tell me about chestlets
why do they wear the bra
small tits are awesome
committee members wear bras to stop pokies
>>28700455
>small tits are awesome
objectively incorrect.
>>28700468
Not that guy but bruh all boobs are awesome. Don't be a fag.
Big tits are vastly inferior to DFC.
t. tits pro.
>>28700556
small boobs arent boobs,
you cant even grab them
theyre pathetic
>>28700590
Squeezing boobs is quite boring.
Running your hand over the curves of their body, smoothly going from chest to naval and feeling an erect nipple is dick diamondizing.
>>28700619
>Running your hand over the curves of their body
>curves
>chestlet
Guys who say they prefer small boobs are pretty much just admitting they'll never find a girl with the big boobs they really desire so they make up a new preference to cover it up.
>inb4 "muh shape"
>inb4 "they'll sag hurr durr"
>>28700455
>small tits are awesome
t. closet pedophile
>>28700680
damn straight
small boobs are fucking disgusting and majority of females have small tits
its pretty sad
>>28700556
why do you talk like a faggot?
Why do chestlets always look so uncomfortable next to real females?
>>28700722
Well imagine you were next to a guy with a huge dick
Wouldn't you feel uncomfortable with your own dick
>>28700530
top lol at that pic
Best thread on 4chan right now. Post more, OP, and give us any sauce you can find.
Don't let this shit bother your chestlets. You are still loved by many.
>>28700722
because theyre smaller whiny men
>>28700741
>tfw huge dick
feels good senpai
>>28700745
here you go, most pics are unsaucable though
>>28700455
>not wanting to glue yourself to a girl's heart by cumming deep into her cleavage
WE NEEED MORE GENETICALLY GIFTED FEMALES
>>28701737
awngawnbuibn
>>28700741
Jokes on you, my dick is above average in size. When I get drunk, I've gotten it to get so big it pokes my belly button.
>>28700762
Kek look at the girls reaction in the background.
>>28700776
>both wearing the same bottom
>both have on tops that do not match
>the small titted one thought she could pull of a strapless
>the old guy with the one checkered suspender
w t f
>love chetlets more than anything
>every girl I get romantically involved with is chesty
>have reputation for liking big breasts even though I never stop talkiing about chestlets
Life is suffering, someone please end me
>>28702174
>has a gf
FUCK OFF NOOOWWWW
>>28702048
>>the small titted one thought she could pull of a strapless
That's not how straight men talk.
>>28700712
I'll assume her face is covered because she's ugly
>>28702048
The small titted one has an infiniately better face and she's tall. I'd go for her over the fake baked umpa loompa to be honest with you mi fampailia
>chestlets think they're worth my time ever
>great grandmas all had big tits
>grandmas both have big tits
>mom has big tits
>my sisters who are past puberty have big tits
>even my 11 year old sister is starting to grow tits
>i have a cups
what the fuck
>>28703883
That's cause your trans and weren't supposed to have tits.
>>28703883
your dad's chestlet genes fucked you up
>>28700430
Dfc for life pls don't mute me I'm right
>>28703883
You were adopted, anonette
>>28703903
I guess my face is pretty masculine, but I still have a vagine
>>28703948
My aunts on both sides have huge tits. My dad is kind of fat, so his tits are probably bigger than mine, too
>>28703726
>dat fatass face
I like weak skinny chicks. It's kind of a power/control thing to be so much larger and stronger than them.
Fat goes in the trash.
>>28700430
We still have breast and they still need support. It's more about modesty and shit desu.
>>28700430
but i don't, anon
>>28704005
>my face is pretty masculine
prenatal estrogen levels lacking
youre the shitty batch
dont worry though, some homosexuals in denial will find you attractive
>>28704043
>We still have breast
>
>>28702048
Girls rarely wear matching bra and panties unless they're going to have sex.
t. Chad
>>28704003
I dunno, my mom is fertile as fuck. I have 7 siblings
>>28704071
I guess that's the best I can hope for :')
tfw chestlet gf. She is super flat.I really like cowtits
>>28704054
lmao she doesnt wear a bra 2bh
I think it's like manlets and these shoe inserts. They do it to pretend they are people.
I want to feel boobies.
Femanons let me touch yours now
Chestlets got it easy
>none of the bra styles I like come in my size
Sucks to be a tittymonster
>>28700430
generally i don't have a problem with any dick or height size
if a guy has a problem with my b cups i don't have a problem calling him out for his pencil dick or manlet genes
what you give is what you get
>>28704219
Every fucking thread this shit.
>>28704219
I assure you the boobs are more important that the bra anonHow stacked are you?
>>28704272
>im genetically inferior but know my place
good
>>28704481
You don't know shit about the struggle of a misfitting bra
32 H
>>28700762
oh well,i might be an awkward semi-autistic NEET,but i still have both my legs...not bad.
Animu tiddies are the best desu
>>28704601
You can't cup 2D, anon
The weight of 3D tiddies in your hand is divine
>>28703452
>tall
Like I give a shit
>>28704668
The one on the right is more qt than the big tit femlet
>>28704649
What's the difference?
I can't cup 3D tiddies either.
>>28704752
Of course you can, just believe in yourself!
>>28704668
shortstacks are shit
Tall girls with large breasts are the best
I'm saving up for surgery. I'll be able to wear a bra that isn't made for children someday.And then maybe my bf will actually be attracted to me instead of having to pretend while talking about how hot cowtits are literally almost everyday
>>28704816
>my bf
YOU CUNTS HAVE IT SO EASY THERE IS NO FAILING
>>28704695
>that horse face
>more qt
Stop being contrarian.
>>28704851
I'm sure you can find plenty of women who aren't attracted to you at all and spend all their time thinking about chads too anon.
>>28704886
But they sure as hell won't fuck me or be my gf.
>>28704864
That's part of what makes her qt though
Maybe I just have shit taste
>>28700654
>15 years old
Bullshit.
>>28704919
Yeah they will, you just have to find a way to make up for it. Losing weight if you're fat will make a huge difference. But if you have a shit personality like you most likely do nothing short of being rich will help. Not a personal insult, just what you usually see with robots.
What would you guys say are the degrees of tiddies? Like, where does flat become chestlet, where does chestlet become tiddies, where does tiddies become high test, etc.
>>28704952
vnwinbinma;n
>>28704983
while im at it imma dump some shit
>>28704816
this ones for you
bloxx
>>28700430
Im more interessed on the tall one at her side
>>28705022
little boy blox
>>28704999
>tfw you will never hold a dfc so close you can feel each others hearts beating
>tfw you will never reassure her you love her and want to stay with her every time she feels self-conscious about her chest
>tfw she will never eventually come to trust you and feel comfortable with your arms around her finally
>>28705022
This seems so unrealistic
>>28705117
its a small subreddit where chestlets whine
its the least likely place to have made up shit, doesnt mean its impossible though
>>28705117
It happens all the time. Do you not believe people that get made fun of for being morbidly obese or that have severe acne either? The only reason fat people don't get bullied as much anymore is because they're the majority. When you're flat chested you're literally walking around with your inferiority displayed over your chest. Everyone male and female knows it's an extremely undesirable trait and will make sure to remind you as much as possible.
>1889+127
>not profering DFC
get with the times man
>>28705217
Go and make genetically inferior babies with your low test and low est genes.
Stop polluting the thread though
chestlet here. i almost never wear a bra.
>>28705322
Bras are useless anywayespecially for GENETICALLY INFERIOR beings like you
>>28705322
do you have a petite frame and cute face ?
>>28702174
what the fuck
This is the most failedchad post I've ever read.
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT'S NORMIE PROBLEMS, WOE IS ME ALL OF MY CHAD FRIENDS THINK I LIKE TITCOWS BECAUSE OF MY TITCOW HAREM
>>28702048
Slavland, anon. Slavland.
>>28704816
Fake boobs are shit, don't fall for the meme. You'll just wind up with shittier tits that you paid for.
>>28704999
Maybe now they'll know how manlets feel.
>>28705371
petite frame yes. cute face ???
>>28704668
I'm also tall. I like walking into parties with tall gfs and feeling like elves among men. Just feels like you are better than everyone. Plus sex is better with girls more congruent to your own height.
Just thank me, manlet. You're lucky I don't take your girl.
>>28705540
I'm literally flat, not even an aa-cup and I've got wide shoulders. I look like a man and my bf likes cowtits almost exclusively. I already spend literally almost every other night crying about it and clothes don't fit unless they're in the tween section. I'm not some dumbass with b-cups whining about no man will ever be attracted to me.
>>28700430
Women sure do hate when the attention isn't on them for once. Even when cowtits know they're genetically superior and all they can say is men like them too much they still have to make sure the chestlets are reminded of how inferior they are. The flat chest thread on the farm is almost worse than all the dick and height threads here.
>>28700776
>>28700830
>>28701899
>>28704668
why do a lot of big tiddy girls never have hips? big boobs and boy hips look so gross
>>28705636
Remind me again why you stay with him?
>>28705585
what do you think of the idea of dressing like a little girl :3 ?
>>28705652
fuck this mute "feature"
>>28705681
I wonder how chestlets feel about manlets and dicklets?
>>28705636
No tits > fake tits
You're stuffing lies into your little boy chest and admitting you're insecure about it.
Plus fake tits feel like shit.
You're gonna get cucked by a real woman anyway. You're just gonna be poorer
>>28705707
So much whining.
>>28705673
no thanks, pedophile anon.
>>28705720
Chestlets might be the closest thing to "fembots" that exist.
>>28704272
6'3 and 6" dick here, I would be disappointed by your itty bitty titties.
>>28705747
They still have a vagina.
But they need to be put into place for making fun of manlets. They're just as genetically inferior
I feel you manletbros
>>28705802
>only 6"
I'm your height and 8x6
>>28705664
Because he's a really great guy and I love him. We've talked literally everyday but once since we met in december. Even if it wasn't like that it's not like I'm ever going to find someone who actually likes them on grown women that look their age and aren't huge tomboys.
>>28705712
>implying
Men are stupid enough to believe nigri's tits are real. Even if the worst case scenario happens all I have to do is say they're real and no one will care.
I'd be fine with dating a chestlet. They still have nipples to twist.
>>28705824
You're getting fake tits to appease a boob guy.
I know my kin.
We know. We can see it. We feel it. You're blatantly lying to us.
You're also relinquishing power in relationship. Its a dumb idea.
But go ahead you're daughters are gonna carry your curse regardless
I fap to girls with big butts and cute faces. Tits are an afterthought.
>Browsing porn
>See hot-looking girl in thumbnail
>Click link
>She's a buttlet
Every time.
>>28705918
It's not all that likely. I pretty much ended up with a deformity. I'm literally the only one out of my entire family on both sides to be smaller than a b-cup and the only flat one. Most are really busty. I have thought about not having kids because of it but I really want some and so does my bf.
Femanons, I'll settle for your flat chest if you'll settle for me being an obese balding small-dicked virgin who lives with his parents at 23.
man this board just loves schadenfreude
>>28706028
>Thought about not having kids because of something that's a non-issue if you have a boy and hardly an issue for girls
This bitch fucked Charlie Sheen.
>>28706028
At least try natural herbs first. Pueraria murifica. Get your blood checked.
Implants should be last decision.
Its probably not a deformity and you're gonna be fooling your boyfriends genes that desperately wanna merge with big titty genes.
>>28706056
The hope is femanons will eventually have so little self-esteem that they'll fall within our grasp.
i'm going to stop responding to posts. I'm tired of giving out (You)'s without getting any in return.
I'm not going to acknowledge the existence of any other posters. I'm going to post for myself, and knowing that I'm contributing to this board, and I don't need to ride on the coattails of others to contribute discussion. My posts will derive their value from no other source but myself.
I am going to become a narcissist, and I'm going to become confident. I am going to become superior.
>>28705989
>buttlet
We are NOT doing this
>>28706121
No, the hope is that genetically gifted alpha females stop being insecure because chestlet envy is everywhere
>>28706147
>i posted this in the fucking chestlet thread
fuck.
>>28706101
Do you mean the poster you're replying to or goddess Gigi Rivera?
Because if the latter is the case I'm a little bit dissapointed, which I know is retarded since she's a pornstar.
Also, did Gigi quit? Heard some sugardaddy took her on.
>>28706147
u ok orgonal
>>28706101
>implying
Fucking charlie sheen is something you should hide and drink to forget, not brag about.
>>28706109
lol no, herbs don't work. Even if stuff like estrogen did work I've had my levels checked and I'm on bc partly for it. Some people just have shit genes, and I'm not tricking him about anything. He's known from the start I'm flat chested. He's even tried to pretend he doesn't want me to get implants.
>>28700430
OP, I know this girl..
>>28706189
The latter. He picked out a few pornstars, her included.
Here's some other random flat ho who people pay to see naked.
>>28704886
this is how sheltered stacys are
they dont understand that men cant find relationships with women who arent interested in them
>>28700722
I literally know this girl with the huge tits. wow I never thought i'd find someone I knew on 4chan especially my first time ever visiting r9k
>>28706304
see>>28704963 You have to make up for it same way flat chests do.
>stacy
You're joking right?
>>28706309
Post pics fgt
Bblx
>>28706250
The point is, a rich and famous person picked her above all the titty monsters.
>>28706284
Alright, I don't want to seem needy and I'm not sure if you're a walking wikipedia on Pornstars.
But I have to ask you, did she quit porn? I think it's pretty likely because no material has been upped for years on the free tubes.
Oh well who am I kidding, of course she quit.
Also the thought of Charlie Sheen, being the old crackhead that he is, with this pornstar, doesn't add for me. Allthough it should.
Man we're a dellusional bunch
>speak for yourself
>>28706346
And? Rich people fuck midgets and do drugs off of $2 whores for fun. They get to have everything they want so eventually they start going for the weird things because all the conventionally attractive things get boring to them. Even if he genuinely had a fetish that doesn't change anything. People fetishize literal shit and sticking up bugs up a girl's cunt too, it doesn't mean that most men will actually like it.
>>28705632
>posts on r9k
>thinks he can take someone's girl
>>28706362
Do you need to take a breather bro?
>>28706331
>Implying girls have to do shit to "make up for it"
>>28706479
Forgot pic.
>28 A
>>28704816
>saving up for fake tits
It's like wearing a big red badge saying 'I'm the biggest whore in the world'
Any women vain enough to fork over 10 grand to look like a slut is disgusting.
>>28704886
>justifying herself
>>28706448
normies are here to stay
sorry virgin
>>28704816
>Get the surgery
>He dumps you for being so insecure
>>28706164
What's the matter? Got a small white ass?
>>28706504
>brown eyed "people"
into le trash
>>28706578
smallblackass
>>28706479
Have you read this thread? It's the same everywhere except 4chan has the highest percentage by far of guys who will actually tolerate and very rarely actually like flat chests. Even then it's always for girls who look no older than maybe 16 at most. Literally every single place even the most desperate and filled with sjw betas say "at least you aren't flat like a boy", "I can do anything but literally flat, that's just creepy", "maybe if she has a good butt and is really pretty", and "only if you have the ass to make up for it". You can pretend all you want, you know no one but maybe 1% of the male population likes flat chests on the average woman.
Again nothing but being a millionaire is ever going to make up for you being a whiny a little bitch. Have fun crying into your mlp onahole and watching tranny porn for the rest of your life.
>>28706521
All women with any tits at all are whores now? I'm getting it smaller than this and only ever really wear sweaters.
>>28706575
Then he never really loved me and was going to dump me as soon as we had sex anyway. Nothing of value lost at that point.
Y'all need to get some better insults. You couldn't even make a 5yo cry.
>>28706664
>look natural
then you feel them frankentits and be lookin like
>>28706664
I've known some damn flat girls and they all got boyfriends.
>>28706702
Why the fuck is she crying, he's average looking
>>28706727
She looks like a grape with legs
Who else /LeadingHerOn/ just to dump her and tell her it's because you don't like the size of her tits after like 3 years?
I am and I'm at year 2.
One more year. I'm going to film it for you guys.
>>28706702
He's a complete virgin. He can't compare unless he's cheated in which case we'd be breaking up no matter what. You can keep trying if you want, nothing anyone has ever said on here has made me feel anything. You'd have to be absolutely pathetic and extremely insecure to ever let anyone on this site get to you.
>>28706715
Yeah and they have ways to make up for it. What do you mean by flat anyway? Guys always say b-cups are flat, I mean literally flat without even a bump.
>>28706636
Wow, that's almost as bad as being a latina buttlet.
Do you have any redeeming qualities?
>>28706749
And yet you gave me a (you)
>>28706664
>"For me to notice and nobody else"
Who do these people honestly think they're kidding?
>>28705824
>Men are stupid enough to believe nigri's tits are real
Because they haven't seen them bare.
>I already spend literally almost every other night crying about it
If this is the case then you aren't in a healthy relationship and should either work on fixing it or end it.
>>28706767
I've got nothing better to do right now, he's asleep. I'm sure you know the feeling. Arguing with robots is a good stress reliever desu, my main boards are full of sjws now and aren't fun anymore.
>>28706806
Mostly because it's "not feminist" to care about how your partner feels about you now. But seeing as she's married and has even had a kid maybe there's a tiny bit of truth to it.
>>28706810
Replace nigiri with any pornstar without a super botched boobjob and you get the same thing. All you have to do is show off your tits and men will believe anything you say and whitenight you till you die.
>>28706880
>All you have to do is show off your tits and men will believe anything you say and whitenight you till you die.
That's true regardless of whether you have tits.
>>28707008
Only if you're a 10/10 and don't look any older than 16. Again you know men that actually like them on adult women make up maybe 1% of all men. If it's so well spread why is literally every woman but the occasional one posted by the same people in response to someone saying all chestlets should die busty?
>>28707071
All women want men with eight-inch dicks, but they'll occasionally go for smaller guys anyway.
>>28707119
>implying
Women only ever talk about about dick size if men bring it up. They don't care about size at all unless it's big enough to hurt or it's impossible to actually use. If you want to be insecure about something start being insecure about uncut vs cut. Women argue about that almost as much as men do. I think cut dicks are disgusting tb.h and they're supposed to be painful and hard to get off.
And that's exactly what I mean. Almost no men actually like flat chests, they just put up with them because they think they can't get any better.
>>28706749
you know if you aren't letting anything get to you you don't have to mention it like 10 times every post
I will hand it to you, OP.
Big titted sows are ideal breeding stock, but skellies are meant to be cherished and loved.
>>28707717
I'm talking about all the guys that cry because one fat sjw said she doesn't like men under 6'0 or because another robot tells them women won't fuck anyone without a 8in or bigger dick. It's so pathetic you can't even feel any sympathy for them.
Skelly titcows are interesting too.
>>28707181
>and they're supposed to be painful and hard to get off.
why would you think they're "supposed to be painful or hard to get off" ?
Every chick I know says any uncut boyfriends are far less likely to get blowjobs. They actually look forward to sucking cut dick because it's cleaner and there's 0 chance of sweat and smegma buildup under the foreskin.
>>28707898
It's not a problem if you clean it. It wouldn't be how men were if it was so disgusting in the first place. Idk exactly because I'm a virgin, but the head gets calloused which is painful when it gets inside and desensitizes it. Meaning cut guys usually prefer it to be a lot dryer than uncut men making it painful for the woman. They also need more stimulation to get off so they tend to prefer rougher sex which also causes more pain for the woman. It's not an opinion really it's just facts. Being cut also makes your uretha smaller due to having to rub onto things and can affect your pee.
Circumcision should definitely be outlawed imo.
>>28704533
It's true I don'tpls be my gf
>>28700868
>tfw someone screencaps your posts
