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I live under the totalitarian rule of an unfair, despicable ogre AKA my father. Just because I am not employed, he thinks he has the right to enforce arbitrary dietary restrictions and treat me like a child. Okay, I am overweight and it is "his" house, that still doesn't give him any right.
Anyway, one of the humiliations he puts me through (and in front of my cunt of a stepmother) is to "allow" me one can of Pringles per week as a "treat" (as if I am a dog and not his human son). Of course the first time he did this I ate them in one sitting and he of course shamed me and refused to buy me a new can until the following week. Now I have to walk for 30 min 3 times a week and can only eat certain amount of Pringles per day - yes, he actually draws 6 lines on the can and occasionally checks to see if I surpassed them. If I eat too many he throws the whole can out and doesn't buy them for an additional week because he is an asshole who cheated on my mother and has to make my life hell.
With that background, now you know my predicament. I ate 3/4 of a can Wednesday night due to my diagnoses depression and in a fit of creativity and intelligence, I cut the appropriate length from a paper towel cardboard tube and balanced the remaining Pringles on them. The weight isn't good but they clearly look like they are at the appropriate line.
But I'm worried this won't go unnoticed for the next 5 days and am wondering if /r9k/ can give me advice on how to make homemade Pringles? This way I can use them as "filler". Please /r9k/ I really need this and the flavor doesn't matter, the prick doesn't scrutinize that much.
how the fuck do you even come up with stories like this
All righty so you wanna learn how to make pringles good choice, the pleasure is mine. Firsts thing first get yourself some potatoes and start chopping them up, about 1/8th an inch thick and as big as you please. Next step is to salt and pepper them after preheating the oven at 350 degree freedom units. While you're waiting go ahead and kill yourself to make the time past faster because they're gonna need at least 35 minutes.
it's threads like this that bring me back here everyday
>>28699971
I am 28 with a BSc in CS and more coding and gaming experience than you will ever have.
You are also too dense to understand that when I said I was unemployed that implied I do not have the money to buy more Pringles, otherwise there would be no issue.
Maybe you just live in a world where you get everything for free and don't have to think about money. Must be nice.
My dad is a NEET right now too because he got injured at work, and neither of us does housework or grocery shopping or helps my mom prepare meals.
When I start feeling bad about it, I remember that my mom smoked when she was pregnant (albeit, much less than she had before or after), that my parents had me circumcised, and that they "protected" me from other children until I was almost 18, resulting in my stunted social growth.
>>28700016
Big deal dude I'm 24 and got my degree (Dual major Electrical and computer science) at the age of 19 and have been working as a government contractor since I was 21. Money has never been an issue as I was funded through government grants after winning a couple security competitions and being 1st place, basically your tax dollars paid for my pringles mountain dew and bud.
>>28700027
Ah yes, blaming someone else for your problems. As if their present actions had any bearance on your own today. That way you can never be a failure if its always someone elses fault! Won't be surprising when your kids (if tht ever happens) will do the same until eventually your blood line runs out due to someone elses mistake (but not your own of course lol)
>>28699971
pringles aren't chips
they are made from a reformed potato slurry
>>http://myfoodstoragecookbook.com/2012/06/30/homemade-pringles/
>>28700163
>hurdur how your parents raise you has nothing to do with how you turn out or act in adulthood
Fucking moron.
Why would I give birth to more humans just so they could suffer? You need to fuck off and find another board more suited to double-digit IQ normies such as yourself.
Kek, good thread OP. I'm rooting for you.
>>28700209
Lol whatever you say man, don't be mad when someone calls you out on your dumb shit
>Live in an area with too many high schoolers and too few jobs, so can't a job (too old)
>Area also has no programs or shelters for homeless people
>Parents threaten to kick me out if I didn't find a job by this saturday
>If I become homeless I wouldn't have access to any food or shelter
>Either I try to become homeless and eventually die from starvation or being in a arctic cold region
>Or I just kill myself quicker and do it myself now
Anyone want free porn? I have 3 TB of shit I don't need anymore.
>be fat
>be a leech too lazy to even get a shitty job to feed his food addiction
>wonder why parents get mad
Yup, sounds like a robot.
>>28701256
>plant CP on your dad's computer
>get a giant tattoo that says "MY DAD HAS CP (check his computer)
>kill self
>ur dad gets fucked in the ass
Devilish enough?
>>28700012
Ikr? This shit ranks right up there with tendies and the neet uprising story i read one here once. Sure wish i'd saved that one....
>>28701378
>>plant CP on your dad's computer
Cool plan, except for the part where my father basically puts his computer into super duper lockdown mode after I hacked into for the hundredth time, making that impossible.
>Move out from parents at 18
>Work in the summer, study other times
>Live on neetbux for some months if no job
>Parents happy when I visit them every couple months
How can people live with their parents past the age of 20? I would feel humiliated if I did that. It's even worse if they pay for all your shit.
>>28699901
>put pantsu on head
>go to nearest grocery store
>grab as many pringles as you can carry
>run fatass!
I guarantee nobody will try to stop you
>>28699901
this is a new level of degeneracy
how old are you Op? maybe it's time you moved out if you don't want to be treated like a child
This just like my confederacy of dunces!!
>>28702495
I like this pringles story. A nice change from the usual "gallons of shit and piss everywhere!" or even worse "SO MUCH LE SPAGHETTI SAUCE COMING OUT OF LE POCKETS xD"
>>28699901
You should consider reading "shadow of the claw".
It was written by gene Wolfe who before he became a writer was an engineer and helped design the machine which is used to make Pringles.
So the book and Pringles are basically the same thing and you can spite you dead by "eating Pringles" while pretending to read a book.
Absolutely fool proof.
