Do girls enjoy headpatting in real life?
Yes. It causes ASMR
me and my ex used to spoon while picking dandruff out of our hair, sounds disgusting but feels really comfy
No, it's creepy. Play with my hair instead.
No, you anime-watching fuck
>>28700897
No. They think it's patronizing.
>>28700897
gentle touching is almost always nice
I'm a boy who enjoys being headpatted in real life so there must be some. I imagine they don't all enjoy it like in anime though.
>>28700897
Having your hair played with, especially around the ears, is one of the best things. The feeling of just one or two locks of hair at a time being shifted slightly, or tucked behind the ear, gives me shivers like ASMR audio never could.
>>28701006
She said girls fagget
>>28700897
Please don't. It's weird and creepy. If you randomly pat my head I'd feel weirded out.
>>28700897
My gf says headpatting is too much like being treated like a dog. Girls like head stroking.
>>28700897
Only if you're a "real man"
No, you fucking autistic kissless virgin. Wtf hahahahha
>>28700897
My fwb doesn't like getting head pats, but she likes giving them to me
Feels niceespecially when she calls me a good pet
WHO the HECK doesnt MY GOOD DUDE
I've seen a video of a guy asking Japanese women what they want in a relationship. One of them likes the head patting. I imagine they like the hair stroking more though, as seen in normie memes.
I hope so
that's like 90% of the reason why I won't go after black women
nobody touches their hair, not even their bf or husband gets to touch a black woman's hair
and that's such a fucking waste
i want to be head patted gently by a mommy gf
I like it but nobody ever does it..
>>28700897
*headpeting
>>28701040
I'm more of a hair ruffle, chin holding, gentle caress kind of person myself, it makes me feel cute. I like my head being touched so goddamn much but wouldn't say it irl
do girls actually wear short skirts and stockings and striped panties IRL?
I don't think I've ever seen a girl wearing stockings or a skirt in my life and it's pretty depressing
>>28701516
I have striped panties, its actually very common.
>>28701545
>its actually very common
Neither of my exs had any. I want a girl that wears cute panties.
>>28700897
I do that to reward a girl when she behaves well. Reactions are almost always funny because no other guys do that
>>28700897
My brother did it a few times, would get annoyed but also happy at the same time.
A boy back when I was in school did it a few times and I guess I didn't mind. I personally think it's nice.
If you think of doing it, my advice is, do it to someone you actually know and are friendly with, be gentle, and don't do it too often.
>>28701516
No except attention whores who are actively trying to get guys to look up their skirts.
>he thinks real life is like his cartoons!!!
>>28701641
>tfw you sister wears it
>>28701389
I'll pat you famalam
>>28701641
>girls stop being feminine
>literally none of them wear sundresses anymore
>none of them wear skirts
>none of them wear long socks
>none of them wear cute hats
I think this is the whole reason people love asians so much
their women actually act feminine instead of like most white + block girls who refuse to act feminine at all
what the fuck happened?
>>28701820
>>girls stop being feminine
>>literally none of them wear sundresses anymore
>>none of them wear skirts
>>none of them wear long socks
>>none of them wear cute hats
Would save me trouble and open your next post with a disclaimer about how you've never so much as looked out of a window, never mind the house?
>>28701820
feminism happened
>>28701995
>le just go outside meme
I have never in my 22 years of living ever seen a girl wear any of the following
>informal skirt
>stockings
>sundress
literally every single female I have ever seen wears blue jeans and tee shirts everywhere
and when they go to work, they usually wear a pantsuit or a long business style skirt
women are afraid of and hate being cute and feminine anymore
and then they wonder where all the "good men" are when those men are sick of women competing with their mascullinity
Women only like this if you are Chad or are rich.
>>28702037
This
Women started acting like men, and then shaming men for not being like women
Women are a fucking meme
>>28702133
>>informal skirt
>>stockings
>>sundress
Well I've seen all that shit, so my anecdotal crap > your anecdotal crap.
>>28702343
>"I can tell you what your life experiences are based on my own"
don't you have a tumblr blog to be updating?
>>28701820
tfw i want to wear all of these but i feel like i'd look silly in them
Im deathly shy hate anyone looking at me but i think a lot of girls have the same problem?
maybe thats why?
I cant see why such clothes would go out of fashion or anything, but i have seen some women wear cute stuff like that tbhq
>>28700897
Some do quite a bit, yes. Although the ones who are out and out about it tend to have fetlife profiles.
>>28702410
>I hate anyone looking at me
ok then, don't complain if guys don't want you because you don't act feminine
seriously though, girl who are butt ugly can get hot boyfriends if they just know how to wear cute clothes and act somewhat feminine
but everyone's so obsessed with the "girl power" bullshit to notice
My ex liked having her hair pulled. Does that count?
>>28702451
well yeah "muh girlpower" idiots wont be wearing cute stuff, i think its for a different reason. Thats not why I dont wear it
Im just shy of how revealing it can be and i'd rather go unnoticed by guys, I always kinda thought that wearing girly or revealing clothes was a way of saying "look at me!" but if i got a bf and he wanted me to wear them out WITH him then yeah i would swallow my fears.
>>28700897
A guy I knew did it to random people (women too) and their reaction ranged from awkward to angry. So I'd say no.
>>28702639
Was he attractive though?
>>28700897
No
source: used to headpat my ex, she hated it
>>28700897
No, you retarded bitch.
>Have a thing for being gently headpatted, and being held closely, because it makes me feel like I don't have to be alert and can actually let my guard down for one fucking second.
>Woman hate men who show any sign of weakness, especially in such a girly way as getting headpatted.
>I have to pretend I don't like those things and that I'm totally comfortable with constantly thinking about and physically looking around for the next thing to fuck my shit up.
>I just want to know what peace feels like.
>no little sister to headpat
>>28703802
it's a very easy way to pacify an angry little sister because she would either be embarrassed or angry that you destroyed the hairstyle and leave
If she knows what's good for her.
>>28702410
what kinda stuff do you wear?
>>28701397
Are you gay? You gay, man?
>>28700897
No, I don't like it.
I'm 4'10 and I have to deal with this shit far too much.
>>28700927
I see that we're all still monkeys at heart.
>>28704006
Then how does a man physically comfort you, a demon that doesn't enjoy headpatting?
>>28702410
>Im deathly shy hate anyone looking at me but i think a lot of girls have the same problem?
>maybe thats why?
i also like to put question marks on completely random sentences like a fucking retard?
maybe i should be more shy about my double digit iq, not my body???
>>28704077
I kinda like back patting.
>>28703869
>no little sister to make angry with my headpats
guys
OP probably meant 'girls' as in <18 type girls
not shitty women
>>28704189
like when you're trying to get a baby to burp? is that right babby?
>>28704218
females over the age of 18 are not women, they are used up old hags
>>28700897
From my experience, nobody likes head patting in real life. They get all uncomfortable and demand you get away from them.
Like with most things, it falls into the "Its OK when chad does it" category
>>28700897
yesbut only from Chad
I tried to headpat my little sister but she didn't like it. It's also quite hard to brush someone else's teeth, in case you were wondering.
>>28702133
i've seen literally all of that today
you're just an fucking autistic retard
My dog is kawaii and loves head pats
>>28704258
Strange way to put it, but yeah.
I knew a weaboo girl in high school that liked it
shes dead now tho
>>28704375
>le I know you and your life better than you know yourself
kill yourself faggot
>>28704478
come on man. why
>tfw no qtp2t to headpat just like chinese cartoon
is pain
>>28700897
do girls enjoypatting boys' heads?
>>28700897
>Do girls enjoy X
The answer is always "Yes, some do".
>tfw gf hated whenever i stroked her head, saying i was petting her like a zoo animal
>mfw it was just because I love touching her 10/10 loosely curly hair
>>28700897
>tfw I do this to girls all the time
Whether they like it or not, I'm still going to pat their head if they're cute.
>>28703802
>>28704217
>tfw you're not a little sister and will never get headpats
>>28701566
Jusf buy Her a pair
>>28700897
I don't care if they enjoy it or not, and neither should you.
>>28703992just a faggoty girl
>>28700897
No, girls don't actually enjoy anything.
I love headpats, but would probably punch a guy in the throat if he tried it when we didn't already have a physically affectionate relationship.
>>28707472
would you be prepared to get decked onto your ass in retaliation?
>>28707529
Well yeah. Who starts fights if they don't want a fight?
>>28700897
Hair stroking is much nicer. Head pats are meh.
>>28707576
You would lose, so why do that?
Fuck all of you faggots and your need for touch. I'd cringe at the slightest arm brushing I absolutely despise contact comfort.
>>28707648
Let me comfort you, anon.
>>28707675
You can comfort me better by bringing me mac and cheeseDon't fucking touch me
>>28701068
Reeeeeeeeeeerrreerrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerereeerreer roastie GTFO
>>28700897
Girls is actually and umbrella term for individuals with vaginas and breasts. Even though those individuals share mental and phisical characteristics, they can quite differ in their personality.
Therefore there is no real answer to your question. If you ever met a girl and you're getting into a relationship than you have to evaluate her "being hat patted" capabilities before you actually comitt to the action.
>>28707718
Sure thing, want some pepper and salt on that?I'd caress you while you're sleeping and you'd never know
>>28707783you monster
Joke's on you I might like it
>>28707420
>know a pretty short weeb girl
>perfect height for head patting
>one day just pat her head for some reason
>gives me annoyed look and asks why I'm doing that
fuck
>>28707915I'd also crawl up next to you and be the big spoon to give you good dreams
I'm literally the worst :3
>>28707915
>>28708152
Will you too faggots please exchange emails already.
>>28708152
No I was joking please don't I may die I may be allergic
>tfw no qt little sister or gf to headpat
>>28708211
Kek. Beat me to it
>>28708211
Jealous
>>28708291
That's cool I can deal with it, you just seem cute and wanted to mess around with you for a little bit
>>28708603
It's a trademark of being bad with people. Imagine not being able to hug your friends until way later in the friendship. Handshakes are cool though we could do that
>>28708989
That's kind of natural for me. Even when my crush in hs wanted to say goodbye with a hug, I made them settle for a high five.
>>28709033
Someone I just met wanted to give me a friendly goodbye hug and I sidestepped and patted them on the back and said "see ya champ"
>>28709178
I wouldn't even do that unless I'm caught off guard by the suddenness. My arms just dangle. I'm sure I lost a potential gf by doing that.
lawls fuck no .
>>28704478
Love that plot twist:
>she's dead now though
Holy fuck
>>28709271
I'm able to sort of pretend and pat their back a little if I really can't get out of it but sometimes people surprise hug me and my entire body nearly cringes out of the universe
>>28709565
Such adversity. I think those people will get the message after they see the look on your face. Do you speak up about it afterwards if taken by surprise?
>>28708070
Yeah I don't know some people take offense like you're treating them like a kid or midget but I love it, it's like heaven when someone gives me a slight show of affection. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart though.
Still wouldn't say it irl, too vulnerable and all that
>>28709661
No I just lie down and take it. Otherwise they get triggered and take it as an insult. Best to suffer in silence. Would you?
All girls do. Protip; if a girl was raped, she likes being headpatted even more. Great tip for your future relationships. :)
>>28709928
That's iffy. First, there's rarely anyone giving me hugs excluding parents. Second, if they did then they'd understand when I say I'm not okay with it since we'd be familiar with each other by then or after the first incident. I'm not too much of a doormat.
>>28709979
I learnt not to say anything when the last time I told my friends not to touch me they just did it anyway. Now I'm sort of used to them hugging me and I even like it a little but it's not okay with people I'm not comfy with
>>28710019
I understand. I'm probably more intimidating than I think, so it sticks. If it makes them happy then I can suffer it for a few seconds.
>>28700897
What in the fuck made you think that is possible even a good idea.
They spent a lot of time on their hair, you got a lot to learn about females OP.
>>28710058
You're intimidating? People say that to me when we first meet but I might just have the face for it. I'm not that terrifying
>>28710327
They don't say it to my face but I think so. Either that or they say I'm serious or look like it all the time. I mellow out after a while and start being friendly. Still no hugs.
>>28710390
I look way too serious but I'm not generally like that unless I have work to do. People realise I'm a doormat after a while I think. Even with the touching thing
>>28710425
Same here. Work needs to be done and I can't be goofing off too much. You do like having fun right?
>>28710454
Who doesn't? But I absolutely hate being interrupted when I'm getting something done. Throws me off completely :')
>>28710605
I hear ya. I'm all about efficiency and being told to slow down or told to do something else ruins the rhythm I had going. Gotta meet that quota.
>western girls are offended by head pats
why can't i marry a nihon headpat qt? I wish i werent ugly.
>>28710623
Wow quota? You a sales guy or something? This is just me trying to sit down and finish some paperwork or something HAHA
>>28710836
It used to be my quota. I quit that job recently. I had to scan a certain amount of files in a single shift. I'm a hard worker which probably shouldn't suit someone like me being here on r9k.
>>28710939
Well at least you're not a NEET. No matter how many anti wagie threads get made in a day, it's still not an ideal life
>>28710969
I've lived that life for about two years. It was fun at first but the guilt of having to be a leech on my parents wasn't a good feeling. I still had that spark of ambition luckily and pulled myself out of that ditch.
I don't know if headpatting is what I'm thinking about, in my language we have another name for it, but caressing somebody's hair is top tier. No girl I've done it to disliked it (at least visibly).
>>28711006
That's a good thing. Most people just stagnate after that long. It's hard to force your brain to stop being a veggie again
>>28710969
Don't listen to this wagecuck, it's more than the ideal life if you've got the money
>>28711074
Yeah true. You haven't been one have you? Sounds like you might have experience with it or just hear about it a lot. Course that's obvious considering the board we're on.
>>28711146
Nope, I just spend my free time mostly on this board. The only neet life I've known is the months between school or my temp job
>>28711074
>>28711146
After a year of living like a rock I'm trying to get back into learning. But fuck it's hard to get my brain to want to do anything other than sleep.
>>28711187
Recently I've only had two months of nothing. Long time resident I see. There are some gems occasionally.
>>28711189
I know exactly how that is. I wasn't really thinking when I signed back up for classes. It just happened and I went with it. It all passed by so quickly.
>>28701134
whoah lmao
>>28711239
I wish I had two months of nothing. Once I'm done with my job I've got maybe 2 weeks before I leave for uni
>>28711358
What're you going to be studying?
>>28711374
Conservation and ecology. It's been my dream for ages but I took the long route and did something else entirely for 2 years so I'm a bit late haha
>>28711400
Sounds a lot more interesting than the usual computer science I see everyone taking. The important thing is you'll get there and it'll be worth it.
>>28711431
What did you do? Computer science? Heh it's not a bad thing to do either, honestly I'm pretty challenged technology wise so to me people who are good with computers are like gods
>>28711475
I went the medicine route. Helping people and whatnot. I figure it'll be great practice for being more outgoing and I know I can do it.
>>28711488
Wow pardon me but that is awesome. Also the white coat thing is a real attention grabber if you know what I mean. I wanted to be a vet back in the day but I gave up on that one when I realised I cannot handle blood
>>28711587
Definitely an aspiration of mine to be wearing a lab coat. It's vain but I don't care. As for the blood, it's something you hopefully get used to. My biggest fear was needles but now I take em and can give em without a sweat.
>>28711630
I could never. I can take needles and I can take a lot of shit but I can't actually do any of it yknow what I mean. I'd just get really queasy
>>28700897
azusa worst girl
>>28711725
That's too bad. I get it though, not for everyone. Good thing you have your dream job.
>>28711749
Had to switch somehow though back to animals. Can't imagine doing law for the rest of my life urgh
>>28700897
NOOO I TRYED IT A FEW TIMES WHY DONT THEY IT IS LOVELY I WHIS THEY DID WHEN I TRYED SHE SAID "ANON I'M NOT A DOG, STOP THIS"
WHY FUCKING WHY? I JUST WANNA PAT YOU ,TELL YOU CUTE THINGS AND LOVE YOU, THEY HATE IT.
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>>28711873
It all comes down to the animals. If I didn't want to work with people then they'd be my next choice. What kind? I think the dangerous ones like bears and tigers would be too much to handle.
>>28711891
Just say, "you're not a dog? Then why are you acting like a bitch right now?"
>>28711899
I don't think I'd be handling them exactly, but I guess that's the reason carnivore conservation is so hard? Everyone thinks they're big baddies. Also the captcha is getting to me. Wanna just go all the way and exchange skypes?
No but my girl likes it when i stroke her hair
>>28711963
Are they starting to give you signposts or something? Those are a bitch. And sure, you or me first?
>>28711990
They've been giving me street numbers and it's making my head ache HAHAHA and um you first?
>>28712039
Should be Ruzenu on there. Try that.
>>28712068
Just sent you a request. At least I think that's you
>>28711915
Savege man.but I would probably get slapped, man
Man she even ducked my hand, I just wanted to be nice and touched her softly.
I guess not everybody can be chad or something.
They probably would, but with an attractive guy, has always.
>>28701078
are you kidding me? all girls are fucking sluts and like it when treated like one, dont be fooled by their deceptions.
I got head patted by a cute girl the other day. She has a boyfriend and she sees me as a hopeless child, but it still made feel happy. I'm not a girl nor cute, but I feel like any sufficiently lonely person wouldn't mind one.
>tfw you'll never have a girl that loves to give you headpats
>>28704217
I read that article.
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