>Make a thread
>Realize it has a spelling mistake
>Close browser
>mfw I realize I made a typo after I submitted my post
>Post in wrong thread
>close browser
>>28701579
>make a post
>realize just as I post it how incredibly retarded it looks
>close thread
>pretend it never happened
>it never comes back to haunt me
if only real life was like 4chan
>make post
>get positive reply
>reread post 10000000 times because proud
>search ways i could have improved it for the whole day
>make a post
>realize you replied to the wrong person
>>28701579
>Post reply
>Make some kind of error
>Called newfag
>Shamefully closes thread
>Make checkem post
>Get singles
>mixed up your and you're
>even though I've know their correct usage my entire life
>>28701838
>mixed up your and you're
>intentionally
>make a reply
>forgot to link the post
>make thread
>nobody replies
>close thread
>browsing later
>see my thread bumping with 200 replies
every time
>>28701811
/ironic/ desu senpai zanzibar
>>28702502
>Every thread I've made hasn't made it past 50 posts
>>28702607
i've been making threads on 4chan since 2011 and not a single one has ever gotten more than 30 replies
>>28702502
This happened to me once senpai. It was a good feel.
>>28702607
It's because all my threads are huge bait threads. They are like bombs waiting for someone to light the fuse.
>You have to wait 60 seconds before deleting your post
>post reply
>someone elaborately deconstructs your entire argument in 5 paragraphs
>close browser and don't go on 4chan until next day
>reply to a post
>make spelling mistake/formatting error etc.
>close thread, turn off computer, and heavily contemplate suicide
>Make grievous mistake when posting
>Instantly try to delete it
>"You must wait 60 seconds
>Fucking longest 60 seconds of my entire lifetime
>post reply
>several anons tell me I have autism
>turn off computer
>realize past errors weren't a product of causality
>It was always me and my autism
>cry
>>28703758
>Muster up the courage to return to the thread
>Not a single reply
>have a huge argument with myself in a thread
>setting up one side to get BTFO'd
>everyone replies to my post that "BTFO" the other poster that was also me
>>28703777
>someone has replied to the now deleted post but you don't see until you have already posted the correct post
>Successfully derail a thread I dont like, forcing the janitor to delete it
>>28701632
kek
originalo tomato
>say something incredibly autistic and retarded and only realize after hitting submit
>go to /tv/ for a while so I don't see the replies and get BTFO
>write reply to a thread at the top of the page
>comes up with the page 'your comment wasn't original muteblox'
>press [return]
>retype the message originalblox
>it returned me to /r9k/ and not the thread so my reply starts as a new thread
>work hard on a funny post
>read it to yourself multiple times, get a chuckle out of it
>dream you'll get tons of replies from people laughing at it
>post it
>nobody replies
>>28703691
>deleting your posts
kill yourself all the way back to rebbit
>>28704186
I'll reply to you, anonkun
>>28704186
>Spend half an hour crafting a funny greentext
>read it over, laugh to myself
>they're gonna love this
>think that this is bound to get at least 10 "kek" replies
>post it
>wait a little while
>click update
>1 reply saying how unfunny it was and that I should kill myself
>>28704186
>>28704253Kek, you two are funny. Please don't kill yourselves.
>>28704186
>>28704253
These were pretty good posts, friendos.
>>28704351
>>28704569
w-was it really?
>>28704656
Yes. Please tell us more.
>post a reply to OPs comfy thread
>a mile away, oneitis obeys Chads humiliating requests
>>28704828
Is this girl a fucking dog? Can she not keep her drool in her mouth like a normal functioning adult?
>>28704856
>woman
>functioning adult
pick one
>>28702502
>>28702807
that's what i do in /tg/
it's normally woman hate masked as questions about waifu/elf.
I get banned and the thread deleted, but not before 100 replyes
>>28704856
Salvia helps getting the tip down the throat and it looks hot. What's you problem exactly?
>When you leave personal information on a screenshot and hope no one see it
>post in thread
>realize i posted on the wrong board
>>28703942
>>say something incredibly autistic and retarded and only realize after hitting submit
>roleplay as a woman but without outright saying it
>upload image in reply
>realize you accidentally uploaded a pic of gay furry diaper vore instead
>close browser
>post in the wrong thread
>have to wait to delete it
>watching the replies flow in
>posting some spam shit on multiple boards
>put some shit about We can do this /b/!
>that was on all boards
>closed tab to not get BTFO
>report all the posts and threads I make as a way to spam the mods
>>28705317
>>report all the posts and threads I make as a way to spam the mods
my hero~ hope you do that on /tg/
>>28705366
Only on /pol/ and in /lit/. The boards with the faggiest mods.
>>28701579
>make a post I thought was actually good
>some anon replies to it absolutely destroying me
>other anons come in and give me (You)'s and insult me even more>end up replying to myself and insulting my own post
>close browser
>close pc
>cry myself to sleep
>post a reply
>get BTFO
>every bod replies BTFO
>get rid of computer
>find qt on omegle
>misspell hello 4 times in a row
>turn off computer
>>28701692
i know this feel too well original family
>make shitpost
>leave thread
>come back later to collect replies
>>28705420
>The boards with the faggiest mods.
>not tg and his
>>28705196
can a nice robbit pls reply to me?
@28705706
No (You) for yoh
>type up greentext story
>realize nobody wants to read that shit
>delete and go to another thread, type up another post and delete that one too
>>28705706
I am very nice.
>act extremely hostile toward other posters for no particular reason
>call others autistic because of their opinions without even knowing what they're discussing
>dismissive of every thread or post that falls even slightly out of the norm
It just helps create that certain atmosphere, you know
>>28701838
I just made a post were I mixed up their and they're.
It's on one of the slower boards too, so my mistake will be up there for weeks.
>>28705768
>type a very long greentext
>no replies
>>28705924
(You) make the nicest long greentexts, bot.
>>28701692
iktf
an original feel
>post a line of greentext
>forgot to greentext
>someone tells me I forgot my meme arrows
>>28705706
>>28705771
tahnks
>Anon tells me to go back to rebbit
>I've actually been browsing it for the past two hours
>post replybait
>feels good when getting tons of replies
>despite people replying to the bait and not the post
>>28701708
I also always reread my replies a lot.
>post funny picture that needs to be spoilered for context
>forget to spoiler it
EVERY
TIME
>>28706717
Heh, dumbass.
>>28701579
>make a post
>try to delete it later
>"you can't delete this post"
>close my browser out of shame
>>28701579
>Make a speling mistake
>Double down and bully the first anon to point it out until he apologizes
>>28701811
Checked
Originally checked
>mercilessly insult anon
>immediately feel bad
sorry anons..
>>28706705
yah done spooked me kiddo
>>28706934
Why do you do this, you bully
>>28701692
I actually get up from my bed when that happens I feel so proud
>>28706705
fug off bbt guy
>start typing out an argument
>notice a hole in argument
>rewrite it in a more woolly way, hoping my opponent doesn't notice the logical error
>make thread
>get BTFO by multiple anons
>mass reply and accuse them of being from Reddit
>misread a post
>reply calling him an idiot
>realize i am mistaken
>leave thread
>Say something really stupid and get BTFO
>Dear lord I'm glad this is an anonymous image board
>>28701663
I do this too often. I don't know how I ever posted on forums with usernames back in the day
