>>28700901

I would sage you for advertising but i have great memories of getting throwed off heiniken mini=kegs with my white russian friend (who is now behind bars for a crime he did not commit)


i dinstinctly remember videotaping him huffing the CO2 after we drank all of the heinkeninen, he then puked everywhere to the affect of me laughing my ass off.

good memories, i hope for the white russian to be freed soon the world needs us. he is my most loyal friend

>drinking to get wasted

I remember my high school days

>>28700901
>Heineken

Good pick, fellow robot.

>>28700901
Heineken a shit

>>28701212
Low-test as fuck.

>>28701269
Why? Heineken is literally piss. I prefer good, strong Brabantian/Belgium beers.

>>28701212
You have low testosterone, you're genetically inferior

>>28700901
All alcoholic beverages taste like shit to me. Is there any way I can get used to them?

>>28701269

Not him but if a beer comes in a can it's generally shit.

>>28701299
Heineken comes in bottles, too, but that doesn't make it taste less like sheep piss.