>be 31
>finally get gf
>kiss first time
>end up with mono
>gf breaks up with because she was my first kiss
>she goes around telling everyone how much of a loser i am for just now gettinf my first kiss at 31
>tfw mono is making me tired right now.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
Oregano
>>28699640
>has kissed a girl
Fucking normiiiiiiiiie RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How did she find out you were kissless until 31?
that's what you get fucking normaIfag
>>28699640
She's a cunt. You have proof.
>>28699640
Sue her ass for trying to kill you with mono I guess.
>>28699663
>How did she find out you were kissless until 31?
Are you retarded? Do you not think she could tell by his obvious lack of experience?
>>28699663
Older adults don't get mono because they built up immunity to it through kissing their partners. About the only people who get mono are teens and young adults.
>>28699718
Kissing is pretty instinctual, I had my first kiss at 26, and it was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. I told her ~2 weeks later, and she said she wouldn't have been able to tell.
That's why I was wondering why someone would notice a lack of experience. There's not really a point in faking exasperation on something like this.
>>28699840
>Kissing is pretty instinctual,
Is it? I've been actively avoiding kissing for several years, even when the opportunity clearly presents itself, because I am absolutely terrified that I will fuck it up and have no clue what to do.
what the fuck is mono
22 years old on 4chan for 10 years and literally never ever heard of this shit before
>>28699865
I can confirm 23 yo ex-KV only V now. Kissing is ingrained in genetics I guess. Just half open your lips and slip your tongue out
>>28699959
mononucleosis
something you will never have
>>28699969
I'm more scared of kissing than losing my virginity, hope it really is that easy. I'm 25.
>>28700018
another reason to ignore 3DPD
>>28699969
>Just half open your lips and slip your tongue out
No wonder you're a virgin LMAO
>>28699969
>Kissing is ingrained in genetics
It actually isn't, it's a very cultural thing. Apparently people didn't kiss on the mouth in my country until they learned from other cultures
I'm scared of kissing with my tongue. Like once its in their mouth what do I do????
>>28699959
You get sick because your body isn't used to swapping saliva or some shit like that. Once you get it you have it forever like an std, except it doesn't really change anything.
>>28700096
>>28699969
>tongue is required for kissing
My tongue has a short frenulum meaning it literally cannot extend outside of my mouth. Why has life fucked me over in literally every possible way?
>>28700154
Just get a doctor to cut it
you'll get rid of that speech impediment you undoubtedly have too
>>28700154
That's easily fixed bro. I got mine sniped as a kid.
>>28700036
Just bee urself
>>28700067
nigger
>>28700154
Get circumcized
>>28700154
Now you don't have to worry about kissing with your tongue, anon. Sounds like a blessing to me
>>28700188
>>28700202
Yeah I looked that up and it seems like it might work. But some people report getting botched operations (even from the national health service in the UK) and others report that it didn't actually allow them to extend their tongue much further than they could before. All I want is a normal tongue ffs.
Also, what the fuck do I tell the doctor who does it? Is it socially acceptable to say I want to get my tongue cut because I can't kiss properly? I have no noticeable speech impediment and the short frenulum brings me no other difficulties, so the only reason to get it cut is for kissing/sex.
>>28700188
>destroying what god gave you
I bet you're a jew
>>28700253
Just say you have trouble eating or something.
How do you get (and keep) a gf as a friendless loser?
>>28700269
>uhh a tumor on my ballsack? thank you God I'll never remove it
this is you
>>28700490
you don't
>>28700018
>something you will never have
Why is this so funny? It's like, only on here would someone want to get a disease because it's related to kissing and implies you kissed someone.
