>book hotel room for D&D convention
>enter said hotel room
>see this
>she says "holy shit you really are ugly"
what do you do?
leave hotel, get in car, drive back home, never go to convention
>>28700960
CaIl security
>>28700960
>D&D convention
>a whole convention for ONE table top rpg system
Where can I find one of these? I'd get it if you said fantasy or anime con but damn nigga.
And, She's pretty gross herself. Massive manjaw, just dolled up in a way that appeals to zog media slaves.
call security
>>28700960
'yuhh don't say that'
>end thread
go for a drive and find mattis in my trunk
ask why she's in my hotel room, kick her out once she answers, then work on some characters
>>28700993
>Massive manjaw, just dolled up in a way that appeals to zog media slaves.
>>28701019
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG232YmYhVQ
>>28701151
That image pisses me off for some reason.
>>28700960
I'll roll for a critical
Oh fuck, if she's an escort you could actually start having sex with her, then her real john would walk in the room and be like "GOD DAMN I JUST GOT KEKOLDED OUT OF MY OWN ESCORT!"
>>28700960
I roll for initiative.
>>28700960
>>28701061
There's something off about her face, I can't quiet place it.
>>28702016
You roll a 16, plus your charisma (which is likely rather low being on r9k, but 16 is still pretty good.) She sits there, waiting for you to respond, but notices you have a certain quiet charm about you that entices her, and she realizes she spoke too soon in calling you ugly. What do you do next?
>>28702094
magic missile that hoe
>>28702094
I will use my illusionary magic to craft a gigantic cock on myself in her eyes. Roll for effectiveness.
>>28701061
He's right about the jaw, there are a lot of men who would kill for a jaw that pronounced.
>>28702092
yeah. 'her'. I'm sure.
>>28702891
Well, you got a 10 (9+1, last two digits of your post), so you make a large illusory penis, though it's a bit flaccid at the moment but she does believe it's real for the time being. She looks in shock and whispers "god damn, all the good genetics must have went to your penis, I've never seen anything like it." She asks you to leave the $200 payment on the table (she may be a manjaw but she at least looks cute enough to charge a decent rate.) What do you do next?
>>28700960
>Well, I'm a jawlet and you have dat jaw, I think we complement each other, since you have that tiny penis called clitoris and,well, I have a big ass dick
That should scare her away, then I'd drink alone in my room
>>28700960
Call the hotel.
Complain aggressively.
Get stay for free.
