*CHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>>28699631
I want to stick my dick inside of it
>>28699631
what do these things do anyway? It seems like the only reason they exist is to make this annoying as fuck sound and leave shells of their bodies around.
You fucking faggots need to stop living in 3rd world countries.
>>28699742
but i live in the US
>>28699792
>US
>not a third world country
topkek
>WE
*chirps excessively*
>WUS
*sheds skin and leaves perfectly formed hollow pupa on side of tree*
>LARVAE
*dies after one month of adulthood*
>FOR 12 YEARS
>>28700099
wat tf is that pic
>>28699742
>live in georgia
>cicadas everywhere in my house
>for some reason there's a bamboo forest
>>28700099
If US is third world, then no one is even second world or first. I mean, what's better than america ?
FUCK OFF I CANT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT HEARING A MILLION OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
IT'S ALREADY SCORCHING HOT HERE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ADD TO THE SHITTYNESS
>>28699631
I've always thought the hum of cicadas was rather soothing.
>>28700151
georgia has the same climate as Japan you know. it's perfect for bamboo
>>28700203
I remember when we used to be covered in kudzu.
I miss kudzu.
>>28700162
Europe and Canada.
USA is Africa tier
>>28700171
>MFW it's time to rip and/or tear
At least these stupid fuckers taste good. Stupid cowards hiding in the ground...just to show up and fuck all around without even asking.
Don't get me started on the fucking mockingbirds.
>>28700272
Like 1/3 of canada is actually inhabitable.
>>28700334
>Implying we don't know 2/3rds of Canada is poutine
>implying we don't know the last 3rd is one giant Tim Horton's
>BZZZZZZZ musquito flying into your ear
FUCK OFF
>>28700140
It says storyboard on the top
How can you not figure this out
>>28700272
Oh shit
A yuropoor trying to make us feel bad for our freedoms
>>28699631
Fuck off OP cicadas are best bug bros
>>28700099
>>28700162
>>28700272
That's not what third world means.
>>28701008
bugs aren't bros you autismal fool. There's a primordial disdain for them and if you think otherwise you're a degenerate.
>>28699664
Their flying forms only live to breed. They don't even have a digestive system so they starve to death after 2 weeks.
Their larva live underground for close to a decade though.
>>28700099
>Posting pictures of rugrats
Enjoy your brainwashing
I can't wait until they start chirping around here. The normies get so mad and butthurt anout them.
>b...b...but muh locuses are annoyint
Fuck you. Their chirping is nice and relaxing. I've been waiting 17 years to get better video and audio recordings of these things
>b...b...but they go splat on muh windshield and make muh roads slick
Fucking normie. That's why you dont get a fucking vehicle and learn to use your legs to get around.
>b...b...but they're disgusting
Have you ever ate these things, normies? They're fucking delicious. I'm going to get a lot and freeze them so I don't need to buy chicken for a while as my protein source.
>tfw you'll never get to enjoy a hot summer cicada-ridden Saturday afternoon in Japan
>Running around the beautiful countryside with your cute childhood friend, dipping your feet in a nearby stream and talking about life
There's something comfy about the sounds of cicadas in the summertime.
i'm scared bros. i wasn't alive the last time these things were around. they're about to come out again.
>>28701311
thanks for reminding me of the good times anon...
>>28701229
That's not a locust it's a cicada
Locusts taste good, cicadas are hellspawn
Cicadas on DMT on DMT
Hey guys it's 009 James Bond stole my fucking car in that movie, I've cracked the code of Cicada 3301, it's basically just a bunch of DMT smoking Hippie SuperSpys spouting off cryptic latin for fun on 4chan no big deal, just saving the world listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuxsBzabqhg
>>28701311
They're extremely comfy in my anime romance movies.
