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>walking past some old roastie >she starts walking faster
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>walking past some old roastie
>she starts walking faster to get away from me
DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR UGLY ASS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?
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>>28701716
>Leaving the cinema
>One of the female workers leaves the office as I pass it
>She's wearing a really cute white dress that exposes her back
>She sees me
>She shits her pants and runs away
>Despite the fact that I'm skinny as fuck
>Or that we were in the middle of building with other people around in view
>And only a few feet away from her office
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>late at night
>walking behind some chick near a bus station
>almost no one around
>she starts walking faster and faster
>looks behind her shoulder every few seconds
>cross the street and pretend like I don't even notice her
>she relaxes and slows down
>half an hour later I'm choking the bitch in a ditch
>drag her back to my car and burn her body in my bath tub
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>>28701716
>live near college
>wear shitty clothes and shower every four days, so i always look like a sweaty shitbag
>always walk to college and library
>roasties in front of me lokks behind and subtly goes faster
>always keep pace with her and remain in same distance
>feelsgoodman.jpg

i do this every time the occasion rises. They hate me anyway, might as well make the most of it. It feels fucking amazing to see a girl terryfied of me. Sometime i even do an obious grin when they look back at me.
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>walking behind some girl
>we're going the same direction for a long time
>she suddenly stands to the side
>waits for me to pass
>clearly thought I was following her

this shit is so insulting

fucking stupid cunt
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>walking home from a train station
>7/10 woman walking i front of me, roughly The same speed
>it's dark so she is obviously nervous, she started to walk quicker
>we apparently lived in The same apartment building
>so when we got The entrance she turned around, stared into my eyes and pulled out a small whissle
Blower
>ohgodno.exe
>she blew into that little thing with such force she woke up The whole building
>at this point im lying on the ground trying to get my hearing back
>suddenly about 5-6 guys run out of The building and started to beat me up
>this continued until Police arived to The scene, arrested me and drove me to The Police station
>i of course explained my innocence but still had to spend The night There
>next morning, They let me go home, never see The girl ever again, all of my neighbors still hate me though
>mfw im not even angry at her
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>>28703369
This can't be real
gh gjghg
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Believe The hype
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>>28702316
This type of serial killers are the best.
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>>28703369
>at this point im lying on the ground trying to get my hearing back
Taken out by a loud sound. You fucking asspie.
Did you notice it didn't physically knock down the girl who blew the whistle? That's because it didn't overstimulate her into an autistic coma. It's a whistle, not a gun.
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>>28703733
>smug mikkelsen.
Lurking this shithole has yield something good. Thanks, anon!
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If only this story were real. Everyone wants to walk super slow, pisses me the fuck off.
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>>28703369

Did you press charges and file a lawsuit? If not then stop bitching. This would be an easy as fuck case.
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>>28704155
> im not even angry at her
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>>28703868
What the hell are you talking about?

I'm sick of this "not original" bullshit, to be honest.
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>>28703369
Why are people so shit?
Why??
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>>28703369
Break into your neighbor's homes and kill them in their sleep until there's no more normies to stop you from raping her next time, senpai
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>>28702706
why dont you shower more you disgusting faggot?
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>>28704538
Thank you for The support
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