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Daily reminder that if you have a "baby face" and you
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Daily reminder that if you have a "baby face" and you are 18 to early 20s this is what your future holds. You will not age normally and look like a normal adult, your hormones are all fucked up and you will end up going from looking like a child to looking like a freaky pedo.
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>>28700911
The only reason the guy in your picture looks so shitty is because he got fat, not because of baby face
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He looked fine in 2008 and he'd look fine in 2011 if he lost a bit of weight and had a picture taken from a more flattering angle. I agree with you, OP, but you should have chosen a better example to start the thread with.
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>you'll look like shit if you're low test

i already know that
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>>28700911
>tfw both baby face and balding
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>>28700911
>baby face
>facial hair
Nope
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>>28700971
your parents need killing
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>>28700911
But they said I'd appreciate it when I was older
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>>28701077
There's a guy who comes on here doing his best to give you guys hope to avoid another elliot rodger. He gets paid for it too.
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>>28700911
He's just a fat fuck and he's still much better looking than me.
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>>28700911
But he had a pretty good career as the starting QB for Detroit.
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>>28700911
Baby faces are cute. Younger looking guys in general are cute.
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>>28701201
cute = zero sex appeal
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>>28701201
>cute
literally the last adjective any straight man wants to be described as
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>>28701210
Never stopped me from having sex with them. Some girls just prefer cute to sexy or hot.
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>>28700999
tfw baby face, balding, no beard, and 5'6". i'm the lowest of the low
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>>28701201
Cute is the equivalent of invisible t b h
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>>28701252
>Some girls just prefer cute to sexy or hot.
Yeah to get provided by.. not to get inseminated by.
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>>28700911
Harry Kane ?
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>>28701305
why is that so important tho?
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>>28700911
It's literally being fat that killed it for him though.
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>>28701098
>He gets paid for it too.
where do I sign up?
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>>28701327
because your basic function as a male is to wanna continue your genetic bloodline..

the fact that you don't means you have so little testosterone in your body that..

nevermind
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>>28700944
you're supposed to play along his low effort meme
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>>28701365
Jk dude I was trying to trigger you
Ofc it's important
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>>28701294
At the very least cute is a step in the right direction to being desirable to women.

>>28701305
Being provided for and being inseminated are two parts of one thing. Men who are willing to provide for a child who is not theirs are cucks.
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>>28701449
I kind of agree but it's not really a smart choice to take
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>>28700911
He just got fat, thats it
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>>28701517
Could you elaborate on what's not a smart choice to take?
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>>28701542
To take responsability for a woman's stupid choices and raise their kids
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>>28700911
His head grew but his face didn't.
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>>28701573
Isn't that what women call "manning up"?
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>>28701602
Protip: women are stupid
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>>28701573
That's what I meant when I mentioned men who take care of kids who aren't theirs.

>>28701602
That's just a term made up by single mothers in an attempt to get beta providers to provide for them. It tricks them into thinking that what they're doing is manly when really they're only being used for their paychecks.
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What do you think I would look like at the age of about 25-30?
I still look 15 years old, even tho I'm 19. Fucking sucks
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>>28701672
Have you tried growing facial hair?
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>>28701672
I have a bad new for you


Original postjsbahdv
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>>28701688
Yeah, it doesn't grow fine. Guess it's my shitty genes
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There is a pretty big difference between baby face and getting fat OP.
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>>28700911
Looks like fat Mac...
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>>28701706

Your facial structure isn't bad so best way to deal with it is dressing like an abercrombie model.
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>>28701672
Where'd your lips go?
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Only solution is surgery and hormone therapy, boyos.
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>>28700911
What is it called when you don't have a babyface, but don't look like you're 28 either?
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>>28701776
I'll consider buying new clothes when/if I get a job, but my taste is pretty shitty.
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>>28701848
What do you usually wear?
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>>28701871
Something like this when it's not really cold. When it's pretty warm - I wear a 'woodsman shirt'. Idk what's the real name of it, but guess you understand.
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>>28700911
>Tfw 21 and baby faced
Well I'm fucked
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>>28701294
Absolutely fucking correct there friend. I'm always branded "cute" by girls and I hate it. All perfectly happy to be friends but not one has ever been dtf.

At least I see ugly guys with ugly girls, I'm not even on the radar of even the worst of hambeasts.
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>be 20
>people that meet me for the first time think I'm 15

Why does this happen?
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>>28702312
Genetically inferior.

ginal
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>>28701672
Those lips tho look like ur dehydrated
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>>28702577
>>28700911

>youthfulness
>genetic inferiority

lmao you cucks try so hard
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>>28700911
Fuck, this guy could have played jfk in a bio piece if he didn't whale up so bad.
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>>28701369
what if I refuse

there's no consequences this asshole can impose on me

what's he gonna do, shitpost more?
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>>28700911
Don't be retarded. This guy let himself go and got fat, that's why he doesn't look good now. Babyfaces age better. Being 30 and looking 20 is never a bad thing.

baka
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>>28703275
Hey lou

https://www.youtube.com/user/thatPoppyTV/videos
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Just transition senpai
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>Have babyface
>But can grow a full beard

Fucking what?
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>people under a certain age don't realize that alcohol and drug abuse literally changes how your face looks

2011 Joel is the result of years of alcohol abuse.
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>>28704264
>Hormones are fuckin magic
>Still doesn't pass

He looks like a skinny-fat 14 year old boy with man boobs.
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>>28701672
where are your lips senpai
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>>28700911
not only do I get mistaken for a 16 year old constantly, but my trans friend is jealous of me because I have "have mostly feminine features".

I would rather be a ghost than be a teenage girl for the rest of my 20s.
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>>28704336
It's like these people have never seen someone's face bloof up due to booze.

I need to stop drinking.
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>>28700911
I just look the same I did when I was 15 and now Im 28.
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>>28701672
You're a pretty guy. You'll probably be a 7-8/10 by 25-30 in my opinion.
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>>28704456
you looked like a faggot then and you look like a faggot now
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>>28704456
Did you get much sun?
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>>28704456
my face hasn't changed much since I was 16 desu.

>>28704511
Don't bully him. He's cute.
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>>28704540
No I mostly hide inside. Being around people makes me uncomfortable.

>>28704511
I have never gay but I do feel like I have the capacity to be up to 40% gayer if that helps.
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>>28700911
Thats literally just high bodyfat
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>>28704357
Sorry but only a bitter hon would look at the girl in the last pic and say she doesn't pass. You've been found out.
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>>28704456
Judging myself for how qt I think your ridiculous 19yo hair is, desu
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>>28701672
Facial structure isn't bad but it looks like you were sucking on lemons
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>>28704728
Yep, in fact, if this kid started lifting he would be Ryan Gosling-esque.
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>>28704456
nice transition timeline
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>>28704868
>brah just start lifting it'll make you not ugly anymore
Kek, love this meme
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>>28704770
>girl
>she

Don't go to Thailand if you want a gf anon.
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>>28704909
kek
Keep it up, hon. You already outed yourself. Nobody who isn't trans would immediately use the word
>pass
instead of "looks like" or something along those lines. Stay jelly.
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>>28705013
Am just describing what I see. He should stop wearing women's shirts because they look ill-fitting on him for his frame.
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>>28701672
kylo ren please leave

also, this is a 18+ board
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>>28704456
Lose weight fat fuck
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>>28705228
I am. I lost 10 lbs last month stopping drinking sodas and eating processed foods and I started running and did 4 miles in the past two days.
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One of his latest photos. I bet he's getting lots of love in the big house
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>>28705603
Avoid high fructose corn syrup. I lost five pounds when I stopped eating that crap, no joke.
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>>28704908
Uhm, no. It works for attractive faces but it won't work for your average butterface Joe, obviously. I'm even one of the first anons in the just lift brah threads that actually tries to explain how it's just a meme.
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>>28700911
i didnt get dubs in the roll of life
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>>28705800
But you got dubs now homie. it's alright.
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>>28704264
Isn't this fake, and the last pic is a "real" girl?
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>>28705738
And op pic has awful facial structure
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>>28706197
no but its ancient as fuck
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>>28706215
He has facial structure similar to Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling's facial structure is beta AF. What makes him so attractive while still being so buffed is that his face remains soft and "beta" but still rugged enough, in a suffering blue eyed sensitive soul way.
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>>28704456
Get help before you end up killing yourself.
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A baby face is completely normal many Asians have them many whites have it too, you're only comparing to Chad thunderswedish cock,
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>>28706886
>many Asians have them
Most gooks have baby faces. It's part of the reason they're so repulsive to women.
Having a baby face is literally the worst thing next to being a manlet.
Manlet + baby face you're basically fucked. Women are attracted to sharp angular faces with very little fat tissue.
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>>28701672
you have the charls caroll MDE coked out psycho look going for you

this is a good look that attracts a lot of women

make it work
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>>28701260
>tfw 5'7, balding, but no babyface and great beard-growing genes

Thanks for reminding me that it could always be worse
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>>28700911
Shutup

People have different tastes

Some people like their man looking forever young
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Bieber has a baby face albeit a good looking baby face but a baby face none the less and still gets bitches
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Hilarious in 08 they still had hope for him and tried to mold him into a teen idol/sex icon but he didn't grow.
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>>28704456

19 looks pretty good. I'm sorry about everything else, though.
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>>28707265
I think we all are.
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>>28707214
He's also rich. Forgot that.
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>>28707265
>>28704456
I think it's mainly because he fucked up his hair and started becoming a shut-in.

If he styled his hair the same way he did when he was 19 and lost some weight, he would probably look close to the same.
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>>28707581
Maybe he started using 4chan
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>>28705668
so you're saying that if I don't want to be raped, I should avoid being taken alive and since they're rapists/procuring people for rapists, I should probably try to take as many of them with me as possible
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>>28707805
killing people who help procure victims for rape is actually more like fighting ISIS than anything

why, you're practically gunning down Bin Laden himself
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>>28701260

>no beard

who gives a fuck

>5'6

man I saw this short guy with the most beautiful girl the other day. She was short too but I woulda taken a picture to prove the height shamers wrong once and for all.
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>>28707124

Is it worse to have a baby face or to look older than what you actually are?

I'm also 5'7" and balding. People think I'm like 32 when I'm actually 28. It really fucking stings, and never fails to make me feel like shit for the rest of the day.
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>>28700911
brad pitt aged really badly
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>>28700911
Are you blind? Even as a boy he had a chin that could cut diamonds. He isn't baby faced in the slightest. He just let himself go
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>mai big bear hubby <3 <3
- woman with an Instagram who reads Buzzfeed
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>>28708516
I honestly rather get told I look older than younger. I'm 5'4 and 20 and I get mistaken for being anywhere from 18 to 25.
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>>28707219
He wouldn't have wanted that anyway. He's too much of a christfag, I think that's why he quit Two and a Half Men to begin with, thus ending his only claim to fame.
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