This is 4chan?
Hah, don't make me laugh. A couple friend of mine told me about this loser website, calling it notorious, so I decided to check it out. Every single one of you has a mental disability. I'm a psychologist so I know. You're all a bunch of losers who sit around all day jerking off to cartoon pornography. Assisted suicide is legal in Ontario now, so you've got an option! I'm truly above all of you. I have a rotation of 4 fuck buddies a week, I'm highly extroverted and qualified at every aspect of life. I've always been at the top of my class, and best of all women want me. They want a man like me, not some loser who jerks off in the dark. Hit me with your best shot losers. This is my picture by the way.
>>28702785
>ontario
Even if literally everything you just said is true, I'm better than you simply because I'm American and you're not.
>>28702785
P-post your butt please
>>28702785
>I'm a psychologist so I know
I r8 ur b8 1/10 and I'm being generous
Great. Now head over to wizchan.org, so we can watch your normie little head explode.
Wow this is not even baiting anymore.
This is throwing a stick into an ocean.
>>28702785
With that teenage beard? Get gid kid.
>>28702785
Fresh pasta?
>>28702785
nice copy pasta, faggot, can I take it for some (you)'s when I'm feeling down?
This is pasta?
Hah, don't make me laugh. A couple friend of mine told me about this loser repost, calling it funny, so I decided to check it out. Every single version of this has a mental disability. I'm an oldfag so I know. You're all a bunch of losers who sit around all day jerking off to madlibs. Shitposting is legal on /b/ now, so you've got an option! I'm truly above all of you. I have a rotation of 4 guaranteed-replies pastas a week, I'm highly introverted and qualified at every aspect of posting. I've always been at the top of my thread, and best of all 4chan wants me. They want a pasta like "Shit was so cash", not some loser who jerks off in the dark. Hit me with your best shot losers. This is my picture by the way.
If you reply to this post, your crush will text you by the end of the day
>>28702817
Original comment and photo
>>28703142
Thank you anon
You're the best
>>28703142
how, when she doesnt have my number or fb or anything ?
>>28702785
You look like a shitty americanized italian
>>28703116
This is serious discussion?
Hah, don't make me laugh. A couple IRC friend of mine told me about this loser thread, calling it "fun", so I decided to check it out. Every single one of you has a mental disability. I'm an unpaid volunteer so I know. You're all a bunch of losers who sit around all day jerking off to cartoon pornography. Assisted suicide is legal on Reddit now, so you've got an option! I'm truly above all of you. I have a rotation of 4 boards a week, I'm highly experienced and qualified at every aspect of moderation. I've always had the last word in threads, and best of all my mother loves me. She wants a man like me, not some loser who posts off-topic things in the dark. Hit me with your best shot shitposters. This is my picture by the way.
>>28703142
replying to this mf post w4jenfspnred
>>28703142
She doesn't even know any of my contact info, but I'll try anyway.
>>28703142
Pls respond to me uh huh isn't a response don't be bored with meeeeeeeee
The Guido couple
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>28703142
rolling originally in the most original way possible
>>28702817
Your elections are rigged from top to bottom. Trump will lose.
horrible bait
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>>28702785
This dude is ~5'7" and weighs 135lbs
>>28703142
This chick would be so cute if not for the thunder thighs and denim skirt.
>>28703253
t. increasingly nervous man
>>28703220
Attention Humanoid lifeforms,
We are the borg, and we refuse to assimilate you into our collective. Your species is a collection of unadaptable, irrelevant drones whose primary objective is to use entertainment provisions. Your culture is nothing in the alpha quadrant. Your species does not replicate. It is beneficial to assimilate individuals to enhance the collective, But your species is not worthy of assimilation. You attempt to self replicate over holographs.
Resistance is futile. Do not attempt to stop us, we are the perfect lifeforms. We control the delta quadrant. We will assimilate the alpha quadrant. Your civilisation does nothing other than attempt to replicate with binary data depicting an individual of species 5618 - Sub race 7. We have perfected our collective. We have a powerful borg queen (She just ordered the assimilation of a starship. The operation was successful). You will lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.
Pic related: It's the borg and our queen
>>28702785
Kekek nice tattoos you effeminate faggot
>>28703142
What if i don't have a crush
>>28703142
Thanks Anonoriginal comment you robot faggot
>>28703142
She doesn't have a way to contact me but ill reply anyway
