and everything? She said fetish friendly and I plan to have a bit of fun with that.
Really appreciate it honestly, been waiting too long for this and really need some advice, especially walk through stuff like >>28703336
>>28702966
>but this is my first time
first time with an escort or just your first time in general? just curious
>>28703555
the girls just want money, and you wanna fuck, real plain and simple. Just be polite and friendly. I had 2 escorts, both in vegas. They were both great, gorgeus girls, just make some small talk (where you're from etc) and then get down to business.
have fun anon!
>>28703238
>>28703172
Thanks man, I had missed the thread.
Here is escort bro's thread from y'day:
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400
>>28703238
Was that thread 5 or 6?
If 6, please post threadnumber
>>28704780
It's thread 6. The other 5 are linked in thread 6.
>>28705271
I'm almost finished it and I can tell you that it's real comfy ^_^
>>28705293
These have been the best threads in r9k for a long time. I feel like downloading them and saving them and printing them in a book, but then I'd think "why?" and then put the paper in the bin.
there is something really good about his writing, it's the honesty (which r9k is great for), his self awareness and his great memory for details.
It really is very comfy and immersive.
I feel sad that future threads will be less visible and less often.
That is one hot slut, jesus fucking christ.
>>28705363
The last thread had a beautiful bit where he was recounting Marina's favourite memory. It was a metaphor for how she sees him. Now thats writing.
What kind of person do you become after using this services?
>Your first was a prostitute
You will have to carry that weight for ever
Unless you are ultra Chad and hiring prostitutes for a party, you will still be a looser.
its not rocket science, you pick a hot one who seems normal and fuck her brains out
If it's a backpage escort, try to verify it's not actually law enforcement.
>>28702966
choose a one with a qt face. that's 90% of atractiveness. can't you go to a nice whorehouse where you can pick one irl? choosing by a picture seems like a sure way to get dissappointed.
>>28702966
Been visiting escorts on the regular the past year and a half. A few pointers:
>If it's an outcall, if she brings any dudes, you don't answer the door. Likewise with incalls if you see any dudes hanging about near her room/flat you get out
>Remember you are the customer, and it's your time. A lot of escorts, especially Eastern European ones, will do their best to rush you, which when combined with frequent limits on number of cums per hour means you end up getting kicked out with time to spare. Don't let them push you about, I had one who sucked me off for like a minute then started to ride. She had attitude though, turns out her friends were going clubbing and she wanted to fit two johns in before she went out, even though I'd paid for the whole hour.
>Check extras like anal, CIM, OWO, etc. and the number of cums/hour allowed if it applies. If they don't stick to what they advertaise leave. Clarify with them before hand the services you want are available and at what price.
>Also never go with a girl who does extras that are normally either outright included or paid for (e.g. anal) as 'at discretion'. They never do it, it's always too late for anal, or if they're trying to flatter they'll say some shit about it being too big. They should have as little choice as possible- give them an inch to jew you of time, money and sex and they'll jew you a whole yard.
>Never go bareback... you'd think that's obvious but there's a reason they're a good 2/3 of the price of regular escorts.
>Get someone who does shower anal sex- fucking godly bro
>Bring only enough money to pay for the sex and for travel
I may think of more but that's my 2 cents for now.
>>28705392
My first was a prostitute. Sure you sometimes feel a bit down about it, but honestly it's better to have fucked and paid than never to have fucked at all. All the bots on this shitshow won't ever have a first, that's what this board is for. Just get practical about addressing your desires and pay up.
>>28705717
Faces don't mean shit. My first was some dog faced Romanian with a 10/10 100% natural and toned body. Trust me when I say the face is just something for you to stick your cock in with these cunts. If it's your first escort you'll go mad, 1 hour with a hot body and willing orifices for the duration. You'll be too busy up in her and on her to look at her fucking face.
And make sure her boobs aren't fake, it's pointless otherwise.
>>28705392
I had a 7/10 blonde chick as my first.
She was down for some BDSM shenanigans. Shit was so cash.
Dripped melted hot chocolate on her asshole and ate it. I regret nothing desu
>>28705809
good write up robobro
