The Sex Talk
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How old were you when you had The Sex Talk? No, not the sex talk, The Sex Talk.
Not the one with you're mom explaining sex, the one where Chad asks you how many girls you've fucked.
>2011
>last day of school 10th grade
>with 2 of my best friends, both virgins but not nerdy or anything
>2 of my friends and I are talking to a nigger Chad and some weird white kid
>Nigger chad asks how many girls you've fucked
>my first friend completely lies, says "one on a cruise ship" - I know hes never fucked anyone
>my second friend says "one... maybe two, it was out of town" - I know it was a blatant lie and he was virgin because we talked about it all the time
>weird kid says "5"
>comes to me and I be honest and say none
>chad says "NEVER? not even a kiss?"
Funny this is nigger chad was poorest and I was richest and I fucked nobody. Unfortunately I set my standards way too high in HS but still. Money is a meme.
>>28702221
My parents shoved me in sex ed and let the school teach it
I've never understood this. Even complete asspies understand there is a social stigma about being a virgin yet you jackasses keep admitting to it. Is it really that hard to stammer out that you had sex with a nerdy girl once while her parents were out at the store?
Just made that shit up right there. lying about losing your v-card ain't hard.
>>28702290
Chad or my friends would call me out and embarrass me even more
>>28702290
I don't like lying.
>>28702290
I can't understand why any of you give a fuck. Some dumbass asked me how many girls I've fucking and I told him I was a virgin. Literally no big deal. He chuckled and I didn't care. It only bothers most girls if you're an insecure bitch. I just told them I'm waiting for the right girl. What are they going to do? Laugh? Who the fuck cares.
>>28702385
It's easy to have that mentality online, anon.
However when chads are laughing at you and girls don't like you, deep down you question yourself. "am I waiting for the right girl?" you tell Chads, but inside, you question the validity. "is that really why....?" Deep down you know.
>>28702221
Haven't had it. Friends believed me when I told them I had sex once (they're all virgins, though). Female housemate did ask me if I was gay once, though.
>>28702437
I'm serious, I've dated 2 girls, and both were willing to have sex. I'm the one who said no. Using virginity as an insult just seems so dumb.
This was one of the worst moments when I was in the army. I just made up I fucked some skank from some random town when drunk and everyone believed it. Truth is I'm kissless virgin.
>at launch break with a guy at new job
>girls topic comes up
>he's telling me about how girls are dominant and something
>"you haven't noticed this? how was your last girlfriend?"
>start saying something but stop in the middle of the first word
>just sigh and look defeated into the distance
>>28702440
>Female housemate
You're either referring to your mother or you're a normie, if the latter is the case, you should G E T O U T
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28702221
literally never had, found out most by using thought in the fifth grade.
Sex Ed tought me the details. But at that point i had already seen porn in vast quantities, so i didn't give much of a shit.
I mostly just wrote joke questions in the anynomous question bucket
>>28702221
I don't speak to Chad so it's never come up before. Worst that happened is in 8th grade some kid I vaguely knew asked if I was gay since I never spoke to girls, but who cares about that.
>>28702683
How would that make me a normie?
>>28702290
>Not admitting to it
>Not laughing at normalfags saying they are going to set you up with someone
>Not laughing at knowing they are just saying that and don't really plan on doing it at all
There is no reason not to admit to being a virgin. Worst case scenario people think you are weird. Robots have bigger problems than that, and are seen as weird anyways.
>>28703115
>TFW Tell friends that i'm a virgin
>TFW one of them decides to try and hook me up with a guy because i don't want a relationship with any gender but he fucking see's it as girls only
>TFW retards think your gay just because you haven't had sex
What do i even have to do to be fucking accepted in this world i'd love to know
>tfw your degenerate friend praised you for being a virgin because it takes effort in this world to stay like that
Y-you t-too
>>28703231
>it takes effect to not do something
I think he might be retarded.
