>be "that guy who knows everything about computers" on the workplace
>qt obviously asks me to take a look at her awful laptop
>dis gonna be gud.tga
>dump the whole disk on your portable hdd, then remove a few viruses and fix the piece of shit
>"omg anon u must b a geniouse how did you do this", yeah fuck off
>come home and take a look at the bounty
>pictures, music, and video folders are empty
>documents folder contains a couple of outdated cvs and some bullshit ppts about shit I don't care about
>decrypted skype convos, fucking nothing other than some retarded spanish lesson she took with some guy over skype
>lurked the google chrome profile, nothing but boring websites about jobs in marketing
>the bitch actually deleted fucking everything before giving me the computer, LITERALLY nothing useful found on the whole hard drive
>tfw I had no time to dump the drive sector by sector and this is all I got are a bunch of useless pdfs and ppts
You got pwned faggot.
>>28701072
>>28701030
OP u got fucking smashed cunt
By the way I just found a pdf about menstruation. Fuck this. Seriously. It wasn't worth the risk of getting caught booting things on her computer while my hdd was connected. If only I had more time.
She's either the purest girl around (impossible) or she had so much nasty shit on her drive that deleting everything was easier than just removing sensitive material. If only I had more time I could have found some good shit. Instead now I'm reading stuff about a regular menstrual cycle.
>>28701111
>>28701072
I don't get it. How did OP get owned?
I also found a $50 Amazon gift card, but it was already used... That's about it. Fuck this gay earth.
>>28701030
dump her CVs
>>28701030
out fucking skilled
i want to marry whoever this girl is
>>28701404
They're totally uninteresting, she's done some minor work in marketing for some literally who marketing firm, also they're in French (as we're from France). There's really nothing interesting, I'm deleting this shit.
>>28701164
>being disgusted by menstruation
this is how you recognize faggots and underaged
>>28701513
>Not being disgusted by menstruation
This is how you find vampires
>>28701030
she could just be a lame normie
Or all her dick sucks are on her phone
Did the idea of her work laptop being used only for work and other boring stuff ever cross your mind?
Of course she has another laptop/pc at home for personal stuff.
Damn, I feel for you stalkerbro
>>28701030
>dump the drive sector by sector
You could have just said 'bitdump the drive'.
>Someone gives me their computer to work on
>Run raw data recovery
>Get all the good shit
>Fix their computer
>Jerk off to their photos
Ez.
>>28701030
Maybe she's boring or cautious.
The countless times i found hot and even nudes on women's computers i fixed, you would not believe it. Best faps.
>>28701777
nice 7's, how did you get their pcs to fix in the first place?
>>28701639
Yeah no she only has this one. Otherwise she would have asked me to fix her main computer as well considering how infested this one was. But if that's the case and she has a main computer to fix as well, I will ask her to give me her computer to fix at home and then give it back the following day, fucking hell I'm going to clone her hard drive and keep the original if this happens. Now I want to know what she's hiding more than ever.
>university has a huge computer class
>people leave their flash drives CONSTANTLY
>they are all taken to the Lost and Found room
>literally nobody knows we even have a Lost and Found room, except me
>befriend the caretaker, friendly old guy, has a lot of cool stories to tell
>one day casually ask him how long that pile of unclaimed flash drives has been there
>long story short, he lets me take them
>bring them home
>recover deleted data
>don't find anything of note
Eh, it was worth a try.
>>28701367
>did free work for a grill like a good cuck
>nothing of value in return
>>28701805
It's my job, IT guy.
>>28701851
OP here. Basically this.
>>28701849
You should sell the flash drives if you still have them. If there's that many, they're bound to be worth something. Sell them at 60-70% of market price individually, or about 40% in bulk all at once.
>>28701884
Nah, I returned them.
By the way, I found her phone number (she doesn't even have a whatsapp photo of herself), Facebook (nothing interesting, most replies are from other girls and a couple of beta orbiters, only a few photos and they're 90% with other girls, others are alone or pictures of boring things, can't see friend list), Linkedin (boring as fuck), G+ (empty), twitter (boring as fuck as well and almost no replies to her sparse tweets). I found some evidence that she was starting a forum on wordpress but most of it is still full of lorem ipsums.
I don't understand.
>>28701958
Only thing left is her whoring it out on snapchat or tinder or other phone apps. Besides that the possibility of her being pure is plausible
>>28701958
Don't you have anything else to do, manchild?
>>28702020
No? Where do you think you are?
>>28701958
hidden files and folders?
secret fb group/album?
>>28701367
>>28701851
>you fix her computer
>he sticks it in her tooter
>>28701164
>Purest girl around
Or maybe she's like every other female and uses a computer as a glorified social media machine.
>>28701958
Should have run recuva to find her deleted shit faggot
>>28701958
Also I found out she's 33 years old. She appears to have no bf, and she doesn't seem to indulge in degeneracy (I would have found evidence by now).
Every other girl at the workplace either has bf, or is married with kids. Fucking hell I'm 27 and I'm kv, there are two girls my age and they're both married with kids. The youngest girl at the workplace has gf, also most guys except me and my colleague (we're IT, he's most likely a 45 yo wizard even though he says he has an armenian gf, I don't believe him) are engaged.
Fuck the curiosity is killing me. What's wrong with her? How is this possible? Where's the porn, where's the embarassing shit, where are the degenerate posts and photos, why she has no bf, what the fuck is wrong with her, I MUST KNOW
>>28702040
No hidden stuff, I looked everywhere, besides I dumped everything using parted magic so there's no way I missed anything (other than deleted files because I had no time to testdisk).
>>28702056
>you defrag her drives
>on Chad's cock she thrives
>>28702117
>you removed her virus
>Chad gave her a virus
>>28702097
Actual answer: an online messageboard populated by social rejects memed you into thinking all women are cockhungry whores. Welcome to reality
>>28702097
Holy fucking shit anon, I don't think you quite twigged what you've discovered. Let me break it down for you: She is not human. That's right, she's an alien plant. It literally lines up with everything you've said. Contact XCOM immediately.
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>>28701030
>be qt roastie
>computer not running well
>don't know a lot about computers because all of your interactions are irl
>someone suggests the "creepy computer guy" at the office
>always smells like cum
>move all your pics and videos to external hard drive so this creep doesn't post your shit online
>computer fix goes off without a hitch
>>28702142
>you remove her virus
>Chad gives her hepatitis
>>28702097
How much of an autist can you be? The truth is that most girls are fucking BORING, they aren't usually sluts. Most just spend a few hours on Facebook, Twitter, or snapchat. A good amount want attention but most are not these weird deviants. They just want to feel like they fit in with other normies. Now stop being an ass and looking through people's personal information.
>you look through her PDFs and DOCs
>she's currently sucking three cocks
You are a fucking creep OP, and on top of that you got cucked hard. I cant believe I share this board with people like you. Kill yourself.
>>28701164
There are people who don't really use computers that much.
The "viruses" problem should've told you a thing or two about her
If you want to get useful shit from her, it's all on the Iphone.
>>28702214
>Now stop being an ass and looking through people's personal information.
>Not building up files on everyone you talk to.
>Not recording all your conversations on tape cassette and CD-ROM, timestamping them for alibi purposes.
>Not running background checks on people.
Information is the world's most powerful currency. Only idiots actually believe what people say without obtaining their own evidence.
Paranoia is a useful attribute to have in the modern era.
>thinking about the fact someone might look through my hard drive while I'm not there or dead
Seriously the thought is scary. My porn collection while not containing anything illegal (other than the fact that it's all pirated) would be enough to mentally scar a good number of normies normies as I'm into foot fetish, rough anal, pissing, fisting, lesbian femdom, bdsm torture and other things, but then they'd find my hentai&guro folder and then most normies would have a mental breakdown. I don't keep a gore folder (anymore) but if they dig hard enough they'll probably find some remains (pun intended). And finally my browsing history that I clean once every 5 or so years. Since most of my life is online, they'd find all my 4chan posts and all the other permavirgin creep websites I visit from sluthate to stormfront passing through several chans including gurochan and several boorus including gelbooru with hundreds of clicks to loli and other unforgivable imagery.
I'm sure I'm a boring normie by your standards as I still don't have actual pedophilia (2d is cute, not pedo) or scat fetishism and I don't have a deviantart, but still...
>>28702145
this
some people are fucjking boring mane
>>28701164
She's just a typical normie girl. She doesn't look at porn because she can just ride chads cock when she's horny. Any nudes would be on her phone.
>>28702145
This,absolutely.
>>28701030
>viruses
>most likely from watching porn
Are fembots real?
>tfw used to "hack" into sluts e-mail addresses during highschool
>they would always choose the easiest braindead shit for security questions
>no nudes ever
fucking damn I swear if it was a few years earlier before text messaging took off I would have been swimming in nudes.
