Guys I think the eggman had officially cracked
>>28702042
Is he aware of his very repulsive face?
>>28702042
Damn thats a massive face he has.
Like the moai statues
>>28702042
Get a fucking haircut, eggman.
>>28702042
GET A HAIRCUT YA FOOKIN HIPPY
he's starting to look medievally ugly
He looks like he saw some H.P.Lovecraft deity, lmao. Didn't he had a gf once or some shit? Fucking how, he's 1/10
>>28702042
>eggman officially cracked
This time for real?
>>28702275
>Didn't he had a gf once or some shit?
He currently has a gf and he has had 2 gfs before her.
>>28702265
He looks like a non-magical character from The Witcher 3
You think he'd loose some weight working all the time, but nah.
his body has basically given up at this point
he's still fighting it tho
He looks like he saw the Heart of Darkness.
He looks like he saw the devil and it's due.
He looks like he walked into his parents fucking BDSM style.
He looks like he was excited for that last piece of cake the whole day and someone ate it.
He looks like he just found out there is no salvation.
He looks like the cops busted him and he's about to get 25 to live.
What did this man saw, that we did not?
>>28702313
This is why he suffers, he fell for the vaginal jew.
>>28702042
Help me. What's the name of the "time of the day" black youtube guy from last year? Is his account still up?
>>28702060
Yes
>>28702042
He's cool but he's an attention whore. He's legit good at rapping though.
>every tripfag is an attention whore
^truth. Eggman did you ever get money for when the news stations reported you as the shooting suspect? Was it part of your plan all along?
>>28702375
Kent. He's still making videos and is still nowhere with women lmao.
>Eggman thread is made
>Eggman shows up shortly after
Pottery
>>28702397
>He's still making videos
really? the channel I bookmarked last year has been deleted. what's his new channel?
>>28702388
>Was it part of your plan all along?
It was samson's plan.
>>28702397
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIQ27rWnnotdJb2dN0BOFg
Thanks senpai, they were kind of comfy except every one in three would be a mental breakdown
>>28702413
Every single time. Its amazing how he works 100 hours a week and everytime "someone" makes an eggman thread he happens to be browsing r9k and he even finds the thread.
>>28702275
he makes a lot of money from working 24/7
>>28702472
maybe he has some shitty android 4chan app that notifies him if the word "eggman" appears in an OP?
Hey guys! I'm going to kill myself!!!
HEY GUYS!! LOOK AT MEE!!
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
GIVE ME ATTENTION IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
t. Eggman
>>28702472
It's a desperate cry for help. It's not like something like this hhappeed the first time.
>>28702441
That's scary, he is truly a madman and a puppet master. Hang in there Eggy
>>28702528
This is ironic coming from a tripfag.
>>28702530
you spelled 'attention' wrong
>>28702105
>>28702275
Fuckin kek these are too accurate
Poor Eggy
Y'all can't get enough of me.
>>28702579
He may be a tripfag, but he is also one of the best shipposters so he should be let off for that
>>28702671
I dunno if you saw my snap but I also got a flat tire today
>>28702042
His shell is broken, and gunk is oozing out
>>28702042
eggman is a solid 9/10 desu
>>28702697
are you retarded?
orgnal
>>28702672
>tripfag makes a thread trying to get attention
>gets a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28702388
Got a link to his rap?
why is he stil such a fat disgusting fuck? wasnt he at least trying to lose some weight a while ago? what happened to that?
>>28702739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJXlMJmk6w
>Implying Eggy isn't the next Biggie
>>28702042
Did he quit his job and start being homeless?
why do people still care about this attention whore?
>>28703063
>posting anime
>calling other people attention whores
pic related
>>28703132
One has absolutely nothing to do with the other. This board, lmao.
>>28703164
>goes on to post a twink, ""fembot"", steam and >>>/lgbt thread
you're not fooling anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyZVf9yRTI
lol
>>28702573
>>28702441
there is no stopping me, this board will be mine
>>28702042
He has a gf, he's meming about being a robot.
>>28702042
does eggy have some kind of medical condition that makes his eyes look so droopy all the time? or does he just not sleep.
He just got a new job that pays a lot better so doubt it
>>28703257
>doxxes eggman
>eggman loses his job and is forced to get 2 jobs
>frames eggmas as the school shooter
>eggman can't live a normal life and as a result kills himself
THANK YOU SAMSON
i'm looking forward when this board becomes yours
>>28702275
only a basic person would rate on a decimic scale.
Eggy has great hair, unique features
Whatever he misses in stereotypic conventional 'attractiveness' he makes up for with that sultry suave Bro-tier chad voice. Cool guy!
I hope he knows how dope he is
>>28703299
Is heroin a medical condition?
I was pretty set on including eggman in my business plan up north for a solid month, but then realized it was unrealistic and he probably didn't have any skills that we could use.
Sucks. Would have been free housing, WiFi, food.
What's got Eggy on the verge of suicide this time? I refuse to add him on snapchat. I don't want my phone shitted up with is whining and STDs.
>>28702042
You guys realize that eggy takes intentionally shitty pictures of himself and plays up the "i'm such a loser" angle because he doesn't want to lose his /r9k/ cred, right? In reality he has a gf and his work/health situation has greatly improved. He's a normie and things are actually going pretty good for him right now.
>>28703461
What business gives that?
>>28703681
proof
>>28703709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMplS6twCXw
He has a decent job now and no longer needs to kill himself with no sleep and a terrible diet.
As for him having a gf, that's just common knowledge. Go to /eggman/ on infinitychan, pretty sure he confirms it in one of the threads there if you really need proof.
>>28703257
Samson 2016! The age of the train begins!
>>28703257
I hate all tripfags but I hate you the least.
CRACK THE EGG!
CRACK THE EGG!
CRACK THE EGG!
CRACK THE EGG!
CRACK THE EGG!
>>28703709
She posts herself in these threads. Her picture has been posted. She even self-posted it before. She's the stereotypical /r9k/ femanon attention whore.
>>28702042
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>28703299
Ptosis desu
>>28702388
>^truth. Eggman did you ever get money for when the news stations reported you as the shooting suspect? Was it part of your plan all along?
That's literally the only reason why I went along with this "prank" in the hopes that eggy would've gotten mad dosh and yet even that fell through.
We fucking fail at everything.
>>28703257
You are the hammer that will successfully crack this egg. Hang in there eggyweggy.
>>28702472
He gets snapchats and that's how he can tell people made a thread about him.
When people talk about him, he knows because people message him.
To summon the eggman, post his snapchat
>>28702938
As with his mother and not drinking while pregnant, he eventually fell off the dieting bandwagon
>>28703257
Huh, so it's Samson.
I've always been reading the numbers as numbers.
>>28704133
they are coordinates...
>>28703257
I am now afraid of train conductors and taking Amtrak
>>28704133
how new are you?
originalcommentdesu
>>28702042
He finally accepted that his girlfriend has been using him while she searches for a Chad to move in with.
>>28704715
you can't run faster than a train
>>28702042
>i think le ebin tripfagGOD cracked again, 23rd time this years
>>28702265
Yes he looks like he would fit in much better in medieval times. He would be like the court Steward or something. That's probably why his genetics were passed on.
Remember when /r9k/ spread a rumor that he shot some people, and the stupid normie media ate it up because they love shitting on ugly white people?
He's ugly, but he's ugly in a way that is not repulsive; he can sell it as a 'unique trait.' Not gonna impress most girls, but you can make that work
Yeah these uneventful threads get old. He isn't breaking. He's fine. He probably posted this desu
>>28705586
nah, he can't post from work. maybe friday was his day off, who knows?
What's eggmans Snapchat? I can't find it
>>28705817
hacks is hack_blastard
eggy is thenewformula
does Samson have a snapchad?
>>28705817
you didn't look very hard
>>28702042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F825cdwotdM
>>28706316
>hack_blastard took his trip off
LOL
>>28702042
Is eggman homeless now?
Also what's his snap? Does he add randoms?
>>28702042
>Today marks the first day of the end of my life
>>28703257
go to bed
Jimmy
>>28702042
He's always wearing that hoodie his gf picked out for him. It's very middleschool cute
>>28706316
nope, just skype, fb and email
>>28702042
Does it look to anybody else like he's become even more ugly since he firstcposted his face on this board?
>>28708781
he purposefully makes himself look worse to gain attention
>>28708781
his girlfriend has sucked the life out of him
Whats his snapchat username
>>28707621
I'm not Jimmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GDqNE70_E
Eggman's out on a date with his gf this Friday night. What are you losers doing?
>>28702480
It all goes to paying for his terrible financial decisions though. At the end of the day he has zero pocket money.
>>28710115
he spent all his money trying to find a girlfriend, and when he finally did he thought his life would be better. live and learn. she is a lying whore but he needed to believe her lies so badly
>>28709766
Am0r_Fati
>Eggman
>Anything but a shitty normalfag meme attention whore
He literally isn't a virgin and has had MULTIPLE girlfriends.
>>28710248
yeah, being retarded isn't enough to qualify as a robot
>>28703257
Kek, you're the most boring tripfag on this board.
Why are you a trip, honestly? I haven't even bothered to filter you, that's how much of a footprint you leave on this board.
>>28702265
I keked hard
ORIGINIGGER
>>28702042
eggman is a raging normalfag who still is falling for the 3d meme
He literally went for the first gaping axewound that was dangled infront of him, and now has 30k debt because of it
>>28710279
He's autistic and wants you to accept him as a part of the tribe.
Yo whats eggmans
Tldr
My car broke down this morning so I had to bike to work on absolutely zero sleep
It was fucking horrible and I was multiple hours late for my shift which followed with me being threatened for termination but I narrowly escaped for now. Still going to have to bike like 3 hours each way to my job every day now.
>>28710511
always with the wagecucking. so what happened to the being interesting idea?
>>28710511
BIKED
I wish you could come live with me in Massachusetts eggy. We'd have a jam
>>28710511
Doesn't your gf work the same shift at the same place? Does she bike 3 hours too?
I think you're a lying shitposter. Use your paycheck to fix your car. This isn't rocket science here
>>28710511
move to NY and i'll provide you with free food and a roof over your head as long as you suck my dick everyday
>>28710726
was that directed at his girlfriend? She'd take you up on that offer
>>28710740
no, his gf is disgusting and has std's
i want eggman doing the sucking only because it'll make me feel superior
>>28710511
Fuckkkkkk dude how much do you need to repair your car?
did eggman steal that sweater from a middle schooler...the guy is like 30 he shouldn't be be dressing like that it just makes him look even more retarded.
>>28710882
she got some of them from eggy. some from those rich jews she fucks on consignment
>>28710911
fuck off reddit nigger
he makes those posts so stupid idiots like you give him free money
>>28710950
Nope, I think I'll stay here and care about my fellow human being :)
>>28710511
Why didn't you get any sleep? Aren't you only working the one job now? Either you or your girlfriend are lying. Get your stories straight for fuck's sake.
>>28710966
>caring for someone who doesn't even know you exist
fucking cuckold
Eggman, don't lose that sweet job your girlfriend got you. I picture you two biking along the breakdown lane of the highway in 40 degree weather, only to be wiped out by a swerving semi truck loaded with dragon dildos.
>>28702042
You know. Eggy might actually lose some weight being homeless. I love how he thinks this is gonna be such a fun adventure. I'm homeless and it fucking blows. I'm secretly living in a friend's closet with my fiance in his parents house. We've been homeless for a few months now. And it fucking blows. Fuck you egg.
But in all actuality I hope he loses some weight and maybe this will be the wakeup he needs to see his life isn't that bad and he needs to stop being such a bitch and grow up. He still gonna be uggman forever but maybe not so fat.
>>28711133
all that biking will slim him down into otter mode, then he will get a hot new gf and the old fat uggo gf can go back to fucking old men for money
>>28711133
too bad he's a cumskin that will forever ruin him
I have a long commute in to work,too. I would be at a loss if my car broke down. As a true robot, there is absolutely no one I could call for help. It would be much easier if I just died in a car accident.
>>28711181
I think he should do a /fit/ diary on blinking his way to a Chad bod.
>>28711198
If eggman finally cracks he can glue himself back together with old cum. Eggy is least favorite trip. He's not even a robot. And he bitched at 54m50n once for posting trains with me. Fuckin fag egg
>>28711312
blinking? did he /teleports behind you/
Eggy's gf here. This is lies. Mills drives me to work every morning in his BMW. I love you Daddy!
>>28711003
I've been finishing up my 2 week notice at my old jobs as well as working my new job so I've been doing 16-20 hour days during the week. That's over as of today though so that's nice. I won't have any real issues getting to work now and plus I'll get sleep too. Just have to travel quite a bit.
>it's a eggman threatens to kill himself for attention thread
>>28711389
So you're working the gas station job right now? That explains your girlfriend being on, looking for a chad to shack up with as usual
>>28702969
that was hot fire desu
>>28711389
>I won't have any real issues getting to work now
>Still going to have to bike like 3 hours each way to my job every day now.
Forget the gf. You need to get your story straight
>>28711454
nigger noise
>>28711434
if eggy ws at home his gf wouldnt let him post on r9k. of course he's at the gas station
>>28711389
Hang in there, Eggman. At least your car waited for warm weather before it broke down.
lol you guys fall for that fag's bait every single day, then you come on /r9k/ to create a new thread
>guys eggman finally cracked
>guys eggman just got a gf. he made it and we can too!
>guys eggman has a perfect life, what's your excuse?
>guys eggman is about to kill himself
how naive can an entire imageboard community be?
>>28711575
eggy's life is our soap opera. we even get to be walk-on characters sometimes
hurry up with those coffee machines, mop boy
>>28702042
Can't you faggots think of a new pun already?
jesus. I've seen that joke dozens of times.
>>28711389
Didn't you promise you'd kill yourself? Fucking attention whore faggot.
>>28711777
okay. guys I think all the wood has been officially milled
>>28711389
jesus christ just kill yourself already you're fucking ugly as sin god forbid you pass on your retarded genetics.
>>28711824
or...the mill's been shut down...by new restrictions on logging...laws passed by hippie Sanders supporters...or something
>>28711845
have you seen his gf? their kids will have the derpiest mongoloid faces
>>28711871
no, post her pics
>it's a people trying to make eggman """relevant""" again episode
white people are seriously some of the ugliest people on earth and eggman is a prime example
>>28711389
Why did you remove the video titled Jesus saves my life?
Do you think removing it is why your shit got fucked up again?
>>28711871
post pics lol
>>28710071
drinking alone in my apartment, listening to sad music, and trying to drop dead from sheer force of will
>>28712269
could an angsty sith force choke themselves to death?
POST PIC OF EGMANN GF
>>28703257
I've always hated you but if you can crack the egg you can stay, normie.
>>28712490
she has been posted in an older eggman thread. go find her pic yourself. the only ones of her i saved are rare nudes. if i post them she will know who shared them
how can we use deviled egg in some way? anyone out there clever?
>>28712543
not really, they were linked in multiple omegle threads
anybody could have saved them, and the imgur gallery is probably still up
>>28709766
lilstumpz
>>28712563
not those nudes. newer nudes.
>>28712618
oh, they any good?probably not
>>28712557
>anyone out there clever?
where do you think you are?
>>28712628
the carpet matching the drapes or there even being any carpet is never a given with her
is his gf even remotely attractive? im just curious. i mean if he scored anything above a 2/10 he should be thrilled
>>28712628
sad that she's still sending guys nudes. i hope eggy finally wins her over for real.
>>28712640
kek
>>28712650
kinda cute but top tier fucked in the head
>>28712650
>is his gf even remotely attractive?
yes until you realize how fucked up she is
>>28712662
is right
>>28712662
stab you in your sleep fucked in the head? or piss in her mouth fucked in the head? this is important
You know what's fucked up. Eggman is doing better than probably mostly everyone who posts here. He can get jobs (even if they're shit ones) so he's a functional adult, has his own place, even has a GF.
I couldn't do any of that shit so I'm actually much worse off but I didn't post this to complain. My point is more the realization that this guy -- as fucked up as he seems -- is more fucked up than myself. It's like seeing someone who is considered a loser by everyone and knowing that even he has a brighter future than yourself.
Crazy desu.
i feel like i live vicariously through eggy. how sad is that. hes out accomplishing things and living life while i just sit at home all day every day
>>28712557
>anyone out there clever?
do you know where you are? you're on a board dedicated to failures.
>tfw eggman has been a staple on /r9k/ for almost 2 years
>tfw being aware of his progression without even lurking these threads
I just want to be free of this place
>>28712709
why is it important?
pathological liar/manipulator, bpd, etc
>>28712763
greentext story time, anon. you know what you need to do
Dear Mr Eggman, I am an autistc failure and wish to be your apprentice in exchange for learning how to not be a loser. Plz teach me how to flip eggs and wage slave, regards, formally smug NEET
>>28712763
so was eggman preying on a naive young girl, or was she preying on a retarded beta? who should i have sympathy for?
>>28712776
sorry but not gonna happen
just don't get invested in girls from r9k
>>28712817
almost definitely the second case
>>28712817
Perhaps both. Probably a parasitic relationship where they suck each others blood, dicks, etc.
why does he take intentionally bad photos? is he trying to capitalise on his 'e-celebrity' status to garner more attention to his psyops alphabet agency shill-run podcast?
>>28712847
You must be new to eggman. The answer to your question is yes
>>28703257
You can fuck off back to
>>>/soc/ faggot
>>28712650
>remotely attractive
she is attractive only as long as she stays remote.
>>28712892
she knows it too. why she's a pathological liar
>>28712865
I'm aware of eggman and have been for a while.
I don't trust the phenomenon where a large number of people respond to his threads in admiration, respect or understanding. Those are shill posts. No other tripfag has received the same treatment as eggman, nor do they make threads about themselves like he does, and any mention of or post by any other tripfag is met with harsh response.
The disparity in posting responses is not due to eggman's appearance (he is not r9k's de facto mascot) but another tool used by memetics/shill companies to determine means by which to alter group opinions and biases.
>>28712914
eggman has only altered my opinion of hip hop music and short, fat, flat, borderline r9k girls. I find that I am strangely drawn to both whereas before I hated them
What this guys real name
>>28712914
This is paranoid as fuck. Do you think Eggman has the kind of money to hire a marketing firm to do that?
>>28712943
Mills Wood
Toby Reynolds
>>28712763
So what you're saying is I should decline the opportunity to have her live with me? If being railed by Eggman wasn't enough to put me off
>>28713033
she's probably tried to move in with a dozen guys
i think eggman was just the first who would let her
>>28702388
>hes cool but an attention whore
says the tripfag
fucking kek
>>28713042
that was nice of him. co-dependence, symbiosis, whatever it is i hope it works for them
>>28712563
she looked so potato in those nudes they were unfappable
>>28713420
unless you have a fetish for special olympians
>>28712948
I didn't say he hired a firm...
>>28713602
maybe eggman has some kind of charisma that the other tripfags don't?
>>28711389
I like you eggy
Eggman you cannot continue like this
nice one dickHEAD
>>28713937
Fool I have reached a point you can only dream of
eggman please notice me senpai!
>>28714120
Cosplay suggestion
>>28703257
The only good tripfag is the tripfag that gets rid of other tripfags.
>>28702671
I love you eggman, if I come to your town can we be friens?
Wait so people unironically like that Samson faggot over Eggman? When did this happen
>>28712543
This her? LMAO no way.
>>28702275
He's fucked 8 girls off r9k and 4 off /soc/
Eggman has had more sex than you will have in 10 lifetimes
>>28714665
This is a lie, there is no way you could possibly know this, Samson.
>>28714688
Not Samson lol.
I've met Eggman irl a few times and we used to talk.
The guy is a pussy magnet.
If I was Samson, I'd have a train picture or some shit.
>>28714747
I refuse to believe he is a pussy magnet. Fucking how
>>28714756
He's tall. Tall white male = easy mode with women.
Since when is having a job a fucking success? Getting a job is what people who don't know what to do with their lives do. They are forced to do what others make them do. Fuck all shills here.
>>28714770
fuck off you worthless loser.
>>28714774
how many guys did you fuck before eggman?
>>28714756
>Tall
>Has car
>Own house
Before he sold it
>Lots of savings
Then he spent it all touring America/Canada for fembot pussy
>Alpha
>Charismatic
>White
>>28711853
Can you make it any more obvious that you browse reddit?
>>28714926
>white
How is that a good thing cumskin lmao
>>28715162
Because white is right
>>28715245
Since fucking when?
orig
>>28702060
Reminder that he got rated 6.5 on /soc/ rate me back in the day.
>>28714640
Fake pic that has been posted before of different whore
>>28712543
Fake statement that's been posted before in Omegle threads
I hope things work out for you Eggy, man
